EVERYTHING SUCKS

Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 17:58:40 -0800

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and it's all your fault.

You know who I mean.

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Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell.
The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.
- Butch Hancock



Correspondent:: "ArWeGod"
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 11:47:14 GMT

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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
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> and it's all your fault.
>
> You know who I mean.

I thought everything was gay. is that the same thing?

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/59/Everything+Is+Gay/stream

--
ArWeGayOrSucky




Correspondent:: goldfingerjaws@aol.compoof (DrMindBender)
Date: 25 Jan 2005 14:33:53 GMT

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>Subject: EVERYTHING SUCKS
>From: Zapanaz

>and it's all your fault.
>
>You know who I mean.
>

Is all that you get mad about is the
passion of "Bob"?

Okay maybe you are talking about
"Jess-Ass". My fault.


Rev/Doc/Scientest Dr. Mind-Bender

"I don't know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." -
Joe Namath

"This is a choke." -Mr. _________.


Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 25 Jan 2005 16:01:56 GMT

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Zapanaz wrote in
news:0u9bv09lmel97h5hp8qqkr02cohhpdnejt@4ax.com:

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> and it's all your fault.
>
> You know who I mean.
>

Blame Neal Diamond. He's the one who told them "Everything is beautiful".

There's a wonk who needs to be dipped in a Wendy's fry vat.

--
12th Epochalyptic MegaFisTemple Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of
Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM

"Oh give me a hoooome, where the buffalo roam, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A HOUSE
THAT STINKS TO HELL!!!"
-- DJ Epoch


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 08:40:38 -0800

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On 25 Jan 2005 16:01:56 GMT, Rev DJ Epoch wrote:

>Zapanaz wrote in
>news:0u9bv09lmel97h5hp8qqkr02cohhpdnejt@4ax.com:
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>> and it's all your fault.
>>
>> You know who I mean.
>>
>
>Blame Neal Diamond. He's the one who told them "Everything is beautiful".
>
>There's a wonk who needs to be dipped in a Wendy's fry vat.

I could buy that. Everything is Niel Diamond's fault. In fact I
think it has to unbalance the universe in a fundamental way every time
somebody steps up on a stage in a white jumpsuit and sings easy
listening music. They ALL have to be stopped. Donny Osmond, Barry
Manilow, all of them.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I can take a lot but a mailbox full of dead babies with "YOU COULD
WIN!" magic markered on their foreheads would be a little much for me.



Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 25 Jan 2005 17:37:12 GMT

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Zapanaz wrote in
news:edtcv0l2tilbvl2itm94pcq00gq6qssk9i@4ax.com:

> On 25 Jan 2005 16:01:56 GMT, Rev DJ Epoch wrote:
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>>Zapanaz wrote in
>>news:0u9bv09lmel97h5hp8qqkr02cohhpdnejt@4ax.com:
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>>>
>>> and it's all your fault.
>>>
>>> You know who I mean.
>>>
>>
>>Blame Neal Diamond. He's the one who told them "Everything is beautiful".
>>
>>There's a wonk who needs to be dipped in a Wendy's fry vat.
>
> I could buy that. Everything is Niel Diamond's fault. In fact I
> think it has to unbalance the universe in a fundamental way every time
> somebody steps up on a stage in a white jumpsuit and sings easy
> listening music. They ALL have to be stopped. Donny Osmond, Barry
> Manilow, all of them.
>

And all the Elvii running around doing tribute shows.

--
12th Epochalyptic MegaFisTemple Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of
Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM

"Oh give me a hoooome, where the buffalo roam, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A HOUSE
THAT STINKS TO HELL!!!"
-- DJ Epoch


Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 25 Jan 2005 09:55:03 -0800

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< beautiful".>>


I hate to divert your hate-vibes(tm-Dobbsco, Inc.), but that song was
performed by Ray Stevens.



Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 25 Jan 2005 23:46:29 GMT

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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in
news:1106675703.023470.301950@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:

> < > beautiful".>>
>
>
> I hate to divert your hate-vibes(tm-Dobbsco, Inc.), but that song was
> performed by Ray Stevens.
>
>

ok... duct tape em BOTH together and let em have a double dip in hell.

"DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!!"

--
12th Epochalyptic MegaFisTemple Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of
Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM

"Oh give me a hoooome, where the buffalo roam, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A HOUSE
THAT STINKS TO HELL!!!"
-- DJ Epoch


Correspondent:: bobdiddley@aol.com (3D Bob)
Date: 25 Jan 2005 21:57:54 GMT

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Zapanaz asserted:
>and it's all your fault.
>
>You know who I mean.

Know I don't.
And you knew that, too.
So don't blame me.


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