Does Bob's pipe have a name?
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 5 Jan 2005 10:19:44 -0800

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As I get the lay of the land,* various questions occur to me. The
latest is:

Does Bob's pipe have a name?



* I'm a cautious dirtfucker. So sue me.
** Radio Free Entropy: http://just-john.com/cn/rfe.shtml **



Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 10:24:28 -0800

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On 5 Jan 2005 10:19:44 -0800, "just john"
wrote:

>As I get the lay of the land,* various questions occur to me. The
>latest is:
>
>Does Bob's pipe have a name?

Yes.


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Always honk when you run over a blind guy.



Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 5 Jan 2005 11:00:10 -0800

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Ah. Then it CAN be cursed!



Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2005 20:22:51 -0700

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One may bring down a curse or a blessing using Bob's Pipe. But the Pipe
itself is Curse proof. As is Bob, as are all SubGenii. Curses directed at us
are swiftly reflected by Frop smoke out into the ethers where pinks and
other rightards are wont to be affected adversely. So keep those curses
coming!

Archimandrite Pudlevitcz




Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 17:46:17 GMT

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In article <343p88F46acijU1@individual.net>,
"angelicusrex" wrote:

> One may bring down a curse or a blessing using Bob's Pipe. But the Pipe
> itself is Curse proof. As is Bob, as are all SubGenii.

There are so many things wrong with that line of un-reasoning, it makes
me want to eat and then power-shit a midget at a target across the
playing field.

--

HellPope Huey
If I could catch Time in a bottle...
I'd go back, buy a bunch of Microsoft stock
and kick the crap out of Hitler.
Wouldn't you?

"Just because a man sleeps with his daughter,
drinks liquor from a jelly jar
and has cars up on blocks in his front yard
doesn't make him a racist
and I'm sure I speak for all white trash
when I say that we don't want to be associated
with the redneck peckerwoods."
- A. Whitney Brown

"Baby Oopsy kicked my butt!"
- "Puppet Master Vs. Demonic Toys"


Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Thu, 6 Jan 2005 18:37:08 -0700

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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:NoRestraint-21171A.11462906012005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article <343p88F46acijU1@individual.net>,
> "angelicusrex" wrote:
>
>> One may bring down a curse or a blessing using Bob's Pipe. But the Pipe
>> itself is Curse proof. As is Bob, as are all SubGenii.
>
> There are so many things wrong with that line of un-reasoning, it makes
> me want to eat and then power-shit a midget at a target across the
> playing field.

What do you have against midgets, my Child? I believe you need to
excremeditate on the frop of Bob and then power shit the midget at a Target
store across the mall.

As far as being unreasoning...well that's what religion is all about, get
the picture? If you could reason it, you'd be a fucking scientist, not a
reverend! Curse you!

Archimandrite Pudlevitcz Unreasoning Master of Unreason.




Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 04:24:45 GMT

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In article <3467duF483pegU1@individual.net>,
"angelicusrex" wrote:
> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
> news:NoRestraint-21171A.11462906012005@news1.west.earthlink.net...

> > There are so many things wrong with that line of un-reasoning, it makes
> > me want to eat and then power-shit a midget at a target across the
> > playing field.
>
> What do you have against midgets, my Child?

Nothing per se, they're just a lot easier to pass than a normally-sized
Bobbie and are thus easier to aim.

--

HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
What a grand day to be a mutant!

"Its really great to see a couple of you."
- Danny DeVito

"When she can fall out of a tree
and land on her feet,
THEN I'll be impressed."
- "Stuart Little 2"


Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 14:00:37 -0500

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In article , Zapanaz wrote:

> On 5 Jan 2005 10:19:44 -0800, "just john"
> wrote:
>
> >As I get the lay of the land,* various questions occur to me. The
> >latest is:
> >
> >Does Bob's pipe have a name?
>
> Yes.

Its name is as follows:

"Bob's" Pipe

Alternately:

"Bob"'s Pipe

But the first one is correcter.

