Got Bob

Correspondent:: "«BONEHEAD>>"
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 20:15:41 GMT

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I posted this to a.b.s a long time ago,

http://www.boneheadgrafix.net/dobbs.htm

I have finally set up a web server at home, using nothing
but slack, and a dynamic IP, and want to get some traffic to test it....

I'd be much obliged to any comments, as to speed or connectivity.....

tanks ,

--

"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious." Albert Einstein




Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 12:45:02 -0800

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On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 20:15:41 GMT, "«BONEHEAD>>"
wrote:

>I posted this to a.b.s a long time ago,
>
>http://www.boneheadgrafix.net/dobbs.htm
>
>I have finally set up a web server at home, using nothing
>but slack, and a dynamic IP, and want to get some traffic to test it....
>
>I'd be much obliged to any comments, as to speed or connectivity.....
>
>tanks ,

15 kb/s here

not bad, definitely lower than average for my connection though

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
-The easy way is always mined.



Correspondent:: krisweir@aol.com (Kris Weir)
Date: 15 Jan 2005 21:40:29 GMT

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Getting 107 kb/s here - and that's in the UK. (115mS latency - 190ms with a 1K
ping).

Sure you don't mean kB/s Zapanas?

(my pleasure - picking of nits a speciality)

x

"Doubt thou the stars are fire
Doubt that the Sun doth move
Doubt truth to be a liar
But never doubt I love"

William Shakespeare









Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 11:17:16 -0800

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On 15 Jan 2005 21:40:29 GMT, krisweir@aol.com (Kris Weir) wrote:

>
>Getting 107 kb/s here - and that's in the UK. (115mS latency - 190ms with a 1K
>ping).
>
>Sure you don't mean kB/s Zapanas?
>
>(my pleasure - picking of nits a speciality)
>

nit picked, you're right.

I never get those two straight


>x
>
>"Doubt thou the stars are fire
> Doubt that the Sun doth move
> Doubt truth to be a liar
> But never doubt I love"
>
> William Shakespeare
>
>
>
>
>
>

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
The best case: Get salary from America, build a house in England,
live with a Japanese wife, and eat Chinese food.
Pretty good case: Get salary from England, build a house in America,
live with a Chinese wife, and eat Japanese food.
The worst case: Get salary from China, build a house in Japan,
live with a British wife, and eat American food.
--Bungei Shunju, a popular Japanese magazine



Correspondent:: U. M. Zaporets
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 16:01:03 -0700

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On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 12:45:02 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:

>On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 20:15:41 GMT, "«BONEHEAD>>"
> wrote:
>
>>I posted this to a.b.s a long time ago,
>>
>>http://www.boneheadgrafix.net/dobbs.htm
>>
>>I have finally set up a web server at home, using nothing
>>but slack, and a dynamic IP, and want to get some traffic to test it....
>>
>>I'd be much obliged to any comments, as to speed or connectivity.....
>>
>>tanks ,
>
>15 kb/s here
>
>not bad, definitely lower than average for my connection though


Registered 6.1 on the loungeometer. Particularly fine if you run the
Huygens wind MP3 in a loop next to it. Looks purty too.


Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 23:53:17 -0700

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"Zapanaz" wrote in message
news:h40ju0d82kkv200oqt4c6sflikdajibhns@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 20:15:41 GMT, "«BONEHEAD>>"
> wrote:
>
>>I posted this to a.b.s a long time ago,
>>
>>http://www.boneheadgrafix.net/dobbs.htm
>>
>>I have finally set up a web server at home, using nothing
>>but slack, and a dynamic IP, and want to get some traffic to test it....
>>
>>I'd be much obliged to any comments, as to speed or connectivity.....
>>
>>tanks ,
>
> 15 kb/s here
>
> not bad, definitely lower than average for my connection though
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Support Specialist
> http://joecosby.com/
> -The easy way is always mined.
>




Correspondent:: John Starrett
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 14:49:27 -0700

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«BONEHEAD>> wrote:

> I posted this to a.b.s a long time ago,
>
> http://www.boneheadgrafix.net/dobbs.htm
>
> I have finally set up a web server at home, using nothing
> but slack, and a dynamic IP, and want to get some traffic to test it....
>
> I'd be much obliged to any comments, as to speed or connectivity.....
>
> tanks ,
>

