Damn stupid Mac users anyway
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 05:28:12 GMT
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Yep, there's nothing quite like being told to upgrade every 15 MINUTES
and then having to pay some tech $35 to install a fresh $12 motherboard
battery because its not USER-ACCESSIBLE. Insert stream of shockingly
vulgar curses that would make even a RAPPER flinch, riiiight.... HERE.
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Correspondent:: Gerry
Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 21:57:20 -0800
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In article
, HellPope
Huey wrote:
> Yep, there's nothing quite like being told to upgrade every 15 MINUTES
> and then having to pay some tech $35 to install a fresh $12 motherboard
> battery because its not USER-ACCESSIBLE.
A few bucks every month certainly seems a worthwhile trade off to
working on a dull unintersting machine for dronres.
Certainly that's an alternative: do what you're told, buy the only
things that are available and fight spam and viruses all the rest of
your days.
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are undecided.
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Correspondent:: ad
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 09:53:22 -0000
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In article <130120052157205937%address@domain.com>, address@domain.com
says...
>
> > Yep, there's nothing quite like being told to upgrade every 15 MINUTES
> > and then having to pay some tech $35 to install a fresh $12 motherboard
> > battery because its not USER-ACCESSIBLE.
>
> A few bucks every month certainly seems a worthwhile trade off to
> working on a dull unintersting machine for dronres.
Um, is this for the Mac or an Ipod?
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 18:12:16 GMT
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In article ,
ad wrote:
> In article <130120052157205937%address@domain.com>, address@domain.com
> says...
> >
> > > Yep, there's nothing quite like being told to upgrade every 15 MINUTES
> > > and then having to pay some tech $35 to install a fresh $12 motherboard
> > > battery because its not USER-ACCESSIBLE.
> >
> > A few bucks every month certainly seems a worthwhile trade off to
> > working on a dull unintersting machine for dronres.
>
> Um, is this for the Mac or an Ipod?
Its for people who think they just HAVE to have an AirPort so they can
play Halo 2 from their easy chairs, turning the whole thing into a
PeePod, computer, peripherals and all. All I really "need" is a second
hard drive and the "FellatePod" accessory.
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Correspondent:: Gerry
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 12:54:27 -0800
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In article
, HellPope
Huey wrote:
> "They say Democracy is how we choose the guy who takes the blame."
Interesting quote. We chose Clinton, and now, for infinity apparently,
he will take the blame for all successive administrations...
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opinion is seen as making progress towards a better solution, rather than as
losing face"
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Correspondent:: Steve Hix
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 19:16:11 -0800
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In article <140120051254278316%address@domain.com>,
Gerry wrote:
> In article
> , HellPope
> Huey wrote:
>
> > "They say Democracy is how we choose the guy who takes the blame."
>
> Interesting quote. We chose Clinton, and now, for infinity apparently,
> he will take the blame for all successive administrations...
You seem to have missed out on, at least, the Eisenhower, Johnson,
Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush I and Bush II administrations.
And that's just in the last 50 years.
Correspondent:: Gerry
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 08:20:29 -0800
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In article , Steve
Hix wrote:
> > > "They say Democracy is how we choose the guy who takes the blame."
> >
> > Interesting quote. We chose Clinton, and now, for infinity apparently,
> > he will take the blame for all successive administrations...
>
> You seem to have missed out on, at least, the Eisenhower, Johnson,
> Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush I and Bush II administrations.
>
> And that's just in the last 50 years.
The Republicans are still blaming their problems on them too? You're
right I guess I missed that.
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"For progress to occur, it is essential to have a forum where changing one's
opinion is seen as making progress towards a better solution, rather than as
losing face"
-- Bjarne Stroustrup
Correspondent:: Steve Hix
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 10:37:12 -0800
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In article <160120050820296707%address@domain.com>,
Gerry wrote:
> In article , Steve
> Hix wrote:
>
> > > > "They say Democracy is how we choose the guy who takes the blame."
> > >
> > > Interesting quote. We chose Clinton, and now, for infinity apparently,
> > > he will take the blame for all successive administrations...
> >
> > You seem to have missed out on, at least, the Eisenhower, Johnson,
> > Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush I and Bush II administrations.
> >
> > And that's just in the last 50 years.
>
> The Republicans are still blaming their problems on them too? You're
> right I guess I missed that.
I guess you really haven't been paying attention.
Democrats blame earlier Republican administrations for all the evils in
the world, literally. Republicans blame Democrats, etc. (Libertarians
blame everyone else for everything they don't like. The Communists just
sulk in the corner.)
Correspondent:: chippy
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 00:01:19 GMT
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On 2005-01-16 13:37:12 -0500, Steve Hix
said:
> In article <160120050820296707%address@domain.com>,
> Gerry wrote:
>
>> In article , Steve
>> Hix wrote:
>>
>>>>> "They say Democracy is how we choose the guy who takes the blame."
>>>>
>>>> Interesting quote. We chose Clinton, and now, for infinity apparently,
>>>> he will take the blame for all successive administrations...
>>>
>>> You seem to have missed out on, at least, the Eisenhower, Johnson,
>>> Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush I and Bush II administrations.
>>>
>>> And that's just in the last 50 years.
>>
>> The Republicans are still blaming their problems on them too? You're
>> right I guess I missed that.
>
> I guess you really haven't been paying attention.
>
> Democrats blame earlier Republican administrations for all the evils in
> the world, literally. Republicans blame Democrats, etc. (Libertarians
> blame everyone else for everything they don't like. The Communists just
> sulk in the corner.)
If they had bought an iMac they wouldn't need to sulk.
Correspondent:: goldfingerjaws@aol.compoof (DrMindBender)
Date: 14 Jan 2005 21:16:18 GMT
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>Subject: Re: Damn stupid Mac users anyway
>From: HellPope Huey NoRestraint@all.kassner.oop
> > > Yep, there's nothing quite like being told to upgrade every 15 MINUTES
> > > and then having to pay some tech $35 to install a fresh $12 motherboard
> > > battery because its not USER-ACCESSIBLE.
> >
> > A few bucks every month certainly seems a worthwhile trade off to
> > working on a dull unintersting machine for dronres.
>
> Um, is this for the Mac or an Ipod?
Steve Jobs is Uncle Fester.
This is a choke.