--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB


Correspondent:: "Modemac"
Date: 5 Jan 2005 13:02:56 -0800

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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Its name is as follows:
> "Bob's" Pipe

I've heard rumors of a hidden truth that "Bob" does not smoke the Pipe,
but rather the Pipe smokes "Bob."

If this is true, then perhaps the Pipe itself IS "Bob," and "Bob" is
the Pipe?



Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 23:13:45 +0000

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On 5 Jan 2005 13:02:56 -0800, in reply to "Modemac"
:

>
>Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>> Its name is as follows:
>> "Bob's" Pipe
>
>I've heard rumors of a hidden truth that "Bob" does not smoke the Pipe,
>but rather the Pipe smokes "Bob."
>
>If this is true, then perhaps the Pipe itself IS "Bob," and "Bob" is
>the Pipe?

"Pipe, the union of Dobbs and Marsh, had for the first time in human
history proved, from the equations of slack, that time travel was not
a philosopher's fantasy but a scientific possibility. Yet again he had
somehow contrived, from within the very heart of mathematics, to drop
a bomb into the laps of the philosophers. The fallout, however, from
this mathematical bomb was even more perilous than that from the
incompleteness theorem. Pipe was quick to point out that if we can
revisit the past, then it never really "passed." But a time that fails
to "pass" is no time at all."

From the original scriptures Stang doesn't want you to see.



Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 00:52:07 GMT

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The Pipe has no actual name, unless you are the sort who
anthropomorphizes your car and stuff. Its an alien antenna that sends
signals to the rope of nerve that passes for a brain in "Bob's" head and
provides him with the information required for him to get rich by
sucking your common sense out of you via your wallet.

Of course, that's how ALL salesmen do it; "Bob" is just better at it
than the rest, as he was a mutant to begin with and when they jammed
that wire in there, it was all over but the clink-klank of the
change-counting machine.$30 more, please.

--

HellPope Huey
No good deed goes unpunned.

Somewhere between the Angels and the French
lies the rest of humanity.
- Mark Twain

"Oh, you hate your job?
Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that;
its called 'Everybody'
and they meet at the bar."
- Drew Carey


Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 6 Jan 2005 10:01:56 -0800

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> The Pipe has no actual name, unless you are the sort
> who anthropomorphizes your car and stuff.

As I read somewhere:
"Personifiers unite! You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity!"



Correspondent:: goldfingerjaws@aol.compoof (DrMindBender)
Date: 25 Jan 2005 15:38:13 GMT

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>ubject: Re: Does Bob's pipe have a name?
>From: IMBJR imbjr@imbjr.com


>Pipe, the union of Dobbs and Marsh, had for the first time in human
>history proved, from the equations of slack, that time travel was not
>a philosopher's fantasy but a scientific possibility. Yet again he had
>somehow contrived, from within the very heart of mathematics, to drop
>a bomb into the laps of the philosophers. The fallout, however, from
>this mathematical bomb was even more perilous than that from the
>incompleteness theorem. Pipe was quick to point out that if we can
>revisit the past, then it never really "passed." But a time that fails
>to "pass" is no time at all."
>
>From the original scriptures Stang doesn't want you to see.

And even if he did want us to see them he wouldn't show them to us anyway!!
Praise Dobbs!!


Rev/Doc/Scientest Dr. Mind-Bender

"I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." -
Joe Namath

"This is a choke." -Mr. _________.


Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2005 20:25:26 -0700

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The Pipe and Bob are one in the same. The Pipe, The Smoke and Bob are the
Unholy Trinity. The smoke pipes Bob, Bob pipes the smoke and Bob smokes the
pipe, the pipe Bobs the smoke and the smoke Bobs the pipe.

Archimandrite Pudlevitcz





Correspondent:: endus
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 09:45:22 -0500

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On Wed, 5 Jan 2005 20:25:26 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:

>The Pipe and Bob are one in the same. The Pipe, The Smoke and Bob are the
>Unholy Trinity. The smoke pipes Bob, Bob pipes the smoke and Bob smokes the
>pipe, the pipe Bobs the smoke and the smoke Bobs the pipe.
>
>Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>
>

I notice that the pipe smoking Bob is conspicuously absent from your
list...doesn't the pipe need slack too? Or is the act of being smoked
and then in turn Bobbing the smoke give it all the slack it needs?