I like, except when the music speeds down and slows up. Makes me dizzy

JS


Correspondent:: "Anachron"
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 22:12:41 GMT

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"«BONEHEAD>>" wrote in message
news:NReGd.9601$Vj3.1840@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com...
>I posted this to a.b.s a long time ago,
>
> http://www.boneheadgrafix.net/dobbs.htm
>
> I have finally set up a web server at home, using nothing
> but slack, and a dynamic IP, and want to get some traffic to test it....
>
> I'd be much obliged to any comments, as to speed or connectivity.....
>
> tanks ,
>
> --
>
> "I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious." Albert
> Einstein
>
>

Very cool. Only the illuminati can truly appreciate it meaning.
You must be one of "Bob's" chosen few.
--
Rev. Anachron




Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 17:39:41 -0500

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In article ,
«BONEHEAD>> wrote:

> I posted this to a.b.s a long time ago,
>
> http://www.boneheadgrafix.net/dobbs.htm
>
> I have finally set up a web server at home, using nothing
> but slack, and a dynamic IP, and want to get some traffic to test it....
>
> I'd be much obliged to any comments, as to speed or connectivity.....


WHOAA!!! THE COLORS!!!

Works fine on Safari browser unless there's supposed to be sound with
it. Appeared and started moving very quickly on DSL in Cleveland OH.

I shall put the link in the art mines I guess!

I like the Homo Connectus skulls on the front page.

--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB


Correspondent:: "«BONEHEAD>>"
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 22:57:31 GMT

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:150120051739419312%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> In article ,
> «BONEHEAD>> wrote:
>
> > I posted this to a.b.s a long time ago,
> >
> > http://www.boneheadgrafix.net/dobbs.htm
> >
> > I have finally set up a web server at home, using nothing
> > but slack, and a dynamic IP, and want to get some traffic to test it....
> >
> > I'd be much obliged to any comments, as to speed or connectivity.....
>
>
> WHOAA!!! THE COLORS!!!
>
> Works fine on Safari browser unless there's supposed to be sound with
> it. Appeared and started moving very quickly on DSL in Cleveland OH.

That's cuz I'm acrossed town from ya..

>
> I shall put the link in the art mines I guess!

you do have it on subsite, i forget where....
>
> I like the Homo Connectus skulls on the front page.

National Geographic does have its uses... I mean besides being
the source of my first nudie pix of aboriginal women...
>

I've been working on the Apache setup, and using a Dynamic DNS forwarding
to get this up and running, all basically free, except for time spent...
apache httpd.conf turns
out to be a bitch and a half to figure out...
Now to figure out Dreamweaver and PHP....

I'd like to get it set to the point where I can host other sites (Mom and
Pop stuff)
and charge a nominal fee so as to get my DSL for free... (Slack in Action),
Might as well put all the schooling I've been getting to some use...


--

"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious." Albert Einstein






Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 14:23:18 +1100

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>>http://www.boneheadgrafix.net/dobbs.htm

this is cool. pamphelets have their place, but this is going to
hypnotise the next generation. vous vainquerez, as SPK used to say.


Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 23:10:28 -0500

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In article ,
«BONEHEAD>> wrote:

> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
> news:150120051739419312%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> > In article ,
> > «BONEHEAD>> wrote:
> >
> > > I posted this to a.b.s a long time ago,
> > >
> > > http://www.boneheadgrafix.net/dobbs.htm
> > >
> > > I have finally set up a web server at home, using nothing
> > > but slack, and a dynamic IP, and want to get some traffic to test it....
> > >
> > > I'd be much obliged to any comments, as to speed or connectivity.....
> >
> >
> > WHOAA!!! THE COLORS!!!
> >
> > Works fine on Safari browser unless there's supposed to be sound with
> > it. Appeared and started moving very quickly on DSL in Cleveland OH.
>
> That's cuz I'm acrossed town from ya..

West-sider!!

>
> >
> > I shall put the link in the art mines I guess!
>
> you do have it on subsite, i forget where....

!!! Figures. Probably IS in the art mines somewhere!

