Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 20:29:25 -0700
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(For all you proposers of new Saints, Saint
Huey Newton is on thin ice and may get
downgraded, unless his supplicants stand up
for him. So if his slot is freed up, there
will be room for yet another SubGenius Saint
to be named later.)
February
1 St. Chronos
2 St. Roger Corman
3 St. Pokemon
4 St. Zeus
5 St. Benedict Arnold
6 St. Tlaloc
7 St. Alfred E. Newman
8 St. Teletubbie
9 St. Lewinsky
10 St. Marilyn Monroe
11 Overindulgence Festival
12 High Confiscation of Property
13 St. Snuffleupagus
14 Aztec Day/St. Seka
15 St. Grigori Rasputin
16 Cremation Wednesday/Hash Wednesday (approximate)
17 St. Isaac Asimov
18 St. Frank Miller
19 St. Senor Wenches
20 St. I.G. Farben
21 St. Boris Karloff
22 St. Hunter S. Thompson
23 St. Monty Python
24 St. Huey Newton
25 St. Burke/St. Hare
26 St. Emo Phillips
27 St. Carl Sagan
28 St. Ken Kesey
29 St. Jack Kervorkian
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 14:39:03 +1100
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> (For all you proposers of new Saints, Saint
> Huey Newton is on thin ice and may get
> downgraded, unless his supplicants stand up
> for him. So if his slot is freed up, there
> will be room for yet another SubGenius Saint
> to be named later.)
i been thinkin' we need a week-long festival thingy that doesn't require
a bod to travel to Brushwood. somethin' like Ramadan or Lent. somethin'
if, you're unfortunate enough to have a job, you can call in and say "i
won't be comin' in Monday or Tuesday - it's the Festival of, uh, Maximum
Occupancy."
since we're all lazy bastards, one shouldn't have to do anything really
out-of-the-ordinary during this festival. maybe buy more stuff from Rev.
Stang. maybe buy something you've wanted for a very long time, and then
give it to someone else, and then borrow it back from them.
i think we should call it Tachycardia week. drink really strong coffee
and experience heart palpitations.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 09:30:44 -0700
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nikolai kingsley wrote:
>
> it's the Festival of, uh, "Maximum Occupancy."
>
> i think we should call it Tachycardia week.
> drink really strong coffee and experience heart
> palpitations.
This one is a serious contender.
I would suggest the Festival of Maximum Occupancy
be the *highlight* of Tachycardia week.
Rituals also have to be devised to help celebrate
this potentially holy celebration. Bosses need to
be convinced that the holiday will be just as
onerous and unpleasant as work, or more so, so that
employees won't be "just" Slacking off at home.
This could also use Valentine's Day week as cover,
leading to the incorrect assumption that it
associated with the American Heart Association or
something. But this would take away from its
religious meaning.
So should it be a pitch for religious largesse from
the employer, or sympathy to heart disease victims?
A good question.
--
"This hedgehog will live with us!"
Correspondent:: "Anachron" Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 03:41:55 GMT
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:41F9B195.1FAD@succeeds.com...
> (For all you proposers of new Saints, Saint
> Huey Newton is on thin ice and may get
> downgraded, unless his supplicants stand up
> for him. So if his slot is freed up, there
> will be room for yet another SubGenius Saint
> to be named later.)
>
> February
> 1 St. Chronos
> 2 St. Roger Corman
> 3 St. Pokemon
> 4 St. Zeus
> 5 St. Benedict Arnold
> 6 St. Tlaloc
> 7 St. Alfred E. Newman
> 8 St. Teletubbie
> 9 St. Lewinsky
> 10 St. Marilyn Monroe
> 11 Overindulgence Festival
> 12 High Confiscation of Property
> 13 St. Snuffleupagus
> 14 Aztec Day/St. Seka
> 15 St. Grigori Rasputin
> 16 Cremation Wednesday/Hash Wednesday (approximate)
> 17 St. Isaac Asimov
> 18 St. Frank Miller
> 19 St. Senor Wenches
> 20 St. I.G. Farben
> 21 St. Boris Karloff
> 22 St. Hunter S. Thompson
> 23 St. Monty Python
> 24 St. Huey Newton
> 25 St. Burke/St. Hare
> 26 St. Emo Phillips
> 27 St. Carl Sagan
> 28 St. Ken Kesey
> 29 St. Jack Kervorkian
Screw Huey and his News, but I approve the rest of the list for
beatification especially the living martyr Jack Kervorkian.
--
Rev. Anachron
Correspondent:: endus Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 10:58:59 -0500
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 20:29:25 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>22 St. Hunter S. Thompson
I'll inform my work that I will be observing this holiday immediately!