--
endus at endus dot com

The hippies are a menace in the form of an anachronism,
a noisy reminder of values gone sour and warped...of the
painful contradictions in a society conceived as a monument
to "human freedom" and "individual rights," a nation in
which all men are supposedly "created free and equal"...a
nation that any thinking hippy will insist has become a
fear-oriented "warfare state" that can no longer afford
to tolerate even the minor aberrations that go along
with "individual freedom". -Hunter S. Thompson


Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Thu, 6 Jan 2005 18:33:52 -0700

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"endus" wrote in message
news:qhjqt0p2piqlmt4bti4fvhj0g6bqvnohds@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 5 Jan 2005 20:25:26 -0700, "angelicusrex"
> wrote:
>
>>The Pipe and Bob are one in the same. The Pipe, The Smoke and Bob are the
>>Unholy Trinity. The smoke pipes Bob, Bob pipes the smoke and Bob smokes
>>the
>>pipe, the pipe Bobs the smoke and the smoke Bobs the pipe.
>>
>>Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>>
>>
>
> I notice that the pipe smoking Bob is conspicuously absent from your
> list...doesn't the pipe need slack too? Or is the act of being smoked
> and then in turn Bobbing the smoke give it all the slack it needs?


My son, there are mysteries upon mysteries involving the Pipe and Bob...Many
eons of excremeditation and new lives will be needed for you to
"understand" the concept of Bob, the Smoke and the Pipe. However, I just
forgot to put that one about the Pipe smoking Bob in my list. I mean Jesus,
I can't remember all this shit. So thanks!

Archimandrite Pudlevitcz




Correspondent:: DrNerdware
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 09:39:29 +0000

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Modemac wrote:
> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
>>Its name is as follows:
>>"Bob's" Pipe
>
>
> I've heard rumors of a hidden truth that "Bob" does not smoke the Pipe,
> but rather the Pipe smokes "Bob."
>
> If this is true, then perhaps the Pipe itself IS "Bob," and "Bob" is
> the Pipe?
>

In the beginning was the Pipe...


Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 00:37:07 +1100

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> Its name is as follows:
>
> "Bob's" Pipe
>
> Alternately:
>
> "Bob"'s Pipe
>
> But the first one is correcter.



i can see a bloody schism forming over this problem. two hundred years
from now, people will be killing in the name of..

We-who-worship-within-the-punctuation.


Correspondent:: Shining Path of Least Resistance
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 07:55:40 +0900

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On 5 Jan 2005 10:19:44 -0800, "just john"
wrote:

>As I get the lay of the land,* various questions occur to me. The
>latest is:
>
>Does Bob's pipe have a name?
>
Old Yeller


Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 00:35:35 GMT

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Shining Path of Least Resistance wrote:

> On 5 Jan 2005 10:19:44 -0800, "just john"
> wrote:
>
>
>>As I get the lay of the land,* various questions occur to me. The
>>latest is:
>>
>>Does Bob's pipe have a name?
>>
>
> Old Yeller

That's his tooth, silly. At least he said it was a tooth. I didn't
approach so I can't be sure.

--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net



Correspondent:: endus
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 09:41:35 -0500

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On 5 Jan 2005 10:19:44 -0800, "just john"
wrote:

>As I get the lay of the land,* various questions occur to me. The
>latest is:
>
>Does Bob's pipe have a name?

I'm just wondering what's in the pipe. I assume it's the frop
everyone keeps referring to. But where does Bob's frop come from?
Does he get some sort of divinely enchanted frop? Finally, the most
important question is: if he DOES get special frop, where can I score
some? If he's going to be my new savior, he'd better not bogart all
the good frop dammit.

--
endus at endus dot com

The hippies are a menace in the form of an anachronism,
a noisy reminder of values gone sour and warped...of the
painful contradictions in a society conceived as a monument
to "human freedom" and "individual rights," a nation in
which all men are supposedly "created free and equal"...a
nation that any thinking hippy will insist has become a
fear-oriented "warfare state" that can no longer afford
to tolerate even the minor aberrations that go along
with "individual freedom". -Hunter S. Thompson


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 07:50:26 -0800

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On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 09:41:35 -0500, endus wrote:

>On 5 Jan 2005 10:19:44 -0800, "just john"
>wrote:
>
>>As I get the lay of the land,* various questions occur to me. The
>>latest is:
>>
>>Does Bob's pipe have a name?
>
>I'm just wondering what's in the pipe. I assume it's the frop
>everyone keeps referring to. But where does Bob's frop come from?
>Does he get some sort of divinely enchanted frop? Finally, the most
>important question is: if he DOES get special frop, where can I score
>some? If he's going to be my new savior, he'd better not bogart all
>the good frop dammit.

The PIPE smokes "BOB"

"Bob" -is- the frop.

Why do you think everybody keeps killing him? They just want to dry
him and smoke him.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
You have to agree that cars are readily available, and easy to conceal
in a school's parking lot.
- Fred Ziffel



Correspondent:: endus
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 10:55:50 -0500

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On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 07:50:26 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:

>On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 09:41:35 -0500, endus wrote:
>
>>On 5 Jan 2005 10:19:44 -0800, "just john"
>>wrote:
>>
>>>As I get the lay of the land,* various questions occur to me. The
>>>latest is:
>>>
>>>Does Bob's pipe have a name?
>>
>>I'm just wondering what's in the pipe. I assume it's the frop
>>everyone keeps referring to. But where does Bob's frop come from?
>>Does he get some sort of divinely enchanted frop? Finally, the most
>>important question is: if he DOES get special frop, where can I score
>>some? If he's going to be my new savior, he'd better not bogart all
>>the good frop dammit.
>
>The PIPE smokes "BOB"
>
>"Bob" -is- the frop.
>
>Why do you think everybody keeps killing him? They just want to dry
>him and smoke him.

Ahhh, I SEE now. I bet when they tried to smoke Jesus he didn't get
them high at all. This religion is fucking awesome, I'm converting,
that's all there is to it.

--
endus at endus dot com

The hippies are a menace in the form of an anachronism,
a noisy reminder of values gone sour and warped...of the
painful contradictions in a society conceived as a monument
to "human freedom" and "individual rights," a nation in
which all men are supposedly "created free and equal"...a
nation that any thinking hippy will insist has become a
fear-oriented "warfare state" that can no longer afford
to tolerate even the minor aberrations that go along
with "individual freedom". -Hunter S. Thompson


Correspondent:: elvis_bond@hotmail.com
Date: 6 Jan 2005 09:00:14 -0800

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The pipe came from Walgreens and it's a Dr. Grabow.

http://web.archive.org/web/19970208043842/www.pipes.org/Pictures/einstein_1.gif



Correspondent:: elvis_bond@hotmail.com
Date: 6 Jan 2005 09:34:51 -0800

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It is the pipe with no name
It shows up in a small town

then there's trouble

two dudes face off on the dusty main street and
dance like their lives depended on it
ending up in a muddy ball
laughing until they cry out
with pain from their cramping stomach muscles

such is the power of the pipe with no name
such is the power of the frop within
such is Bob

Does Bob have long hair?
Does Bob smoke a hippie pipe?

HELL NO.

He's always right out front
smiling and melting and smoking
with that big old Dr. Grabow with no name
and nobody notices and that's the whole point.

He's our front man and must remain lame so as to sow confusion
among those who would make us all into this clip art Bob with a
straight job
and two kids and a parade of homes and a secret. Bob's secret is for
those
with hearts to hear. Those who follow Bob understand his sacrifice.

Ponder the beauty of Bob.
Wonder at his nameless pipe.
Bless the frop which opens the door.



Correspondent:: dblspace@aol.complex-sex (David Langlois --- Ball serves Baal)
Date: 21 Jan 2005 17:31:45 GMT

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Habafropzipulator?
Habafropzipulatrix?
Habafropzipulino?
Habafropzipulon?

