God Fails to Break His Own Record for Killing
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 02 Jan 2005 00:58:37 GMT
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God Fails to Break His Own Record for Killing
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0105/asia.html
Correspondent:: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel"
Date: 1 Jan 2005 17:16:35 -0800
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Nice.
I wasn't going to mention how much it abmused me that Mother Kali
manged to knock off more humes in one go than GWB managed to have
gorked since 9/11. Now I have an excuse.
Speaking of Kali, anyone heard from nu-mo lately?
--
C.
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 01 Jan 2005 18:21:33 -0800
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Since, technically speaking, God has killed EVERYONE so far, the point
is moot.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 03 Jan 2005 02:57:26 GMT
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In article <41D75AAD.B67D5748@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> Since, technically speaking, God has killed EVERYONE so far, the point
> is moot.
God doesn't kill people; He just folds His arms, whistles a little tune
and looks the other way while they do it to each other. Besides, you're
in line with the rest of us, so get a towel and stop trying to hedge
your bets. God don't give a shit about your charm.
--
HellPope Huey
Official Dobbs Geek Orthodox Ministurb
"This may be the year
when we finally come face to face with ourselves;
finally just lay back and say it --
that we are really just a nation
of 220 million used car salesmen
with all the money we need to buy guns
and no qualms at all
about killing anybody else in the world
who tries to make us uncomfortable."
- Hunter S. Thompson
"Seeing you in a hole in the ground
reminds me of this dream I keep having."
- "Father of the Pride"
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 12 Jan 2005 07:06:06 GMT
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<< Since, technically speaking, God has killed EVERYONE so far, the point
is moot.
>>
He hasn't killed me yet.
ooOOoo
Daily Affirmation:
No matter what new depths to which my life may fall,
I may always take solace in the fact
that I will never be found refining a puppet act.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 23:24:15 -0800
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On 12 Jan 2005 07:06:06 GMT, asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
wrote:
><< Since, technically speaking, God has killed EVERYONE so far, the point
>is moot.
> >>
>
>He hasn't killed me yet.
but not for lack of trying.
Am I wrong?
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I always say I'd much rather be around someone who comes right out and
admits he's a hateful intolerant son of a bitch than someone who's
always calling people down for not coming up to their noble standards
while pretending it's for everybody's benefit.
- nenslo
Correspondent:: Frere Jean Bleu
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 19:28:42 +1100
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On 12 Jan 2005 07:06:06 GMT, asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
wrote:
><< Since, technically speaking, God has killed EVERYONE so far, the point
>is moot.
> >>
>
>He hasn't killed me yet.
Oh he's killed you lots of times before, just not this lifetime.
Actually.... cancel that, as God is omnipotent and omnipresent and God
is timeless he has already killed you in the future. You just don't
know it yet.
Fr J B
Correspondent:: "Giles"
Date: 2 Jan 2005 10:27:21 -0800
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The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel wrote:
> Speaking of Kali, anyone heard from nu-mo lately?
Last time I saw him he was going in the basement with some duct tape
and a tennis ball.