Deep Impact
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 22:31:11 -0500
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I can't remember but I swear this Temple comet was the subject of a
scare a decade ago that it might one day impact Earth and kill us all.
I wonder if this probe is designed with enough explosives to actually
destroy the comet. Maybe this thing IS a killer and this is our only
hope of survival... Of coarse if it was... no one would tell us.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2002149585_comet13.html
Kinda strange that it is going to blow a hole in the comet possibly
large enough to fit a 14 story building in. What science does that
serve? I mean I understand diggin in to see what's underneath but 14
stories is 140 feet!
It seams to kind of fit in with that article about the Pope wiggin out.
Maybe this ultimate battle between good and evil is us vs the demon comet.
Just one question... Are we the evil or the good?
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
country."
-George Orwell
Correspondent:: wcb
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 08:14:21 -0500
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Reverend Kenny wrote:
> I can't remember but I swear this Temple comet was the subject of a
> scare a decade ago that it might one day impact Earth and kill us all.
> I wonder if this probe is designed with enough explosives to actually
> destroy the comet. Maybe this thing IS a killer and this is our only
> hope of survival... Of coarse if it was... no one would tell us.
>
> http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2002149585_comet13.html
>
> Kinda strange that it is going to blow a hole in the comet possibly
> large enough to fit a 14 story building in. What science does that
> serve? I mean I understand diggin in to see what's underneath but 14
> stories is 140 feet!
>
> It seams to kind of fit in with that article about the Pope wiggin out.
> Maybe this ultimate battle between good and evil is us vs the demon comet.
>
> Just one question... Are we the evil or the good?
>
>
Its gonna wake up Monster X and then we are all in trouble.
Avoid Tokyo for the next few years.
--
Cheerful Charlie
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 03:58:28 GMT
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In article ,
Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam> wrote:
> I can't remember but I swear this Temple comet was the subject of a
> scare a decade ago that it might one day impact Earth and kill us all.
> I wonder if this probe is designed with enough explosives to actually
> destroy the comet. Maybe this thing IS a killer and this is our only
> hope of survival... Of coarse if it was... no one would tell us.
>
> http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2002149585_comet13.html
>
> Kinda strange that it is going to blow a hole in the comet possibly
> large enough to fit a 14 story building in. What science does that
> serve? I mean I understand diggin in to see what's underneath but 14
> stories is 140 feet!
> > It seams to kind of fit in with that article about the Pope wiggin out.
> Maybe this ultimate battle between good and evil is us vs the demon comet.
>
> Just one question... Are we the evil or the good?
Depends... is this Friday or Saturday? And who is looking at the moment?
--
HellPope Huey
"You can't go out to play today, kids;
the Giant Flea Alert Level is at Orange."
"They say Democracy
is how we choose the guy who takes the blame."
- "The West Wing"
"Oh, the goddamned irony
that courses through the popular culture
like a cancer.
If nothing is serious anymore,
there's nothing left to satirize."
- Berkeley Breathed,
creator of "Bloom County"
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 20:27:30 -0800
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On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 22:31:11 -0500, Reverend Kenny
<5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam> wrote:
>I can't remember but I swear this Temple comet was the subject of a
>scare a decade ago that it might one day impact Earth and kill us all.
>I wonder if this probe is designed with enough explosives to actually
>destroy the comet. Maybe this thing IS a killer and this is our only
>hope of survival... Of coarse if it was... no one would tell us.
>
>http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2002149585_comet13.html
>
that's true, actually, come to think of it. If they determined it was
on a killer course, what would be the point of telling people? So
they have time to say "SO THIS IS IT, WE'RE GOING TO DIE" like in the
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
It would hurt PRODUCTIVITY!
>Kinda strange that it is going to blow a hole in the comet possibly
>large enough to fit a 14 story building in. What science does that
>serve? I mean I understand diggin in to see what's underneath but 14
>stories is 140 feet!
>
>It seams to kind of fit in with that article about the Pope wiggin out.
>Maybe this ultimate battle between good and evil is us vs the demon comet.
>
>Just one question... Are we the evil or the good?
To the cold ancient eye of outer space, we are just noisy.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE NERVE GAS, PUPPET BOY! IT'S
THE EDGE, AND THERE IS ONLY BEYOND!
Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 00:02:30 -0500
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Zapanaz wrote:
>
>
> To the cold ancient eye of outer space, we are just noisy.
>
Wow! That's a profound statement. Was that Douglas Adams too?
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
country."
-George Orwell
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 02:07:07 -0700
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"Reverend Kenny" <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam> wrote in message >> To the cold
ancient eye of outer space, we are just noisy.
Did you know in one of the original Flood Stories of ancient Sumeria, God
decided to drown the world because people were making so much noise
partying, it kept him awake at night!
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 06:01:31 GMT
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Reverend Kenny wrote:
> Just one question... Are we the evil or the good?
The more significant question is: Do we taste just like chicken?
So stop bathing in K.C. Masterpiece, dammit.
--
Art and Fashion for the New Conspiracy
http://www.cafepress.com/luciddragon
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 16:54:48 GMT
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In article <%k2Gd.1919$8Z1.406@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com>,
Eddie Vroom wrote:
> The more significant question is: Do we taste just like chicken?
I am told I taste more like a double-stack with cheese, but that's just
one opinion. I am also told I taste like a Geritol lozenge stuck to a
dead guinea pig with a toothpick, like some hideous club sandwich.
I say I taste like a Subgenius.
--
HellPope Huey
"Wookie" is Mandarin Chinese for
"Big Knot On Your Privates."
"It doesn't help that they make us sleep upright.
We eat G.I. rations.
Worms are eating away at the skin of David's feet.
Its called Wormfoot. Chunks fall off."
- Bob Odenkirk
"It wasn't until I started reading and found books
they wouldn't let me read in school that I discovered
you could be insane and happy and have a good life
without being like everybody else."
- John Waters
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 15:11:48 -0800
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Reverend Kenny wrote:
>
> I can't remember but I swear this Temple comet was the subject of a
> scare a decade ago that it might one day impact Earth and kill us all.
I remember Deep Impact being "the meteor disaster movie with all the
hugging." I only saw the preview but there was a lot of hugging in it
and I say you can tell a lot about a movie from how much hugging is in
the preview.
My mom recommends The Aviator.
I watched Visconti's "Senso" last night. I am a big fan of Alida
Valli's eyebrows, especially in old Italian Technicolor.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 23:22:17 GMT
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nenslo wrote:
>Reverend Kenny wrote:
>>
>> I can't remember but I swear this Temple comet was the subject of a
>> scare a decade ago that it might one day impact Earth and kill us all.
>
>I remember Deep Impact being "the meteor disaster movie with all the
>hugging." I only saw the preview but there was a lot of hugging in it
>and I say you can tell a lot about a movie from how much hugging is in
>the preview.
>
>My mom recommends The Aviator.
>
>I watched Visconti's "Senso" last night. I am a big fan of Alida
>Valli's eyebrows, especially in old Italian Technicolor.
He's got Technicolor eyebrows?