Cosby Fondling
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 22:42:39 -0500

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Sounds like this is getting to be a high stakes game! Find some black
entertainer, fondle them, hire a lawyer, and debate consensuality for years
and earn big $$$$. Someday this will be bigger than Texas Hold'em.

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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 23:05:08 -0800

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On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 22:42:39 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:

>Sounds like this is getting to be a high stakes game! Find some black
>entertainer, fondle them, hire a lawyer, and debate consensuality for years
>and earn big $$$$. Someday this will be bigger than Texas Hold'em.
>

It made me itchy enough when people started saying "well, my boss hit
on me, and yes, I said YES, when I meant NO, but it's BECAUSE if I
didn't he might hold it AGAINST ME forever, and I would NEVER KNOW"

Let's face it. Women think like that. Men don't. How many times
have you seen two women talking, apparently the greatest of friends,
then when you walk away with one of them she is all like "that fucking
BITCH! Did you SEE that?" Because somebody's SHOES were wrong or
something.

But they had a point. That IS the kind of thing that people do. They
were RIGHT. Guys have been getting screwed over that kind of way for
years and years; a boss holds some grudge against them, and decides
to ruin some poor Henry Turdquist's life over it, and gets away with
it. Guys wouldn't think to lodge a lawsuit about it. Not because
they have some John Wayne code of manly behavior that precludes going
CRYING about it. But because when it happens to a guy, he thinks it's
his RIGHTFUL LOT in life. You tell a guy he's a worm and he BELIEVES
YOU.

Of course also the guys weren't usually being asked to suck their
boss's cock, too. That figures in there somewhere.

But it leaves a fucked-up-ass grey area. You can get in trouble for
what somebody THINKS you MIGHT be thinking. Next there will be
lawsuits where women seduce their bosses and then sue them because
they did it because they thought the boss might hold it against them
if they didn't take the aggressive role. You'll get sued for HAVING A
COCK.

http://joecosby.com/sound/rd/20041227/Various%20weird%20stuff/Trippy/hellscreams.mp3

BUT THEY'D BE RIGHT.

I mean, for that matter, let's say I start a business, and I can hire
a person, so I hire someone who sucked my cock at some point in the
past. Then, this lady who DIDN'T suck my cock is getting screwed over
because she didn't suck my cock before she KNEW me. In order to keep
the playing field level, she has to suck my cock PRE-EMPTIVELY. EVEN
THOUGH SHE DOESN'T' WANT TO. She has EVERY REASON to sue. I would.

http://joecosby.com/sound/rd/20041227/Various%20weird%20stuff/SubGenius/rants/Susie-the-Floozie_TampaDev.mp3

I might not even REALIZE MYSELF that I gave an unfair advantage to the
one who sucked my cock. I might THINK I didn't. But I could be
wrong. People fool themselves all the time. I could be committing a
crime against somebody I've never even MET by doing something I don't
even REALIZE I WAS DOING. The only way I could get around THAT would
be to put out an ad in the paper advertising for somebody willing to
suck my cock for a job ... because at least that way we would KNOW.

AND THAT'S NOT RIGHT.


But they ARE right. really no sarcasm. That's the way people are.
It's reality. Sometimes facing reality is just too fucking confusing.
I think we were better off when everybody was fucking neurotic.


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
It should come to you like a bolt from the blue. Like you are
juggling cats and all of a sudden one of them blows up.



Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 23:31:14 -0800

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On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 23:05:08 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:

>On Fri, 28 Jan 2005 22:42:39 -0500, "iDRMRSR"
> wrote:
>
>>Sounds like this is getting to be a high stakes game! Find some black
>>entertainer, fondle them, hire a lawyer, and debate consensuality for years
>>and earn big $$$$. Someday this will be bigger than Texas Hold'em.
>>
>
>It made me itchy enough when people started saying "well, my boss hit
>on me, and yes, I said YES, when I meant NO, but it's BECAUSE if I
>didn't he might hold it AGAINST ME forever, and I would NEVER KNOW"
>
>Let's face it. Women think like that. Men don't. How many times
>have you seen two women talking, apparently the greatest of friends,
>then when you walk away with one of them she is all like "that fucking
>BITCH! Did you SEE that?" Because somebody's SHOES were wrong or
>something.
>
>But they had a point. That IS the kind of thing that people do. They
>were RIGHT. Guys have been getting screwed over that kind of way for
>years and years; a boss holds some grudge against them, and decides
>to ruin some poor Henry Turdquist's life over it, and gets away with
>it. Guys wouldn't think to lodge a lawsuit about it. Not because
>they have some John Wayne code of manly behavior that precludes going
>CRYING about it. But because when it happens to a guy, he thinks it's
>his RIGHTFUL LOT in life. You tell a guy he's a worm and he BELIEVES
>YOU.
>
>Of course also the guys weren't usually being asked to suck their
>boss's cock, too. That figures in there somewhere.
>
>But it leaves a fucked-up-ass grey area. You can get in trouble for
>what somebody THINKS you MIGHT be thinking. Next there will be
>lawsuits where women seduce their bosses and then sue them because
>they did it because they thought the boss might hold it against them
>if they didn't take the aggressive role. You'll get sued for HAVING A
>COCK.
>
>http://joecosby.com/sound/rd/20041227/Various%20weird%20stuff/Trippy/hellscreams.mp3
>
>BUT THEY'D BE RIGHT.
>
>I mean, for that matter, let's say I start a business, and I can hire
>a person, so I hire someone who sucked my cock at some point in the
>past. Then, this lady who DIDN'T suck my cock is getting screwed over
>because she didn't suck my cock before she KNEW me. In order to keep
>the playing field level, she has to suck my cock PRE-EMPTIVELY. EVEN
>THOUGH SHE DOESN'T' WANT TO. She has EVERY REASON to sue. I would.
>
>http://joecosby.com/sound/rd/20041227/Various%20weird%20stuff/SubGenius/rants/Susie-the-Floozie_TampaDev.mp3
>
>I might not even REALIZE MYSELF that I gave an unfair advantage to the
>one who sucked my cock. I might THINK I didn't. But I could be
>wrong. People fool themselves all the time. I could be committing a
>crime against somebody I've never even MET by doing something I don't
>even REALIZE I WAS DOING. The only way I could get around THAT would
>be to put out an ad in the paper advertising for somebody willing to
>suck my cock for a job ... because at least that way we would KNOW.
>
>AND THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
>
>
>But they ARE right. really no sarcasm. That's the way people are.
>It's reality. Sometimes facing reality is just too fucking confusing.
>I think we were better off when everybody was fucking neurotic.

http://joecosby.com/sound/rd/20041227/Various%20weird%20stuff/SubGenius/strange/Timothy%20Leary%20and%20Terence%20Mckenna%20-%20You%20Get%20Elves,%20Everybody%20Does.MP3


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
"Being well-informed is but a stone's throw from being boring - and
stones will be thrown"
- Quentin Crisp



Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 16:13:40 GMT

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In article ,
Zapanaz wrote:

> http://joecosby.com/sound/rd/20041227/Various%20weird%20stuff/SubGenius/strang
> e/Timothy%20Leary%20and%20Terence%20Mckenna%20-%20You%20Get%20Elves,%20Everybo
> dy%20Does.MP3

You are disturbed in a way that would require 40 costumed dancers, a
dump truck filled with rotten fruit and a full orchestra to describe
artistically.

--

HellPope Huey
Ed popped when he got 16 megajoules up the fundament

The chief contribution of Protestantism
to human thought
is its massive proof that God is a bore.
- H. L. Mencken

Probably the worst time in a person's life
is when they have to kill a family member
because they are the Devil.
But otherwise it's been a pretty good day.
-Emo Phillips


Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 30 Jan 2005 16:13:23 -0800

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"'But they don't tell you why. All they give you are mysterious hints.
The Germans are apparently in on it. The Antarctic is concerned in some
way. Perhaps in a matter of weeks, they say, the whole world will be
plunged into apocalypse...Here we are, in the thick of a grand cabal,
and we haven't the slightest notion of what's going on.'"