Ever been to Utah?

Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 03:24:07 GMT

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Correspondent:: Acidophilus Rex
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 05:09:07 GMT

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Unclaimed Mysteries wrote:
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I live distressingly close to Utah. utah is a lush, beautiful land...at
least, when the plagues of mole wrens and nipple-wrenching biletoads
aren't stripping the countryside of all life down to the bedrock.

Fortunately, the Mormons are a resilient band of creatures, and fecund.
My wife has one for a pet.