Don't panic, but I think I heard

Correspondent:: John Starrett
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 17:09:22 -0700

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MORLOCKS!!!!!

Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 17:41:33 -0700

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John Starrett wrote:
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> MORLOCKS!!!!!

Big deal. Morlocks are just furries who had
surgery to look more like, uh, furries.

Like this guy:

http://www.cityofdunedin.com/cityimg/events_aim301.jpg

Then they like wake up one morning and say to
themselves "Oh my GOD! What did I do to myself?
Unless I go live in an underground furry colony,
I'll be laughed at until I die!"

--
"If you can't be the head, don't be
the backside because there is nothing
there but a tail."
-- Saddam Hussein