Dear subgenius dream interpreter
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 06:20:34 GMT

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Last night I had the strangest dream,

Firstly I flew out to the USA to take part in the Hour of slack radio show,
I was laying on the couch whilst the show was taking place and I was being
crushed by some 22yo male college student with black hair who was doing the
announcing, while that balding, chubby guy with glasses from the Arise DVD
was reading 6 magazines on Darts.

Unhappy with the show and after some sarcastic remarks from the Subgeni I
returned to Australia to feed the dog ( I don't have a dog ) and vacuum,
then before I could return to the US I went to a hotel where I was to meet a
kook with a handful of followers.

The hotel was quite strange it was a mixture of Victorian and 1960's post
modern design, anyway after I was waiting in the lobby some people drive up
in a car which was half Porsche & half voltzwagon, it was a black guy
driving the Porsche side of the car and a white chick driving the VW, anyway
they got out of the car and wanted to see me about the kook leader.

Then all these obese women and dregs of the universe started hanging around
me so I retreated to a hotel bedroom where I saw a photo of the kook, and I
thought to myself hey I have a idea..

So I squished my face and crushed my forehead then looked in the mirror an I
was the kook, after a bit of shock running around the hotel Benny Hill
style, after a while I realised that I don't need this shit and woke up.




Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 06:43:47 GMT

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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:

> Last night I had the strangest dream,
>
> Firstly I flew out to the USA to take part in the Hour of slack radio show,
> I was laying on the couch whilst the show was taking place and I was being
> crushed by some 22yo male college student with black hair who was doing the
> announcing, while that balding, chubby guy with glasses from the Arise DVD
> was reading 6 magazines on Darts.
>
> Unhappy with the show and after some sarcastic remarks from the Subgeni I
> returned to Australia to feed the dog ( I don't have a dog ) and vacuum,
> then before I could return to the US I went to a hotel where I was to meet a
> kook with a handful of followers.
>
> The hotel was quite strange it was a mixture of Victorian and 1960's post
> modern design, anyway after I was waiting in the lobby some people drive up
> in a car which was half Porsche & half voltzwagon, it was a black guy
> driving the Porsche side of the car and a white chick driving the VW, anyway
> they got out of the car and wanted to see me about the kook leader.
>
> Then all these obese women and dregs of the universe started hanging around
> me so I retreated to a hotel bedroom where I saw a photo of the kook, and I
> thought to myself hey I have a idea..
>
> So I squished my face and crushed my forehead then looked in the mirror an I
> was the kook, after a bit of shock running around the hotel Benny Hill
> style, after a while I realised that I don't need this shit and woke up.

Next time, stay in a Dream Hotel with a Bauhaus decor.






Correspondent:: "Rev Magdalen"
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 02:20:11 -0500

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König Prüß" <=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC=DF?=>; "GfbAEV wrote:
> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>
>> So I squished my face and crushed my forehead then looked in the
>> mirror an I was the kook, after a bit of shock running around the
>> hotel Benny Hill style, after a while I realised that I don't need
>> this shit and woke up.
>
> Next time, stay in a Dream Hotel with a Bauhaus decor.

I stay at this great Dream Hotel, it has a waterslide you can take to
get from place to place. It's much better than the elevators because
sometimes those eject you off on floors that are above the atmosphere,
and then you have to stand there holding your breath until the elevator
comes back. It has a great restaurant in the lobby and every time I eat
there I wake up and get really disappointed that it doesn't exist in
meatspace. A lot of the time I try to remember the directions to get
there as I'm waking up, but they always end up being something like, "Oh
yeah, it's just down the road from the farm by the cemetery with the
swamp, the one that sells pine cones and rhubarb." So that's not much
help. Oh well, at least they always have a table for me when I go
there.




Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 07:37:50 GMT

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Rev Magdalen wrote:

> König Prüß" <=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC=DF?=>; "GfbAEV wrote:
> > Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> >
> >> So I squished my face and crushed my forehead then looked in the
> >> mirror an I was the kook, after a bit of shock running around the
> >> hotel Benny Hill style, after a while I realised that I don't need
> >> this shit and woke up.
> >
> > Next time, stay in a Dream Hotel with a Bauhaus decor.
>
> I stay at this great Dream Hotel, it has a waterslide you can take to
> get from place to place. It's much better than the elevators because
> sometimes those eject you off on floors that are above the atmosphere,
> and then you have to stand there holding your breath until the elevator
> comes back. It has a great restaurant in the lobby and every time I eat
> there I wake up and get really disappointed that it doesn't exist in
> meatspace. A lot of the time I try to remember the directions to get
> there as I'm waking up, but they always end up being something like, "Oh
> yeah, it's just down the road from the farm by the cemetery with the
> swamp, the one that sells pine cones and rhubarb." So that's not much
> help. Oh well, at least they always have a table for me when I go
> there.

I fly a lot in my dreams. I have two methods: one is a magic pie pan
that also doubles as a frisbee and boomerang. It's not very comfortable,
but it's reliable, and has very good steering. The second method for flying
is to raise my arms, the higher I raise them the higher and faster I go.
My favorite is to zoom along about ten meters off the ground.

One dream began inside a white room, there were no doors or windows
and I had no recollection of how I got there. I walked around examing the
walls for hidden doors and couldn't find any. It seemed that I spent about
an
hour walking around and trying to find a way out, and then I stopped looking

and leaned up against a wall to rest and think about it. As I leaned against

the wall, it swung outward being hinged at the top and I fell out of the
room,
fell into awake.



Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 11:01:04 -0500

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In article , Rev Magdalen
wrote:

> König Prüß" <=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC=DF?=>; "GfbAEV wrote:
> > Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> >
> >> So I squished my face and crushed my forehead then looked in the
> >> mirror an I was the kook, after a bit of shock running around the
> >> hotel Benny Hill style, after a while I realised that I don't need
> >> this shit and woke up.
> >
> > Next time, stay in a Dream Hotel with a Bauhaus decor.
>
> I stay at this great Dream Hotel, it has a waterslide you can take to
> get from place to place. It's much better than the elevators because
> sometimes those eject you off on floors that are above the atmosphere,
> and then you have to stand there holding your breath until the elevator
> comes back. It has a great restaurant in the lobby and every time I eat
> there I wake up and get really disappointed that it doesn't exist in
> meatspace. A lot of the time I try to remember the directions to get
> there as I'm waking up, but they always end up being something like, "Oh
> yeah, it's just down the road from the farm by the cemetery with the
> swamp, the one that sells pine cones and rhubarb." So that's not much
> help. Oh well, at least they always have a table for me when I go
> there.
>

It's west on Farm Road 7 off Highway 12. Just be sure to turn LEFT off
Main Street and not RIGHT, or you'll end up at that OTHER dream hotel,
the one with the elevator that only goes DOWN.

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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 08:56:44 -0800

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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 02:20:11 -0500, "Rev Magdalen"
wrote:

>König Prüß" <=?iso-8859-1?Q?K=F6nig=20Pr=FC=DF?=>; "GfbAEV wrote:
>> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>>
>>> So I squished my face and crushed my forehead then looked in the
>>> mirror an I was the kook, after a bit of shock running around the
>>> hotel Benny Hill style, after a while I realised that I don't need
>>> this shit and woke up.
>>
>> Next time, stay in a Dream Hotel with a Bauhaus decor.
>
>I stay at this great Dream Hotel, it has a waterslide you can take to
>get from place to place. It's much better than the elevators because
>sometimes those eject you off on floors that are above the atmosphere,
>and then you have to stand there holding your breath until the elevator
>comes back. It has a great restaurant in the lobby and every time I eat
>there I wake up and get really disappointed that it doesn't exist in
>meatspace. A lot of the time I try to remember the directions to get
>there as I'm waking up, but they always end up being something like, "Oh
>yeah, it's just down the road from the farm by the cemetery with the
>swamp, the one that sells pine cones and rhubarb." So that's not much
>help. Oh well, at least they always have a table for me when I go
>there.
>

oh shit

That rings bells.

I have a dream hotel I go to repeatedly but I don't think I have ever
remembered it before while I was awake until I read that.

