Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 24 Jan 2005 13:31:08 -0800
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It hurts when I do this!
Correspondent:: IMBJR Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 21:39:53 +0000
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On 24 Jan 2005 13:31:08 -0800, in reply to "Rev. Richard Skull"
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>It hurts when I do this!
Let me do it to you then.
Correspondent:: "Kevin Cunningham" Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 22:02:38 GMT
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"IMBJR" wrote in message
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> On 24 Jan 2005 13:31:08 -0800, in reply to "Rev. Richard Skull"
> :
>
>>It hurts when I do this!
>
> Let me do it to you then.
>
Or alternatively, don't do that.
Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Correspondent:: Vaylor Trucks Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 17:04:09 -0500
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> It hurts when I do this!
>
Have you tried it with the mule harness in the OTHER hand? What about
with low-fat mayo instead? Also, when was the last time you sharpened
the blade on your straight-razor?
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 24 Jan 2005 22:24:34 GMT
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in
news:1106602268.056313.179970@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
> It hurts when I do this!
>
You're not doing it right unless it causes you to let out a humongus
"HEEEUUURRGGHH!!!!!"
--
12th Epochalyptic MegaFisTemple Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of
Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Oh give me a hoooome, where the buffalo roam, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A HOUSE
THAT STINKS TO HELL!!!"
-- DJ Epoch
Correspondent:: John Starrett Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 16:07:12 -0700
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> It hurts when I do this!
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It's all in your head. I suggest you have it removed.
JS
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 15:13:27 -0800
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
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> It hurts when I do this!
GOOD.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 03:14:03 GMT
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> "Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
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> > It hurts when I do this!
Me too, but I keep coming back to read it anyway. A real navel-popper,
ain't it?
--
HellPope Huey
The distance between a tirade
and a reasoned commentary
is exactly twice the span of time required
for a moron to refocus mentally
after being hypnotized
by an Old Navy commercial.
"You know what would be awesome?
If my computer could make the sound
of a Yeti: HRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!"
- AOL commercial
"Ha ha! You're nocturnal!"
- "The Simpsons"
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino" Date: 24 Jan 2005 17:52:47 -0800
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Then you're doing it all wrong. Sweep up some of that broken glass off
the floor, you'll be fine. Oh...and say my name when you're doing it.
No, she won't hear. You gotta say it low! Say it low, she don't know!
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 14:20:07 +1100
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> It hurts when I do this!
keep doing it until you get used to it. or until the affected body part
drops off.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 00:26:54 -0700
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>> It hurts when I do this!
Send me thirty bucks, I'll make you a reverend and then you'll be told how
to make it stop.
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 23:36:48 -0800
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On 24 Jan 2005 13:31:08 -0800, "Rev. Richard Skull"
wrote:
>It hurts when I do this!
Does it hurt when I do THIS
(insert sound of sledgehammer here)
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped,
it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast
to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover, inches above the ground. With a giant
buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with
Chicago.
-- John Frazee
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 11:59:19 GMT
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
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> It hurts when I do this!
First of all, YOU aren't supposed to do that to IT.
IT should be doing that to YOU.