If I've left out your favorite feel free to contribute.


David
aka
the Rebi "Slash" Foreskin
(R/4)


Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 13:33:08 -0500

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On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 09:00:14 -0800, elvis_bond wrote:

> The pipe came from Walgreens and it's a Dr. Grabow.

Not sure about Walgreens, though it is a Dr. Grabow.

The bowl of the pipe was carved from a cherry tree
which grew in the royal gardens of the king of the
hollow earth by unemployed hollow earth astronauts.
This happened just at the time that the evolutionary
paths of man and Yeti split, wherein merehumes evolved
from crossbreeding between short tailed shrews and
chimpanzees (shrews on top) and Yeti evolved from
crocodiles and Bonobo monkeys (Bonobos on top. Those
horny bastards'll fuck anything).

The stem of the pipe was carved by "Bob" himself from
a chunk of the fossilized bone that the monkey tossed
into the air in the movie "2001: A Space Odyssey."


--
0:-) 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) (-:0 (-:0 (-:0 (-:0
0:-) Artemia Salina (-:0
0:-) Surrounded by Angels (-:0
0:-) 0:-) 0:-) 0:-) (-:0 (-:0 (-:0 (-:0



Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 11:44:13 -0800

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On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 07:50:26 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:


>The PIPE smokes "BOB"
>
>"Bob" -is- the frop.
>

this might clarify things:

http://joecosby.com/media/applets/educational/dobbsfriendly.htm

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Any technology distinguishable from Magic is insufficiently advanced



Correspondent:: dblspace@aol.complex-sex (David Langlois --- Ball serves Baal)
Date: 18 Jan 2005 19:11:28 GMT

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It's the Habafropzipulator.


Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 19:22:11 GMT

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dblspace wrote:
>It's the Habafropzipulator.

I _knew_ that!



Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 01:57:12 GMT

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just john wrote:

> As I get the lay of the land,* various questions occur to me. The
> latest is:
>
> Does Bob's pipe have a name?
>

"Bob"'s pipe has a first name
It's D-O-C-T-O-R
And "Bob"'s pipe has a second name
It's G-R-A-B-O-W
"Bob" smokes his pipe
All the whole day through
And if he thinks you're very nice
he will share a toke with you!



Correspondent:: goldfingerjaws@aol.compoof (DrMindBender)
Date: 20 Jan 2005 09:09:05 GMT

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>Subject: Does Bob's pipe have a name?
>From: "just john" teuy13002@sneakemail.com

>
>Does Bob's pipe have a name?
>

YES IT'S THE WRONG DOOR MISS IDENTIFIED EXCREDIMEDITATION MUFFLER.




Rev/Doc/Scientest Dr. Mind-Bender

"I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." -
Joe Namath

"This is a choke." -Mr. _________.


Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 20 Jan 2005 12:10:46 GMT

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goldfingerjaws@aol.compoof (DrMindBender) wrote in
news:20050120040905.14219.00000149@mb-m10.aol.com:

>>Subject: Does Bob's pipe have a name?
>>From: "just john" teuy13002@sneakemail.com
>
>>
>>Does Bob's pipe have a name?
>>
>
> YES IT'S THE WRONG DOOR MISS IDENTIFIED EXCREDIMEDITATION MUFFLER.
>
>
>
>
> Rev/Doc/Scientest Dr. Mind-Bender
>
> "I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked
> Astroturf." - Joe Namath
>
> "This is a choke." -Mr. _________.
>

*PLONK*

--
12th Epochalyptic MegaFisTemple Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of
Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM

"Oh give me a hoooome, where the buffalo roam, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A HOUSE THAT
STINKS TO HELL!!!"
-- DJ Epoch


Correspondent:: "Assco"
Date: 21 Jan 2005 17:43:33 -0800

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Bobpipe Roundhole.

It's a gay pipe.



Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2005 23:28:56 -0500

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Assco wrote:
> Bobpipe Roundhole.
>
SMDOLOL! I about fell off my chair!

--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny

"A computer without Microsoft is like chocolate cake without mustard"
-Anothermouse