It has crazy elevators, too, but they don't go into outer space,
rather they go in all strange directions and angles, some of them very
fast, some of them just go up and down like normal elevators, and some
of them will go like up, then north a quarter mile, then down, the
east a mile, and so on and so on. Sometimes the elevator will wind
you up in a building miles and miles away from where you started.
Frequently it will end up in an airport or train station, which seems
somehow logical. I am always riding the elevators looking for the one
that takes me to the grand ballroom, which is somewhat similar to the
one in The Shining, but bigger, and a little more beautiful. I always
get to the ballroom early in the dream, then go exploring, thinking it
will be easy to remember which elevator I took and just reverse the
journey and get back there. But I can NEVER get back. And you just
can't get there except by the magic elevators.

In fact I seem to be realizing now, what I never realized within the
dreams, that the elevators NEVER take the same route back as they did
when you first took them. I.e., you can go in one of them on the
third floor, press "5", and get off on the 5th floor, but then from
the fifth floor you can't take the same elevator back to the third
floor.

The other people on the elevators are obviously oblivious to the
strangeness of them. They have worked out their little routes and
never noticed how really complicated the elevators can get. They eye
me strangely as I ride the elevators, especially when I think I have
figured out a route back to somewhere I want to go and I am a little
feverish. Or when the same person sees me again and again in the same
elevator and it starts to get obvious that it is the 80th time or
whatever that I have been in that same elevator. How could I possibly
explain to them, YES, this is the 11th time I have ridden this same
elevator from the 7th floor to the 2nd floor, but I was COMING from
soewhere different all those times, so it isn't going to be the SAME
second floor each time? They wouldn't get it, because they are always
coming from the same place, so they always wind up at the same 2nd
floor. They would never dream it could be any different.

And sometimes the building security guys follow me around when I am
acting particularly obssessed with finding just the right route back
to the ballroom. But they never actually say or do anything, they
just follow me. Hoping that will shoo me off. I ignore them.


--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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If God dropped acid, would he see people?

- kate



Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 12:44:54 -0500

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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 08:56:44 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:

> On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 02:20:11 -0500, "Rev Magdalen"
> wrote:

>>I stay at this great Dream Hotel,

> oh shit
>
> That rings bells.
>
> I have a dream hotel I go to repeatedly but I don't think I have ever
> remembered it before while I was awake until I read that.

Yes, it's all coming back to you now. It's that hotel that you made a
deal with the devil to become a famous singer. It's that hotel where
you had an affair with a young Cajun lass, and it's that hotel where
you MURDERED HER, BUTCHERED HER IN HER SLEEP, didn't you, Jason Cristy?

Or should I say... JASON ANGELHEART???


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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 12:23:01 -0800

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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 12:44:54 -0500, Artemia Salina
wrote:

>On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 08:56:44 -0800, Zapanaz wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 02:20:11 -0500, "Rev Magdalen"
>> wrote:
>
>>>I stay at this great Dream Hotel,
>
>> oh shit
>>
>> That rings bells.
>>
>> I have a dream hotel I go to repeatedly but I don't think I have ever
>> remembered it before while I was awake until I read that.
>
>Yes, it's all coming back to you now. It's that hotel that you made a
>deal with the devil to become a famous singer. It's that hotel where
>you had an affair with a young Cajun lass, and it's that hotel where
>you MURDERED HER, BUTCHERED HER IN HER SLEEP, didn't you, Jason Cristy?
>
>Or should I say... JASON ANGELHEART???

I bet Mick Jagger will be pissed when he dies and finds out he didn't
make a deal with the devil after all, but that it was my grade school
music teacher in disguise. And he will make him sing "Kumbayah" for
ALL ETERNITY, or until he can sing it in tune, whichever comes first.
--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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1960s: --- "Zen Buddhism very hard to understand. Thank you."



Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 23:19:55 -0800

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On Tue, 11 Jan 2005 06:20:34 GMT, "Rev Chain Smerker"
wrote:

