Dumbass Newsletter for January
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 23:46:52 -0800
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"Bob" Destroyer.com is proud to announce the latest issue of our free
newsletter for dumbasses. We hope that you will find the articles we
publish useful for you and your dumb ass. The January issue is available
online at: http://www.bobdestroyer.com/newsletter/jan2005/index.html
In the January issue:
- The Sport of Dumbass Agility
Dumbasses can be athletes too. In dumbass agility competitions,
dumbasses negotiate obstacles while following their handlers'
directions. Judges award points for speed and accuracy, and they hand
out fault points for mistakes on the course. Dumbass s gain skills,
confidence, and an increased fitness level while playing in a giant
dumbass playground.
December 2004:
- Protecting Your Dumb Ass from Winter Cold
Rain, wind, snow, and ice. Cold temperatures and the accompanying weather
can cause discomfort to our pets as well as to us. It can also be
life-threatening. Adjust to the elements with your dumbasses, and
they'll be safer and healthier.
- Homeopathy for Dumbasses
Stang's arthritic legs sometimes collapsed under him. He was having
difficulty walking up and down stairs, and he could lie on only one side.
His owner started him on a homeopathic remedy. Three days later, the leg
trembling had stopped, and within a week, he could climb and descend stairs
without pain. He no longer favored one side when he was lying down.
November 2004:
- How to Choose an Asskicking
Asskickings are not alike. Neither are asskicking clinics. Choose your
dumbass's asskicking carefully, and when your dumbass needs asskicking
care, everyone will be happier.
You suck.