> >
> > I like the Homo Connectus skulls on the front page.
>
> National Geographic does have its uses... I mean besides being
> the source of my first nudie pix of aboriginal women...
> >

If only I could figure out what happened to the boxes of bound 1920s
National Geographics my grandpa left me. God damn, there was a photo
spread on Bali that would be totally illegal to sell nowadays. The
shirtless innocent 12 year old girls of Bali. That book was my most
prized possession when I was 12.

>
> I've been working on the Apache setup, and using a Dynamic DNS forwarding
> to get this up and running, all basically free, except for time spent...
> apache httpd.conf turns
> out to be a bitch and a half to figure out...
> Now to figure out Dreamweaver and PHP....

Yeah, that stuff's complicated if you didn't grow up speaking
server-talk. (When I was a kid, the Internet was called "sending a
telegram.") After a little self-education on open source shit I managed
to get a PHP site full of modules secretly running on SubSITE, all set
to have forums galore and so on, but I am loath to implement it because
it means a big target for flaming and spamming that I'll have to
BABYSIT, whereas just alt.slack is such a free-for-all that I don't
have the headaches of ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT.

I seem to be able to understand the Apache and PHP stuff ONLY WHILE I
AM WORKING WITH IT. A day later the knowledge has evaporated and I have
to spend an hour getting back up to speed when I get back to messing
with it again, months later.

>
> I'd like to get it set to the point where I can host other sites (Mom and
> Pop stuff)
> and charge a nominal fee so as to get my DSL for free... (Slack in Action),
> Might as well put all the schooling I've been getting to some use...

I have thought of that and but after managing websites for clients I
decided running the server too would probably require too much hands-on
attention. It'd be like owning a dog or a child. Or a mind control
cult. Major pain in the ass. Any time you went on a trip you'd have to
make some kind of special arrangement.

BUT... EVEN THEN... IT *WOULD* beat the hell out of WORKING, wouldn't
it.

--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB


Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 05:13:01 GMT

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In article <150120052310280138%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com>,
"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:

> A day later the knowledge has evaporated and I have
> to spend an hour getting back up to speed when I get back to messing
> with it again, months later.

So, the innoculations didn't "take" for you either, eh? Well, sorry
about your blinky lobe behavior in this area, but at least I can bask in
the modest comfort of knowing that I'm not the only one. Too bad its
statistically impossible that you n' me n' IDRMRSR will never sit in the
same room unmolested for a while and play that game whose name I forgot,
where you compare notes on what you think you used to know but can no
longer recall, or something. YOU know, where those guys who did those
things and that stuff you read about whatever it was STICK and you can
recall them as needed, instead of Googling everything but your own home
phone number? What?

--

HellPope Huey
"Wookie" is Mandarin Chinese for
"Big Knot On Your Privates."

"It doesn't help that they make us sleep upright.
We eat G.I. rations.
Worms are eating away at the skin of David's feet.
Its called Wormfoot. Chunks fall off."
- Bob Odenkirk

"It wasn't until I started reading and found books
they wouldn't let me read in school that I discovered
you could be insane and happy and have a good life
without being like everybody else."
- John Waters


Correspondent:: "«BONEHEAD>>"
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 06:36:44 GMT

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:150120052310280138%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> In article ,
> «BONEHEAD>> wrote:
>
> > "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
> > news:150120051739419312%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> > > In article ,
> > > «BONEHEAD>> wrote:
> > >
> > > > I posted this to a.b.s a long time ago,
> > > >
> > > > http://www.boneheadgrafix.net/dobbs.htm
> > > >
> > > > I have finally set up a web server at home, using nothing
> > > > but slack, and a dynamic IP, and want to get some traffic to test
it....
> > > >
> > > > I'd be much obliged to any comments, as to speed or
connectivity.....
> > >
> > >
> > > WHOAA!!! THE COLORS!!!
> > >
> > > Works fine on Safari browser unless there's supposed to be sound with
> > > it. Appeared and started moving very quickly on DSL in Cleveland OH.
> >
> > That's cuz I'm acrossed town from ya..
>
> West-sider!!

130 and Lorain... now
Old Brooklyn native....
Got to get ya to wander over sometime...

