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I Rev Chain Smerker to herby declare that I am giving my membership to G W
Bush, Until Bob gets another $30 off me, which shouldn't be that long now I
m now pink to Bob, I do this for the following reasons.
G W Bush is an idiot, who has followed his idiocy to the fullest and now has
the Top pink position on the planet.
G W Bush spent years drinking, partying and basically slacking off, he was
then given his own oil company which he drove into the ground, and he still
made millions.
G W Bush eventually became Governor of Texas, again by not really doing
anything, He became the governor of the state where the Holy PO BOX once
stood.
G W Bush was then asked to run for president, during which he spoke like a
moron, acted like a moron and probably done fuck all, yet by speaking a few
cheesy religious statements was voted in as President.
G W Bush now elected into probably one of the most sort after pink positions
then spent most of his work time, slacking off at his ranch.
Then came 9/11, he stuffed up again and his popularity and riches grew, he
got to invade a country just for the hell of it, and got away with it, He
has now been re-elected and doesn't really have to do anything anymore and
gets to retire in a few years leeching of the pink tax payer.
Sure his politics are a tad Nazi Esk, but lets face it, the USA always goes
to war against someone every couple of years, and he has yet to open any
death camps on US soil anyway.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 04:37:14 GMT
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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
>I Rev Chain Smerker to herby declare that I am giving my membership to G W
>Bush, Until Bob gets another $30 off me, which shouldn't be that long now I
>m now pink to Bob, I do this for the following reasons.
>
>G W Bush is an idiot, who has followed his idiocy to the fullest and now has
>the Top pink position on the planet.
>
>G W Bush spent years drinking, partying and basically slacking off, he was
>then given his own oil company which he drove into the ground, and he still
>made millions.
>
>G W Bush eventually became Governor of Texas, again by not really doing
>anything, He became the governor of the state where the Holy PO BOX once
>stood.
>
>G W Bush was then asked to run for president, during which he spoke like a
>moron, acted like a moron and probably done fuck all, yet by speaking a few
>cheesy religious statements was voted in as President.
>
>G W Bush now elected into probably one of the most sort after pink positions
>then spent most of his work time, slacking off at his ranch.
>
>Then came 9/11, he stuffed up again and his popularity and riches grew, he
>got to invade a country just for the hell of it, and got away with it, He
>has now been re-elected and doesn't really have to do anything anymore and
>gets to retire in a few years leeching of the pink tax payer.
>
>Sure his politics are a tad Nazi Esk, but lets face it, the USA always goes
>to war against someone every couple of years, and he has yet to open any
>death camps on US soil anyway.
>
>
Rex 84, short for Readiness Exercise 1984, was a plan
by the United States federal government to accommodate
the detention of large numbers of American citizens during
times of emergency. Through Rex-84 an undisclosed number
of concentration camps were set in operation throughout the
United States, for internment of dissidents and others potentially
harmful to the state.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Readiness_Exercise_1984
> "Rex 84"
> http://www.abovetopsecret.com/pages/camps.html
>
> Rex 84, short for Readiness Exercise 1984, was a plan
> by the United States federal government to accommodate
> the detention of large numbers of American citizens during
> times of emergency. Through Rex-84 an undisclosed number
> of concentration camps were set in operation throughout the
> United States, for internment of dissidents and others potentially
> harmful to the state.
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Readiness_Exercise_1984
>
> http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=2344
> http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardtruth/con_camps_fema.htm
>
>
>
pfft, Gee Doubleya didnt do that
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull" Date: 30 Jan 2005 11:31:33 -0800
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I have a Book arounf here somewheres that was issued by FEMA in the
1980's to all Emergancy Agencies in the States.
I found it on a bookshelf at my old National Guard Armory.
This was THE famous book that advised how to collect Taxes after a
Nuclear War!
The FEMA Book had about ten pages on Natural Disasters, and about 150
on surviving a Nuclear War.
If I remeber right, there was a section to advise how to ID and detain
certain citizens who might not agree with Government Policies. And also
guidence for National Guard/FEMA people on how to run the State if all
Elected Leaders are dead or missing.
I KNOW I still have it. I think its buried in my old box of FM's, TM's,
and other reference material I accumiliated over 20+ years of Military
Service.
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 21:44:22 -0700
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Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>
> I Rev Chain Smerker to herby declare that I am
> giving my membership to G W Bush...
Oop. Shouldn't have done that.
You remember that episode of Star Trek TOS where
there was this guy with a bandage on his head and
he kept turning into an an evil twin who also had
a bandage on his head except he didn't *really*
need the bandage? And they were actually from
totally different universes, one positive and the
other negative and if they were to meet it would
destroy both universes? And how they finally
ended up both stuck in a cosmic safety valve room
for all eternity at each other's throats?
Well, that is the situation, kind of, where you
now find yourself in relation to G W Bush.
Okay, to continue the analogy. Reverend Stang is
the evil Spock with a goatee, Hellpope Huey is the
green Orion dancing slave girl, Nenslo is the rock
monster that makes Abraham Lincoln fight Ghengis
Khan, and somebody else is that faggot guy who acts
like Liberace and plays the clavicord. And I'm the
leader of the hippies with the big ears and shaved
head who wants to take everybody to the garden of
Eden and eat acid.
Now that you understand your situation, you'll
appreciate *why*, for the good of *both* universes,
that you be sent back to the Great Depression to
have sex with Joan Collins.
It's either that or be locked in a cosmic safety
valve that looks like an auto repair shop waiting
room, with G W Bush at your throat for all eternity.
So it's like your choice.
--
Herring communicate with each other
via a high-pitched, "raspberry"-like
sound emitted from their anuses.
These noises are not produced by
digestive gases.
-- from 'The New Scientist'
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 04:52:14 GMT
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In article <41FC6626.69DA@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> Okay, to continue the analogy. Reverend Stang is
> the evil Spock with a goatee, Hellpope Huey is the
> green Orion dancing slave girl, Nenslo is the rock
> monster that makes Abraham Lincoln fight Ghengis
> Khan, and somebody else is that faggot guy who acts
> like Liberace and plays the clavicord. And I'm the
> leader of the hippies with the big ears and shaved
> head who wants to take everybody to the garden of
> Eden and eat acid.
"Benson,
you are so free of the ravages of intelligence."
- "Time Bandits"
Correspondent:: "ArWeGod" Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 11:20:57 GMT
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
news:Kittyhammer-280A17.22532829012005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
> In article <41FC6626.69DA@succeeds.com>,
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>
> > Okay, to continue the analogy. Reverend Stang is
> > the evil Spock with a goatee, Hellpope Huey is the
> > green Orion dancing slave girl, Nenslo is the rock
> > monster that makes Abraham Lincoln fight Ghengis
> > Khan, and somebody else is that faggot guy who acts
> > like Liberace and plays the clavicord. And I'm the
> > leader of the hippies with the big ears and shaved
> > head who wants to take everybody to the garden of
> > Eden and eat acid.
>
> Joe is the slave girl with the goatee.
I wanna be the Lizard Guy who throws a boulder at Kirk!
...and I'm gonna WIN this time!!!
--
ArWeScaley
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 16:23:38 GMT
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In article ,
"ArWeGod" wrote:
> I wanna be the Lizard Guy who throws a boulder at Kirk!
> ...and I'm gonna WIN this time!!!
Show up at his stables attired that way and knock him off his horse
with one. Use a lighter one made of resin so he just makes in his pants
big-time and we can sell the pics to the Enquirer:
"Shatner Shits Self: No Man Has Gone Like That Before!"
"Benson,
you are so free of the ravages of intelligence."
- "Time Bandits"
Correspondent:: carl_miller23@hotmail.com (Lamus)
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 11:16:11 -0600
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On January 30 2005, "ArWeGod" wrote:
> I wanna be the Lizard Guy who throws a boulder at Kirk!
>
> ....and I'm gonna WIN this time!!!
Only if you quit slurring your speach. For 'Bob's' sake man, you sound
like a bleedin' Sleestack.
Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 22:28:14 GMT
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ArWeGod wrote:
> I wanna be the Lizard Guy who throws a boulder at Kirk!
Dibbs! I get to be the super space gunfighter who looks just like Dr
Smith. With my own time tunnel. And a talking Camaro!
--
Art and Fashion for the New Conspiracy
http://www.cafepress.com/luciddragon
the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 30 Jan 2005 14:55:23 -0800
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"...?he squid hung to dry, nets stretched across any skyglow morning
or evening, singing or drunken cries of sailors and fishermen from
behind only the next looming warehouse (find them, find them! voices
whose misery is all the world's night)?ame unreal, in a symbolic way,
as a racketing over points, a chuff-chuff of inanimate breath, and had
only pretended to gather among the pumpkins, purslane and cucumbers,
lone date palm, roses and poinsettias of their garden."
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote in message
news:41FC6626.69DA@succeeds.com...
> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>>
>> I Rev Chain Smerker to herby declare that I am
>> giving my membership to G W Bush...
>
> Oop. Shouldn't have done that.
>
> You remember that episode of Star Trek TOS where
> there was this guy with a bandage on his head and
> he kept turning into an an evil twin who also had
> a bandage on his head except he didn't *really*
> need the bandage? And they were actually from
> totally different universes, one positive and the
> other negative and if they were to meet it would
> destroy both universes? And how they finally
> ended up both stuck in a cosmic safety valve room
> for all eternity at each other's throats?
>
> Well, that is the situation, kind of, where you
> now find yourself in relation to G W Bush.
>
> Okay, to continue the analogy. Reverend Stang is
> the evil Spock with a goatee, Hellpope Huey is the
> green Orion dancing slave girl, Nenslo is the rock
> monster that makes Abraham Lincoln fight Ghengis
> Khan, and somebody else is that faggot guy who acts
> like Liberace and plays the clavicord. And I'm the
> leader of the hippies with the big ears and shaved
> head who wants to take everybody to the garden of
> Eden and eat acid.
>
> Now that you understand your situation, you'll
> appreciate *why*, for the good of *both* universes,
> that you be sent back to the Great Depression to
> have sex with Joan Collins.
>
> It's either that or be locked in a cosmic safety
> valve that looks like an auto repair shop waiting
> room, with G W Bush at your throat for all eternity.
>
> So it's like your choice.
>
> --
> Herring communicate with each other
> via a high-pitched, "raspberry"-like
> sound emitted from their anuses.
> These noises are not produced by
> digestive gases.
> -- from 'The New Scientist'
----- Original Message -----
From: "nu-monet v7.0"
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Sent: Sunday, January 30, 2005 3:44 PM
Subject: Re: G W Bush is now a Subgenius, well sort of.
> Rev Chain Smerker wrote:
>>
>> I Rev Chain Smerker to herby declare that I am
>> giving my membership to G W Bush...
>
> Oop. Shouldn't have done that.
>
> You remember that episode of Star Trek TOS where
> there was this guy with a bandage on his head and
> he kept turning into an an evil twin who also had
> a bandage on his head except he didn't *really*
> need the bandage? And they were actually from
> totally different universes, one positive and the
> other negative and if they were to meet it would
> destroy both universes? And how they finally
> ended up both stuck in a cosmic safety valve room
> for all eternity at each other's throats?
>
> Well, that is the situation, kind of, where you
> now find yourself in relation to G W Bush.
>
> Okay, to continue the analogy. Reverend Stang is
> the evil Spock with a goatee, Hellpope Huey is the
> green Orion dancing slave girl, Nenslo is the rock
> monster that makes Abraham Lincoln fight Ghengis
> Khan, and somebody else is that faggot guy who acts
> like Liberace and plays the clavicord. And I'm the
> leader of the hippies with the big ears and shaved
> head who wants to take everybody to the garden of
> Eden and eat acid.
>
> Now that you understand your situation, you'll
> appreciate *why*, for the good of *both* universes,
> that you be sent back to the Great Depression to
> have sex with Joan Collins.
>
> It's either that or be locked in a cosmic safety
> valve that looks like an auto repair shop waiting
> room, with G W Bush at your throat for all eternity.
>
> So it's like your choice.
Firstly how did you know I am a trekkie? sure Im a socially inept moron and
spend most of my free time on the internet either drunk or engaging in
pyscho-dymanics....oh
Anywho, look when I start my own buisness and can afford the $10,000
donation for my own private saucer it is my intention to take G W Bush with
me to wherever it is, where we can engage in some fantasy role play, he will
be my lil bitch and ill keep him under control, ....ah yes Mr President....
Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 07:48:40 -0700
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> Okay, to continue the analogy. Reverend Stang is
> the evil Spock with a goatee, Hellpope Huey is the
> green Orion dancing slave girl, Nenslo is the rock
> monster that makes Abraham Lincoln fight Ghengis
> Khan, and somebody else is that faggot guy who acts
> like Liberace and plays the clavicord.
OOhhh! Oohhh! Meee!!! *I* want to be the faggotty guy! I already have a
fruity name, and I have a clavicle!
--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.
Correspondent:: carl_miller23@hotmail.com (Lamus)
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 09:50:15 -0600
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On January 29 2005, "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> Hellpope Huey is the
> green Orion dancing slave girl,
I can see we'll all be visiting Huey's tent come XDay!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 16:20:33 GMT
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In article <00050030102739.OUI33.carl_miller23@hotmail.com>,
carl_miller23@hotmail.com (Lamus) wrote:
> On January 29 2005, "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> > Hellpope Huey is the
> > green Orion dancing slave girl,
>
> I can see we'll all be visiting Huey's tent come XDay!
MAKE YOUR WIENEE HARD FOR ME, LITTLE MAN!! DO IT NOW!! DO IT NOW!!
"Benson,
you are so free of the ravages of intelligence."
- "Time Bandits"
Correspondent:: carl_miller23@hotmail.com (Lamus)
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 11:22:20 -0600
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On January 30 2005, HellPope Huey
wrote:
>> Hellpope Huey is the
>>> green Orion dancing slave girl,
>>
>> I can see we'll all be visiting Huey's tent come XDay!
>
> MAKE YOUR WIENEE HARD FOR ME, LITTLE MAN!! DO IT NOW!! DO IT NOW!!
Oh baby! Talk dirty to me!! You green-hot Orion slave girl you!!!
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch Date: 30 Jan 2005 21:55:09 GMT
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carl_miller23@hotmail.com (Lamus) wrote in
news:00050030122118.OUI71.carl_miller23@hotmail.com:
> On January 30 2005, HellPope Huey
> wrote:
>>> Hellpope Huey is the
>>>> green Orion dancing slave girl,
>>>
>>> I can see we'll all be visiting Huey's tent come XDay!
>>
>> MAKE YOUR WIENEE HARD FOR ME, LITTLE MAN!! DO IT NOW!! DO IT NOW!!
>
> Oh baby! Talk dirty to me!! You green-hot Orion slave girl you!!!
>
>
Watchit. he's done this before. Look for the channel locks behind his
back... he'll grab it, pull like a motherfucker and stretch the damned
thing out thin enough where he can string it up on a bass fiddle and do "A
Country Boy Can Survive".
--
12th Epochalyptic MegaFisTemple Dungeon of The Church of Our Lady of
Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Yeah yeah. It's all fun and games until someone ingests a quantum
singularity and implodes!!"
-- DJ Epoch
Correspondent:: IMBJR Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 22:58:52 +0000
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On Sat, 29 Jan 2005 21:44:22 -0700, in reply to "nu-monet v7.0"
:
>Okay, to continue the analogy. Reverend Stang is
>the evil Spock with a goatee, Hellpope Huey is the
>green Orion dancing slave girl, Nenslo is the rock
>monster that makes Abraham Lincoln fight Ghengis
>Khan, and somebody else is that faggot guy who acts
>like Liberace and plays the clavicord. And I'm the
... must ... resist .... urge .... to .... clarify ....
A few years ago when they were re-running Next Generation yet again I
was actually quite surprised to view one or two episodes I'd never
seen before.
Earlier than that though, but still well after re-viewing many an
episode, the same happened with an original series episode. How the
fuck I managed to avoid seeing it previously I do not know.