Here's another joke I just wrote!
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 22:09:52 -0800
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I had just logged off when all of a sudden I wrote this joke! I think
it is really funny! I hope you enjoy it! I also hope somebody sends
some of these jokes to Sterno because I think he might enjoy them and I
don't know if he reads alt.slack any more or not!!! So here is the joke
and I hope you like it as much as I do!!!
George W. Bush is standing on Mount Calvary looking up at Christ hanging
on the cross. He has a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a 44 magnum in
the other. He takes a drink from the bottle and shoots Jesus in the
arm. Takes another drink and shoots him in the other arm. Takes
another drink and shoots Jesus in the leg. Takes another drink and
shoots him in the other leg. A Roman soldier comes over to him and
says, "That way, it'll take all day to kill him." Bush says, "Kill him,
hell! I'm trying to get him down!"
Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Meow!"
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 00:49:08 -0800
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ha ha ha
What's DUHbya's puch-drunk line, though?
I bet DUH naked under HIS clothed one HE doesn't get it.
president@whitehouse.gov
"nenslo" wrote in message
news:41F9D730.34792FED@yahoox.com...
>I had just logged off when all of a sudden I wrote this joke! I think
> it is really funny! I hope you enjoy it! I also hope somebody sends
> some of these jokes to Sterno because I think he might enjoy them and I
> don't know if he reads alt.slack any more or not!!! So here is the joke
> and I hope you like it as much as I do!!!
>
>
> George W. Bush is standing on Mount Calvary looking up at Christ hanging
> on the cross. He has a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a 44 magnum in
> the other. He takes a drink from the bottle and shoots Jesus in the
> arm. Takes another drink and shoots him in the other arm. Takes
> another drink and shoots Jesus in the leg. Takes another drink and
> shoots him in the other leg. A Roman soldier comes over to him and
> says, "That way, it'll take all day to kill him." Bush says, "Kill him,
> hell! I'm trying to get him down!"
Correspondent:: "ouroboros rex"
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 10:06:51 -0600
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"nenslo" wrote in message
news:41F9D730.34792FED@yahoox.com...
>I had just logged off when all of a sudden I wrote this joke! I think
> it is really funny! I hope you enjoy it! I also hope somebody sends
> some of these jokes to Sterno because I think he might enjoy them and I
> don't know if he reads alt.slack any more or not!!! So here is the joke
> and I hope you like it as much as I do!!!
>
roflmao Let's have a little fun with this one.
>
> George W. Bush is standing on Mount Calvary looking up at Christ hanging
> on the cross. He has a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a 44 magnum in
> the other. He takes a drink from the bottle and shoots Jesus in the
> arm. Takes another drink and shoots him in the other arm. Takes
> another drink and shoots Jesus in the leg. Takes another drink and
> shoots him in the other leg. A Roman soldier comes over to him and
> says, "That way, it'll take all day to kill him." Bush says, "Kill him,
> hell! I'm trying to get him down!"
Correspondent:: "Blackout"
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 09:21:00 -0700
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"nenslo" wrote
...
>I had just logged off when all of a sudden I wrote this joke! I think
> it is really funny! I hope you enjoy it! I also hope somebody sends
> some of these jokes to Sterno because I think he might enjoy them and I
> don't know if he reads alt.slack any more or not!!! So here is the joke
> and I hope you like it as much as I do!!!
>
>
> George W. Bush is standing on Mount Calvary looking up at Christ hanging
> on the cross. He has a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a 44 magnum in
> the other. He takes a drink from the bottle and shoots Jesus in the
> arm. Takes another drink and shoots him in the other arm. Takes
> another drink and shoots Jesus in the leg. Takes another drink and
> shoots him in the other leg. A Roman soldier comes over to him and
> says, "That way, it'll take all day to kill him." Bush says, "Kill him,
> hell! I'm trying to get him down!"
dear sir:
your fine joke would only be improved by adding "so I can fuck him" to the
end of it.
thanks in advance for your consideration.
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 12:42:45 -0800
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In article <41F9D730.34792FED@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> I had just logged off when all of a sudden I wrote this joke! I think
> it is really funny! I hope you enjoy it! I also hope somebody sends
> some of these jokes to Sterno because I think he might enjoy them and I
> don't know if he reads alt.slack any more or not!!! So here is the joke
> and I hope you like it as much as I do!!!
>
>
> George W. Bush is standing on Mount Calvary looking up at Christ hanging
> on the cross. He has a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a 44 magnum in
> the other. He takes a drink from the bottle and shoots Jesus in the
> arm. Takes another drink and shoots him in the other arm. Takes
> another drink and shoots Jesus in the leg. Takes another drink and
> shoots him in the other leg. A Roman soldier comes over to him and
> says, "That way, it'll take all day to kill him." Bush says, "Kill him,
> hell! I'm trying to get him down!"
Too late. Southpark already did it. Episode #2197
pb
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 21:34:48 -0800
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polar bear wrote:
>
> Too late. Southpark already did it. Episode #2197
>
Sorry, I never even saw that Southpark show. And besides it is based on
an incident in Bocaccio's Decameron, which incident appears to have been
derived from the Satyricon of Petronius.
Correspondent:: "Eric"
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 10:22:32 +1300
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don't give up your day job
"nenslo" wrote in message
news:41F9D730.34792FED@yahoox.com...
I had just logged off when all of a sudden I wrote this joke! I think
it is really funny! I hope you enjoy it! I also hope somebody sends
some of these jokes to Sterno because I think he might enjoy them and I
don't know if he reads alt.slack any more or not!!! So here is the joke
and I hope you like it as much as I do!!!
George W. Bush is standing on Mount Calvary looking up at Christ hanging
on the cross. He has a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a 44 magnum in
the other. He takes a drink from the bottle and shoots Jesus in the
arm. Takes another drink and shoots him in the other arm. Takes
another drink and shoots Jesus in the leg. Takes another drink and
shoots him in the other leg. A Roman soldier comes over to him and
says, "That way, it'll take all day to kill him." Bush says, "Kill him,
hell! I'm trying to get him down!"
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 21:36:11 -0800
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Eric wrote:
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> don't give up your day job
>
DAMMIT! I already did - TEN YEARS AGO! Now what do I do?
Correspondent:: KStahl
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 09:56:15 -0500
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nenslo wrote:
> Eric wrote:
>
>>don't give up your day job
>>
>
>
> DAMMIT! I already did - TEN YEARS AGO! Now what do I do?
Go out and get a new one so that you can give it up. That's fairly simple.
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 14:27:43 -0800
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KStahl wrote:
>
> nenslo wrote:
>
> > Eric wrote:
> >
> >>don't give up your day job
> >>
> >
> >
> > DAMMIT! I already did - TEN YEARS AGO! Now what do I do?
>
> Go out and get a new one so that you can give it up. That's fairly simple.
Yeah, if I could only think of something to say when they ask, "Why do
you want to work here?"
Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 30 Jan 2005 14:56:30 -0800
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"
'What is humanity.'
'You ask the obvious, ha, ha. Humanity is something to destroy.'
"
Correspondent:: "Assco"
Date: 31 Jan 2005 21:41:42 -0800
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nenslo wrote:
> Yeah, if I could only think of something to say when they ask, "Why
do
> you want to work here?
Just look 'em right in the eye
and tell 'em that joke.