--
endus at endus dot com
The hippies are a menace in the form of an anachronism,
a noisy reminder of values gone sour and warped...of the
painful contradictions in a society conceived as a monument
to "human freedom" and "individual rights," a nation in
which all men are supposedly "created free and equal"...a
nation that any thinking hippy will insist has become a
fear-oriented "warfare state" that can no longer afford
to tolerate even the minor aberrations that go along
with "individual freedom". -Hunter S. Thompson
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
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> 20 St. I.G. Farben
What the??? While you're at it why not add St. Haliburton?
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 16:58:41 -0700
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fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari. wrote:
>
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
> news:41F9B195.1FAD@succeeds.com...
> > 20 St. I.G. Farben
>
> What the??? While you're at it why not add St. Haliburton?
fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari. wrote:
>
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
> news:41F9B195.1FAD@succeeds.com...
> > 20 St. I.G. Farben
>
> What the??? While you're at it why not add St. Haliburton?
Good point. One might take issue that I.G. Farben made
products, whereas Haliburton's most notorious function
is services.
I.G. Farben was also broken up into a trinity that
survives today: Bayer, BASF, and Hoechst. The
religious significance of that is obvious.
Haliburton also has a lot of competition from other
possible saint-corporations. Damn, there's a lot of
them.
--
"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"
--Kino Beman, brand name
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 01:07:38 +1100
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>>>20 St. I.G. Farben
>>
>>What the??? While you're at it why not add St. Haliburton?
>
> Good point. One might take issue that I.G. Farben made
> products, whereas Haliburton's most notorious function
> is services.
I.G. Farben also, if i recall correctly, funded the development of
Imipolex-G, that plastic so vital to the working of that V-2 rocket with
the serial number 00000.
--
"Ya know I was purty ignorant whin Uh come out here. Sheeit,
I used t'think I.G.Farben was somebody's name, you know, a
fella - hello, this I.G.Farben? No, this is his wife,
Mizzus Farben! Yaaah-ha-ha-ha!"
- Major Duane Marvy, Gravity's Rainbow
fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari. wrote:
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
> news:41F9B195.1FAD@succeeds.com...
>
>>20 St. I.G. Farben
>
>
>
> What the??? While you're at it why not add St. Haliburton?
>
Bob Damnit! I lost my January one already!
>
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"A computer without Microsoft is like chocolate cake without mustard"
-Anothermouse
Correspondent:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" Date: 30 Jan 2005 12:53:48 -0800
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fenian d'illudium q-36, Rlari. wrote:
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
> news:41F9B195.1FAD@succeeds.com...
> > 20 St. I.G. Farben
>
>
> What the??? While you're at it why not add St. Haliburton?
You don't approve of nu's list, *you* pull 365.25 Subgenius saints
outta yer ass, m'kay?
Best The Institute could come up with for February is :
Feb 2. St. Punxatawny Phil./ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?
Feb 9. "Please don't show me your tits" Day/Flat Tuesday.
--
C.
2008: Daimer-Microsoft bought out by AOL/Time-Macy's. Commies win.
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 30 Jan 2005 15:06:48 -0800
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"The triangular stain swam somewhere over the crowd, like a tongue on
Pentecost."
Correspondent:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" Date: 1 Feb 2005 20:08:59 -0800
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Hi, Chatterly!
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 30 Jan 2005 15:09:50 -0800
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"The triangular stain swam somewhere over the crowd, like a tongue on
Pentecost."
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 30 Jan 2005 17:25:26 GMT
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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in
news:41F9B195.1FAD@succeeds.com:
> (For all you proposers of new Saints, Saint
> Huey Newton is on thin ice and may get
> downgraded, unless his supplicants stand up
> for him. So if his slot is freed up, there
> will be room for yet another SubGenius Saint
> to be named later.)
>
> February
> 1 St. Chronos
> 2 St. Roger Corman
> 3 St. Pokemon
> 4 St. Zeus
> 5 St. Benedict Arnold
> 6 St. Tlaloc
> 7 St. Alfred E. Newman
> 8 St. Teletubbie
> 9 St. Lewinsky
> 10 St. Marilyn Monroe
> 11 Overindulgence Festival
> 12 High Confiscation of Property
> 13 St. Snuffleupagus
> 14 Aztec Day/St. Seka
> 15 St. Grigori Rasputin
> 16 Cremation Wednesday/Hash Wednesday (approximate)
> 17 St. Isaac Asimov
> 18 St. Frank Miller
> 19 St. Senor Wenches
> 20 St. I.G. Farben
> 21 St. Boris Karloff
> 22 St. Hunter S. Thompson
> 23 St. Monty Python
> 24 St. Huey Newton
> 25 St. Burke/St. Hare
> 26 St. Emo Phillips
> 27 St. Carl Sagan
> 28 St. Ken Kesey
> 29 St. Jack Kervorkian
>
>
HOORAY! I'll be celebrating my womb-expulsion day at the Ministry of Silly
Walks.
--
12th Epochalyptic MegaFisTemple Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of
Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch