Feeling a draft, pt. 10(?)
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 08:35:51 -0700
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http://www.beliefnet.com/story/158/story_15893_1.html
Leaders of the Church of the Brethren say they will
follow through on a request from the Selective Service
to have "alternative service" programs in place for
conscientious objectors if a draft is reinstated.
As one of the historic "peace churches" that shun
military service, Brethren officials were "cautious"
after an unannounced visit by a draft official to a
church center in Maryland last October. Officials were
worried that the visit signaled that a draft may be at
hand.
In follow-up meetings, draft officials urged the church
to dust off long-standing "alternative service" programs
that allow conscientious objectors to serve in two-year
domestic service projects in lieu of military service.
In a meeting Dec. 10, the church's council voted to
"maximize our efforts" on alternative service, as well
as help "guide our youth in their choice of nonviolent
service."
"We don't want to miss the part of providing resources
to our youth that will help them understand and embrace
the Brethren peace witness," said Chris Bowman, moderator
of the church's 2004 conference.
Selective Service officials have insisted there are no
plans to reinstate the draft, and said Alternative
Service Director Cassandra Costley stopped by the
Brethren Service Center simply because she was in the
area.
Dick Flahavan, a spokesman for Selective Service, said
officials did their best to convince church leaders there
is no draft on the horizon. "We answered every one of
their questions and they didn't leave with anything
hanging," he said. "What we were telling them was what
we tell everyone. The story hasn't varied."
Brethren leaders also agreed to meet in March with other
Anabaptist churches that oppose military service. The
meeting in Elgin, Ill., will bring together six Brethren
and Mennonite groups to discuss "how to prepare for
alternative service opportunities."
--
"Salute me, you ebony draftee!"
--James Mason, from the movie
'Mandingo the D.I.'
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 16:51:29 GMT
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In article <41EA89D7.4701@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> Dick Flahavan, a spokesman for Selective Service, said
> officials did their best to convince church leaders there
> is no draft on the horizon. "We answered every one of
> their questions and they didn't leave with anything
> hanging," he said. "What we were telling them was what
> we tell everyone. The story hasn't varied."
And it never will, up to the point where Peter Jennings announces the
start-up of involuntary conscription. As soon as they run out of
National Guardsmen to fuck over, even me & IDRMRSR will be peelin'
taters faster than you can say "D'ya want fries with that, sergeant?"
--
HellPope Huey
I killed it, I cooked it & I'm eatin' it
"A group of white South Africans
recently killed a black lawyer
because he was black. That was wrong.
They should have killed him because he was a lawyer."
- A. Whitney Brown
Something like a cross between the X-Men,
Snowball the Signing Gorilla
and a Chunkendale.
A wondrous wad of exotic intent in 13E brogans.
Howyadoin'?
- H. P. Huey
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 12:38:50 -0500
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>>As soon as they run out of
National Guardsmen to fuck over, even me & IDRMRSR will be peelin'
taters faster than you can say "D'ya want fries with that, sergeant?"
Actually, I think that would be a smart move. They could put together a
unit of swollen post-50's and we could defeat the terrists with what wafts
off our ass cracks on a hot desert afternoon alone!
Take this, Mohammot! (spreading cheeks)...
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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 11:28:07 -0700
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iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> >>As soon as they run out of
> National Guardsmen to fuck over, even me &
> IDRMRSR will be peelin' taters faster than
> you can say "D'ya want fries with that,
> sergeant?"
>
> Actually, I think that would be a smart move.
> They could put together a unit of swollen
> post-50's and we could defeat the terrists
> with what wafts off our ass cracks on a hot
> desert afternoon alone!
>
> Take this, Mohammot! (spreading cheeks)...
>
Think you're going to get off that easy, huh?
Sorry, but for you and your *kind*, there's the
government prostitution camps.
While their men are away at war, women will be
the backbone of America's economy--and those
women will need servicing from the likes of you
two.
It'll be Viagra by the bowlful for breakfast for
ya. And that special government sauce that makes
you ejaculate at least three tablespoons of spunk
up to 20 times a day for weeks on end--like it or
not.
Pics *should* be on a.b.s., unless they decide to
bulldoze the camp at the end of the war like they
did in the first Ilsa movie to hide the evidence
from the returning buzz-cuts, eager to re-enact
the 1950s.
But you'll just be lying there, strapped to a
Lay-z-boy recliner with your government-mule
pecker transplant saluting the sky as broad after
broad humiliates you worse than Ron Germy, getting
her rationed womb-scraping for the war effort.
By the time all is said and done, you'll each weigh
a svelt 120 pounds of ripplingly-exhausted love
muscle. Your hair would have regrown, fallen out
and regrown again and your foot long tongues will
be covered with suction cups.
On the plus side, the pay and perks are good.
--
"Getting shot at was not that bad,
just the getting shot part sucked"
-- U.S. Army Staff Sgt. Villafane
Correspondent:: "Giles"
Date: 16 Jan 2005 11:06:19 -0800
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
>
> But you'll just be lying there, strapped to a
> Lay-z-boy recliner with your government-mule
> pecker transplant saluting the sky as broad after
> broad humiliates you worse than Ron Germy, getting
> her rationed womb-scraping for the war effort.
.
Sounds like Don Johnson in "A Boy and His Dog".
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 01:23:28 GMT
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In article <1105902379.615590.178510@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
"Giles" wrote:
> nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> >
> > But you'll just be lying there, strapped to a
> > Lay-z-boy recliner with your government-mule
> > pecker transplant saluting the sky as broad after
> > broad humiliates you worse than Ron Germy, getting
> > her rationed womb-scraping for the war effort.
> .
> Sounds like Don Johnson in "A Boy and His Dog".
DING DING DING DING!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!
--
HellPope Huey
I killed it, I cooked it & I'm eatin' it
"A group of white South Africans
recently killed a black lawyer
because he was black. That was wrong.
They should have killed him because he was a lawyer."
- A. Whitney Brown
Something like a cross between the X-Men,
Snowball the Signing Gorilla
and a Chunkendale.
A wondrous wad of exotic intent in 13E brogans.
Howyadoin'?
- H. P. Huey
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 01:27:07 GMT
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In article <41EAB237.1C6B@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> It'll be Viagra by the bowlful for breakfast for
> ya. And that special government sauce that makes
> you ejaculate at least three tablespoons of spunk
> up to 20 times a day for weeks on end--like it or
> not.
"I did the Penis Pole Vault for Connie Dobbs!" T-shirts on SubSite.
--
HellPope Huey
I killed it, I cooked it & I'm eatin' it
"A group of white South Africans
recently killed a black lawyer
because he was black. That was wrong.
They should have killed him because he was a lawyer."
- A. Whitney Brown
Something like a cross between the X-Men,
Snowball the Signing Gorilla
and a Chunkendale.
A wondrous wad of exotic intent in 13E brogans.
Howyadoin'?
- H. P. Huey
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 01:25:49 GMT
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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
> >>As soon as they run out of
> National Guardsmen to fuck over, even me & IDRMRSR will be peelin'
> taters faster than you can say "D'ya want fries with that, sergeant?"
> > Actually, I think that would be a smart move. They could put together a
> unit of swollen post-50's and we could defeat the terrists with what wafts
> off our ass cracks on a hot desert afternoon alone!
> > Take this, Mohammot! (spreading cheeks)...
That's a great idea, but I wanna lay face down in a hammock and have
Subg Spice and Alliekatt make my cheeks flap while I read the latest
issue of "Spooge Monkey Quarterly." Yes, I have a dream, its just a bit
less dramatic than M.L. King's. It also rarely features negroes.
--
HellPope Huey
I killed it, I cooked it & I'm eatin' it
"A group of white South Africans
recently killed a black lawyer
because he was black. That was wrong.
They should have killed him because he was a lawyer."
- A. Whitney Brown
Something like a cross between the X-Men,
Snowball the Signing Gorilla
and a Chunkendale.
A wondrous wad of exotic intent in 13E brogans.
Howyadoin'?
- H. P. Huey
Correspondent:: Candlemoth
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 23:18:56 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article ,
> "iDRMRSR" wrote:
>
>
>>>>As soon as they run out of
>>
>>National Guardsmen to fuck over, even me & IDRMRSR will be peelin'
>>taters faster than you can say "D'ya want fries with that, sergeant?"
>>
>>>Actually, I think that would be a smart move. They could put together a
>>
>>unit of swollen post-50's and we could defeat the terrists with what wafts
>>off our ass cracks on a hot desert afternoon alone!
>>
>>>Take this, Mohammot! (spreading cheeks)...
>
>
> That's a great idea, but I wanna lay face down in a hammock and have
> Subg Spice and Alliekatt make my cheeks flap while I read the latest
> issue of "Spooge Monkey Quarterly." Yes, I have a dream, its just a bit
> less dramatic than M.L. King's. It also rarely features negroes.
>
CONSIDER THIS
I'm now 57 yrs old/young? I'm fuckin' a 55 yr old 'full bull colonel' in
the ANG. That's okay, but the highest rank I ever held was E-4 aircraft
maintenance type. Y'gottaknow that as my spew enters her various bodily
orifices what a power trip that sends me on! Buttfuckin' a COLONEL! I
feel like an early teener after his first real piece of ass! I wanna
tell everybody! LOL!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 17:56:04 GMT
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In article ,
Candlemoth wrote:
> CONSIDER THIS
> I'm now 57 yrs old/young? I'm fuckin' a 55 yr old 'full bull colonel' in
> the ANG. That's okay, but the highest rank I ever held was E-4 aircraft
> maintenance type. Y'gottaknow that as my spew enters her various bodily
> orifices what a power trip that sends me on! Buttfuckin' a COLONEL! I
> feel like an early teener after his first real piece of ass! I wanna
> tell everybody! LOL!
Somebody open a window; the homoeroticism is gettin' mighty thick in
here. Not hard, thick. Shut up.
--
HellPope Huey
Behind every successful man
is either a woman with a pitchfork
or a big TV, a sloppy dog and a microwave
with a lot of wrappers in the floor next to it...
... but not both
When someone does something good, applaud!
You will make two people happy.
- Samuel Goldwyn
Ya know, if you treated every comic
the way you treated me tonight,
you would never see a bad show.
- Buddy Hackett
Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 01:26:52 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article ,
> Candlemoth wrote:
>
>
>>CONSIDER THIS
>>I'm now 57 yrs old/young? I'm fuckin' a 55 yr old 'full bull colonel' in
>>the ANG. That's okay, but the highest rank I ever held was E-4 aircraft
>>maintenance type. Y'gottaknow that as my spew enters her various bodily
>>orifices what a power trip that sends me on! Buttfuckin' a COLONEL! I
>>feel like an early teener after his first real piece of ass! I wanna
>>tell everybody! LOL!
>
>
> Somebody open a window; the homoeroticism is gettin' mighty thick in
> here. Not hard, thick. Shut up.
>
SOMEONE SET UP US THE SEX BOMB.
--
It Came From C. L. Smith's Unclaimed Mysteries.
http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 16 Jan 2005 18:23:52 GMT
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>http://www.beliefnet.com/story/158/story_15893_1.html
>
>Leaders of the Church of the Brethren say they will
>follow through on a request from the Selective Service
>to have "alternative service" programs in place for
>conscientious objectors if a draft is reinstated.
>
>As one of the historic "peace churches" that shun
>military service, Brethren officials were "cautious"
>after an unannounced visit by a draft official to a
>church center in Maryland last October. Officials were
>worried that the visit signaled that a draft may be at
>hand.
>
>In follow-up meetings, draft officials urged the church
>to dust off long-standing "alternative service" programs
>that allow conscientious objectors to serve in two-year
>domestic service projects in lieu of military service.
>
>In a meeting Dec. 10, the church's council voted to
>"maximize our efforts" on alternative service, as well
>as help "guide our youth in their choice of nonviolent
>service."
>
>"We don't want to miss the part of providing resources
>to our youth that will help them understand and embrace
>the Brethren peace witness," said Chris Bowman, moderator
>of the church's 2004 conference.
>
>Selective Service officials have insisted there are no
>plans to reinstate the draft, and said Alternative
>Service Director Cassandra Costley stopped by the
>Brethren Service Center simply because she was in the
>area.
>
>Dick Flahavan, a spokesman for Selective Service, said
>officials did their best to convince church leaders there
>is no draft on the horizon. "We answered every one of
>their questions and they didn't leave with anything
>hanging," he said. "What we were telling them was what
>we tell everyone. The story hasn't varied."
>
>Brethren leaders also agreed to meet in March with other
>Anabaptist churches that oppose military service. The
>meeting in Elgin, Ill., will bring together six Brethren
>and Mennonite groups to discuss "how to prepare for
>alternative service opportunities."
>
>
My prediction. The US will finally leave Iraq just prior to the 2008 Election.
By then, the post 9/11 hu-ha that got then GOP through the last two elections
will have fully worn off. With the cost of the war being too much even for the
middle-of-the road Repugs. That and a possible new mass terror attack against
Americans somewheres.
My prediction of the final "score"
US KIA: 8,000-10,000
Wounded: 40,000-50,000
Cost: $1 Trillion to $1.2 Trillion
Result. Iraqi will have a Authoritain Government that stays in Power through
heavy handed security services. Kinda of like Saddam before he invaded Kuwait.
Oh and a bid of present news. The GOP are now dropping their Post WWII/Flowers
& Candy senario and are planning to adopt the 'El Salvador" modle.
They intend to train the good old fashioned Right Wing Death squads to unleash
upon those Iraqi's who "Hate Freedom."
Oh, and Bush says nobody in his Adminstration should be held accountable
becuase the American people voted for his policy.
"Pleasure me you Kurdish wench!"
- Jmes Mason, from the Fox TV Series "Mandingo in Bagdhad."
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one kneeeeeeew
He was a mongoloid!
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 11:45:58 -0700
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
>
> My prediction...
And my prediction.
The front line US forces will either be
circulated home and back, redesigning the
Iraq T.O. from a 3-star "country" force to a
4-star regional Command, which has already
been created. This will be a Status-of-
Forces agreement like in Germany allowing
the Command to operate on Kasernes, mostly
out of sight from day to day affairs.
From Iraq, the US can intervene or involve
with the entire middle east, Central Asia,
and Northern Africa, especially Syria and
Iran. It is the cat bird seat for the other
side of the world.
The initial emphasis will be on the possible
next month incursions into Syria to nail the
Iraqi Baathists using it as a base, on the
agreement to keep it discreet and not involve
the Syrian military. If Syria resists, any
one of the US combat divisions could conquer
the country. As punishment, Kurdish Syria
might be given to Kurdistan. Lebanon would
be on notice to eradicate the Hizbullah or
they would be next.
After that, the one remaining pestiferousness
in the whole region is Iran, with an estimated
350 sites that would have to be utterly destroyed
to prevent nuclear weapons development for the
next 10-20 years. This would be a major project,
and the timetable for dealing with the problem
peacefully is within two years from now. If not
then, then probably, boom.
Of course, while all of this is taking place, the
WoT continues to wind down, having accomplished
one HELL of a lot of bloodletting and cooling off
the collective annoyances for the next generation
or two. Not remarkable, this periodically happened
during the Ottoman empire with Moslem fundies, and
after a bit, they settled down for a while. History
repeats itself.
And the planning continues for the eventual
confrontation with China, which is in the 2010-
2025 timeframe. India is starting to enter this
picture in a big way as a wild card, which may
advance the mutual animosity by many years.
Now *that* will be highly entertaining.
--
"Money can't buy you happiness,
but when you're poor, you can't
buy shit, and nobody will loan
you happiness."
--nu-monet