Dude emailed TEN copies of this letter to me
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 5 Jan 2005 08:12:16 -0800
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I always said (censored) was a dickhead.
Correspondent:: "SYSÊþÑÙS" <ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS@ŠŸŠÊþÑÙS.org>
Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2005 14:45:39 -0500
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So You !
http://tinyurl.com/66gps
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> I agree with this post.
>
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 7 Jan 2005 14:55:55 -0800
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Can you run from your own legs, though?
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 01:47:58 GMT
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In article <1105138554.971423.162100@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"Doktor Dark" wrote:
> Can you run from your own legs, though?
You can run from someone ELSE'S legs, or more commonly, their
assholery. Problem is, there are so many assholes fluttering about now,
you'll just be looking behind you and run headlong into another, mashing
their BBQ sammich between your chests, branding BOTH of you as assholes.
If they were also carrying a bag of nails, its really fucked. I lost a
good shirt that way once. Just remembering the nipple damage makes me
get a little chill.
--
HellPope Huey ~ www.subgenius.com
What a grand day to be a mutant!
"Its really great to see a couple of you."
- Danny DeVito
"When she can fall out of a tree
and land on her feet,
THEN I'll be impressed."
- "Stuart Little 2"
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 10 Jan 2005 20:44:51 GMT
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<<"there is eternal punishment and salvation,
you pick your eternal future">>
I like the way this is in quotes, suggesting some
vague authority, as if found somewhere in a Red
Letter edition of the NT. As such, I thought to do
a google on it and it came up ziltch. Therefore,
as it is misrepresented as a quote; "misrepresentation"
is another word for it "lie" and and we know who
makes liars lie, don't we? SATAN!!!!
Another funny brain fart that this type of person
tends to flatulate is the idea of "eternity" being
linked with "the future"; whereas "eternity" is
"forever" and hence inclusive of ALL time,
eternity would include the present and the
past as well as the future. Therefore anyone
suffering for eternity would be suffering NOW --
writhing in paroxisms of squirming brain irritation
and becoming very upset at websites, tampon
advertisements, people having sex and the
Tele-Tubbies.
ooOOoo
Daily Affirmation:
No matter what new depths to which my life may fall,
I may always take solace in the fact
that I will never be found refining a puppet act.