> >
> > >
> > > I shall put the link in the art mines I guess!
> >
> > you do have it on subsite, i forget where....
>
> !!! Figures. Probably IS in the art mines somewhere!
>
> > >
> > > I like the Homo Connectus skulls on the front page.
> >
> > National Geographic does have its uses... I mean besides being
> > the source of my first nudie pix of aboriginal women...
> > >
>
> If only I could figure out what happened to the boxes of bound 1920s
> National Geographics my grandpa left me. God damn, there was a photo
> spread on Bali that would be totally illegal to sell nowadays. The
> shirtless innocent 12 year old girls of Bali. That book was my most
> prized possession when I was 12.

I actually tacked some on my wall when they first came out with that
blue sticky stuff... I think I was like 9... to think my grandma turned me
on
to my first pron mag, Thanks National Geographic....

> > I've been working on the Apache setup, and using a Dynamic DNS
forwarding
> > to get this up and running, all basically free, except for time spent...
> > apache httpd.conf turns
> > out to be a bitch and a half to figure out...
> > Now to figure out Dreamweaver and PHP....
>
> Yeah, that stuff's complicated if you didn't grow up speaking
> server-talk. (When I was a kid, the Internet was called "sending a
> telegram.") After a little self-education on open source shit I managed
> to get a PHP site full of modules secretly running on SubSITE, all set
> to have forums galore and so on, but I am loath to implement it because
> it means a big target for flaming and spamming that I'll have to
> BABYSIT, whereas just alt.slack is such a free-for-all that I don't
> have the headaches of ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT.
>
> I seem to be able to understand the Apache and PHP stuff ONLY WHILE I
> AM WORKING WITH IT. A day later the knowledge has evaporated and I have
> to spend an hour getting back up to speed when I get back to messing
> with it again, months later.

That is pretty much what happens to me... If I don't get all the way in it,
I forget
most of it...
I have a SQL server class now, we had 3 weeks of it, then Xmas break for
2 weeks, I dead ass forgot every single bit...

>
> >
> > I'd like to get it set to the point where I can host other sites (Mom
and
> > Pop stuff)
> > and charge a nominal fee so as to get my DSL for free... (Slack in
Action),
> > Might as well put all the schooling I've been getting to some use...
>
> I have thought of that and but after managing websites for clients I
> decided running the server too would probably require too much hands-on
> attention. It'd be like owning a dog or a child. Or a mind control
> cult. Major pain in the ass. Any time you went on a trip you'd have to
> make some kind of special arrangement.

Still trying to figure that out meself... I'm definitly into dummy-proofing
my set-ups, this could take a while...

>
> BUT... EVEN THEN... IT *WOULD* beat the hell out of WORKING, wouldn't
> it.
>

That is my goal... Y'know we could start a church or some psuedo anti
religion
or something, yeah that's it... we could make millions.. no zillions...:}
On second thought scrap that, I hear you actually have to go to the post
office
when it's freezing outside... screw that.... I'll think of something...


--

"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious." Albert Einstein









Correspondent:: goldfingerjaws@aol.compoof (DrMindBender)
Date: 16 Jan 2005 06:42:37 GMT

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>Subject: Got Bob
>From: "«BONEHEAD>>" hatterisqueer@spam.not >"

>Message-id:
>
>I posted this to a.b.s a long time ago,
>
>http://www.boneheadgrafix.net/dobbs.htm
>
>I have finally set up a web server at home, using nothing
>but slack, and a dynamic IP, and want to get some traffic to test it....
>
>I'd be much obliged to any comments, as to speed or connectivity.....
>
>tanks ,

It turned out really good and I'm on an old telegraph adding numbers circa
1920's machine . The cool anime reminded me of something done in something
called Flash invented at the end of the 20th century.

"This is a choke." Mr. _________.


Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 23:55:59 -0700

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"«BONEHEAD>>" wrote in message
news:NReGd.9601$Vj3.1840@newssvr17.news.prodigy.com...
>I posted this to a.b.s a long time ago,
>
> http://www.boneheadgrafix.net/dobbs.htm
>
> I have finally set up a web server at home, using nothing
> but slack, and a dynamic IP, and want to get some traffic to test it....
>
> I'd be much obliged to any comments, as to speed or connectivity.....
>
> tanks ,
>
> --
>


Me likey!!! Me watch Dobbs long time! He fucky-sucky long time!

Actually the connection was very good, time to download, about forty to
fifty seconds. And good quality graphics. The music was not doing anything
weird either...except for what it does naturally. Praise Bob!

Archimandrite Pudlevitcz