DUMBASS CARPET RESTORATION * 24 HOUR SHITHEAD

Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2005 22:55:04 -0800

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DUMBASS CARPET RESTORATION wrote:
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> What's wrong with a man trying to make a living?

What's wrong with dumping ads into entirely inappropriate newsgroups?
Nobody reads these groups looking for carpet restoration services, and
if we want carpet restoration services we look in the phone book OF OUR
OWN CITIES. Are you REALLY going to come to Portland Oregon to do my
carpet? Or Japan or Australia or Ohio or Massachusetts or Britain for
some of the other readers of alt.slack, DUMBASS???

So go ahead, piss off some of the MEAN people who read these newsgroups
and know exactly how to FUCK YOU UP, MOTHERFUCKER.

I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT.


Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 21:41:49 +1100

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> Are you REALLY going to come to Portland Oregon to do my
> carpet? Or Japan...


if they sent over Anna Ohura or Sora Aoi to do it in person, wearing
naught but a wet t-shirt, i might consider it.


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 10:51:08 GMT

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nikolai kingsley wrote:
> > Are you REALLY going to come to Portland Oregon to do my
>> carpet? Or Japan...
>
>
>if they sent over Anna Ohura or Sora Aoi to do it in person, wearing
>naught but a wet t-shirt, i might consider it.

Is this an advert for "travelling carpet-munchers?"

I might pay to watch that...