>Last night I had the strangest dream,
>
>Firstly I flew out to the USA to take part in the Hour of slack radio show,
>I was laying on the couch whilst the show was taking place and I was being
>crushed by some 22yo male college student with black hair who was doing the
>announcing, while that balding, chubby guy with glasses from the Arise DVD
>was reading 6 magazines on Darts.
>
>Unhappy with the show and after some sarcastic remarks from the Subgeni I
>returned to Australia to feed the dog ( I don't have a dog ) and vacuum,
>then before I could return to the US I went to a hotel where I was to meet a
>kook with a handful of followers.
>
>The hotel was quite strange it was a mixture of Victorian and 1960's post
>modern design, anyway after I was waiting in the lobby some people drive up
>in a car which was half Porsche & half voltzwagon, it was a black guy
>driving the Porsche side of the car and a white chick driving the VW, anyway
>they got out of the car and wanted to see me about the kook leader.
>
>Then all these obese women and dregs of the universe started hanging around
>me so I retreated to a hotel bedroom where I saw a photo of the kook, and I
>thought to myself hey I have a idea..
>
>So I squished my face and crushed my forehead then looked in the mirror an I
>was the kook, after a bit of shock running around the hotel Benny Hill
>style, after a while I realised that I don't need this shit and woke up.
>

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It should come to you like a bolt from the blue. Like you are
juggling cats and all of a sudden one of them blows up.



Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 23:59:58 -0800

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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>
> Last night I had the strangest dream,
>
> Firstly I flew out to the USA to take part in the Hour of slack radio show,
> I was laying on the couch whilst the show was taking place and I was being
> crushed by some 22yo male college student with black hair who was doing the
> announcing, while that balding, chubby guy with glasses from the Arise DVD
> was reading 6 magazines on Darts.
>
> Unhappy with the show and after some sarcastic remarks from the Subgeni I
> returned to Australia to feed the dog ( I don't have a dog ) and vacuum,
> then before I could return to the US I went to a hotel where I was to meet a
> kook with a handful of followers.
>
> The hotel was quite strange it was a mixture of Victorian and 1960's post
> modern design, anyway after I was waiting in the lobby some people drive up
> in a car which was half Porsche & half voltzwagon, it was a black guy
> driving the Porsche side of the car and a white chick driving the VW, anyway
> they got out of the car and wanted to see me about the kook leader.
>
> Then all these obese women and dregs of the universe started hanging around
> me so I retreated to a hotel bedroom where I saw a photo of the kook, and I
> thought to myself hey I have a idea..
>
> So I squished my face and crushed my forehead then looked in the mirror an I
> was the kook, after a bit of shock running around the hotel Benny Hill
> style, after a while I realised that I don't need this shit and woke up.

Doesn't mean a god damn thing.


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 08:07:19 GMT

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nenslo wrote:

> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
> >
> > Last night I had the strangest dream,
> >
> > Firstly I flew out to the USA to take part in the Hour of slack radio show,
> > I was laying on the couch whilst the show was taking place and I was being
> > crushed by some 22yo male college student with black hair who was doing the
> > announcing, while that balding, chubby guy with glasses from the Arise DVD
> > was reading 6 magazines on Darts.
> >
> > Unhappy with the show and after some sarcastic remarks from the Subgeni I
> > returned to Australia to feed the dog ( I don't have a dog ) and vacuum,
> > then before I could return to the US I went to a hotel where I was to meet a
> > kook with a handful of followers.
> >
> > The hotel was quite strange it was a mixture of Victorian and 1960's post
> > modern design, anyway after I was waiting in the lobby some people drive up
> > in a car which was half Porsche & half voltzwagon, it was a black guy
> > driving the Porsche side of the car and a white chick driving the VW, anyway
> > they got out of the car and wanted to see me about the kook leader.
> >
> > Then all these obese women and dregs of the universe started hanging around
> > me so I retreated to a hotel bedroom where I saw a photo of the kook, and I
> > thought to myself hey I have a idea..
> >
> > So I squished my face and crushed my forehead then looked in the mirror an I
> > was the kook, after a bit of shock running around the hotel Benny Hill
> > style, after a while I realised that I don't need this shit and woke up.
>
> Doesn't mean a god damn thing.

Running around like Benny Hill could mean that you've contracted
St. Vitus' Magic Toe Fungus!





Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 11 Jan 2005 14:30:45 GMT

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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in
news:SeKEd.113842$K7.55880@news-server.bigpond.net.au:

> Last night I had the strangest dream,
>
> Firstly I flew out to the USA to take part in the Hour of slack radio
> show, I was laying on the couch whilst the show was taking place and I
> was being crushed by some 22yo male college student with black hair who
> was doing the announcing, while that balding, chubby guy with glasses
> from the Arise DVD was reading 6 magazines on Darts.
>
> Unhappy with the show and after some sarcastic remarks from the Subgeni
> I returned to Australia to feed the dog ( I don't have a dog ) and
> vacuum, then before I could return to the US I went to a hotel where I
> was to meet a kook with a handful of followers.
>
> The hotel was quite strange it was a mixture of Victorian and 1960's
> post modern design, anyway after I was waiting in the lobby some people
> drive up in a car which was half Porsche & half voltzwagon, it was a
> black guy driving the Porsche side of the car and a white chick driving
> the VW, anyway they got out of the car and wanted to see me about the
> kook leader.
>
> Then all these obese women and dregs of the universe started hanging
> around me so I retreated to a hotel bedroom where I saw a photo of the
> kook, and I thought to myself hey I have a idea..
>
> So I squished my face and crushed my forehead then looked in the mirror
> an I was the kook, after a bit of shock running around the hotel Benny
> Hill style, after a while I realised that I don't need this shit and
> woke up.
>
>

Congratulations, you've exprienced a virtual Devival.

--
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Lady of Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
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"Oh give me a hoooome, where the buffalo roam, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A HOUSE
THAT STINKS TO HELL!!!"
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Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 10:59:06 -0500

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In article , Rev DJ
Epoch wrote:

> "Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in
> news:SeKEd.113842$K7.55880@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>
> > Last night I had the strangest dream,
> >
> > Firstly I flew out to the USA to take part in the Hour of slack radio
> > show, I was laying on the couch whilst the show was taking place and I
> > was being crushed by some 22yo male college student with black hair who
> > was doing the announcing, while that balding, chubby guy with glasses
> > from the Arise DVD was reading 6 magazines on Darts.
> >
> > Unhappy with the show and after some sarcastic remarks from the Subgeni
> > I returned to Australia to feed the dog ( I don't have a dog ) and
> > vacuum, then before I could return to the US I went to a hotel where I
> > was to meet a kook with a handful of followers.
> >
> > The hotel was quite strange it was a mixture of Victorian and 1960's
> > post modern design, anyway after I was waiting in the lobby some people
> > drive up in a car which was half Porsche & half voltzwagon, it was a
> > black guy driving the Porsche side of the car and a white chick driving
> > the VW, anyway they got out of the car and wanted to see me about the
> > kook leader.
> >
> > Then all these obese women and dregs of the universe started hanging
> > around me so I retreated to a hotel bedroom where I saw a photo of the
> > kook, and I thought to myself hey I have a idea..
> >
> > So I squished my face and crushed my forehead then looked in the mirror
> > an I was the kook, after a bit of shock running around the hotel Benny
> > Hill style, after a while I realised that I don't need this shit and
> > woke up.
> >
> >
>
> Congratulations, you've exprienced a virtual Devival.

Not vitual, past. He somehow relived a chunk of my life from about ten
years ago. He's describing my trip to California and Oregon for some
shows. He has Hour of Slack confused with the Puzzling Evidence show
(the bespectacled ARISE guy is Dr. Hal). This all describes an
experience *I* remember. It wasn't Australia but Texas that he went
back to -- I DID have a dog then. The "hotel" is in Portland actually
-- it's the theater where this especially horrible devival happened --
and the man and woman in the half-porsche half-volkswagon are Nenslo
and Mrs. Nenslo. The obese women and dregs -- I bet I can remember all
their names. Some are still active Members.

The kook leader with the few followers that "he" made himself look like
-- that's the part of the dream where he's transitioning back to being
himself from being me. It's just kind of mixed up. During this time
frame, incidentally, I didn't wear a beard. I looked more like Tiny Tim
only short.

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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 16:52:40 GMT

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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:

>The hotel was quite strange it was a mixture of Victorian and 1960's post
>modern design, anyway after I was waiting in the lobby some people drive up
>in a car which was half Porsche & half voltzwagon, it was a black guy
>driving the Porsche side of the car and a white chick driving the VW, anyway
>they got out of the car and wanted to see me about the kook leader.


I felt that I had to say something about this car.
It is one of those dual-control driver education cars,
we have them here, too. The Porsche side of the car
is for the instructor who is a more experienced driver
and the voltzwagon side of the car is for the student
who being a less experienced driver is more prone
to accidents, so that half of the car is of lesser value.