How rabbits sound when they have sex
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2005 06:47:18 GMT
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HellPope Huey
A lurking tsunami in every hot tub,
a budding conspiracy in every sock drawer,
a potential holocaust in every birth control dispenser.
Are you bored? Are you jaded?
Has all enthusiasm faded?
Are you one of those people like glazed fruit
Who sit there in shell shock
Till the dot on your screen
disappears?
- Creme & Godley, "L"
My mind is a swamp
glutted with the wreckage
of ancient sitcom gags.
- Nenslo
Correspondent:: "greggery peccary" <.@.>
Date: Mon, 3 Jan 2005 22:49:18 -0800
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
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> My mind is a swamp
> glutted with the wreckage
> of ancient sitcom gags.
> - Nenslo
"skipper, watch out for the coconut!"
...."BOOOP!"
Correspondent:: "Kevin Cunningham"
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2005 14:19:35 GMT
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"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
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> THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP *spoik*
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> HellPope Huey
*Fact* the male bunny then falls over asleep. Seems to be a built in
limiting feature. Male bunnies don't have to listen to all the "Do you love
me? Really?" stuff. See how evolution works?
Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2005 14:25:09 GMT
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Kevin Cunningham wrote:
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> > HellPope Huey
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> *Fact* the male bunny then falls over asleep. Seems to be a built in
> limiting feature. Male bunnies don't have to listen to all the "Do you love
> me? Really?" stuff. See how evolution works?
>
> Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
> Anti-Pope of Atlanta
I like sailor rabbits! After they've been runover
a few times and dry in the sun a couple of days,
you can sail them just like frisbees!
Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 05:16:52 GMT
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König Prüß wrote:
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> Kevin Cunningham wrote:
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>>"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
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>>>THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP *spoik*
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>>>--
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>>>HellPope Huey
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>>*Fact* the male bunny then falls over asleep. Seems to be a built in
>>limiting feature. Male bunnies don't have to listen to all the "Do you love
>>me? Really?" stuff. See how evolution works?
>>
>>Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
>>Anti-Pope of Atlanta
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>
> I like sailor rabbits! After they've been runover
> a few times and dry in the sun a couple of days,
> you can sail them just like frisbees!
Rare but fun: Every now and again when racing in the canyons (Malibu,
Topanga, etc.) there will be a flattened squirrel who's tail is sticking
straight up -- kind of like a little rally flag on the track.
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Certified God by the holy authority of
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June 23, 2004
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 05:31:10 GMT
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Eddie Vroom wrote:
>König Prüß wrote:
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>> Kevin Cunningham wrote:
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>>>"HellPope Huey" wrote in message
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>>>>THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP *spoik*
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>>>>--
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>>>>HellPope Huey
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>>>*Fact* the male bunny then falls over asleep. Seems to be a built in
>>>limiting feature. Male bunnies don't have to listen to all the "Do you love
>>>me? Really?" stuff. See how evolution works?
>>>
>>>Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
>>>Anti-Pope of Atlanta
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>> I like sailor rabbits! After they've been runover
>> a few times and dry in the sun a couple of days,
>> you can sail them just like frisbees!
>
>Rare but fun: Every now and again when racing in the canyons (Malibu,
>Topanga, etc.) there will be a flattened squirrel who's tail is sticking
>straight up -- kind of like a little rally flag on the track.
>
Yeah, there were those around Walnut Creek, too.
Damned ground squirrels in the Walnut and Almond groves
that make holes that your truck tires fall into.
The grey squirrels here, they have an Octoberfest and get drunk
on fermented acorns and then you see a lot of them flat with their
tails sticking up like flags.
Lots of owls and hawks and falcons that people are breeding
to let go. They mostly eat other birds and rabbits, but sometimes
you can see them pluck a squirrel out of the treetops.
Correspondent:: "greggery peccary" <.@.>
Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2005 00:29:28 -0800
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
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> Eddie Vroom wrote:
>>König Prüß wrote:
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> Yeah, there were those around Walnut Creek, too.
how are the Ingalls these days?
http://www.timvp.com/lilhouse.html
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 09:42:52 GMT
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"greggery peccary" wrote:
>> Eddie Vroom wrote:
>>>König Prüß wrote:
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>> Yeah, there were those around Walnut Creek, too.
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>how are the Ingalls these days?
>http://www.timvp.com/lilhouse.html
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>
Ingalls are OK. Friedrich Engels is coming out
with a new book soon.
O'neill's Tao House in Danville is proceeding apace.
http://www.nps.gov/euon/tao.htm
BTW-Luv your song!
"It's a long way to Pecarry!
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way to Pecarry!
Where the squirrel's own walnuts grow!"
Correspondent:: wbarwell@munngged.mylinuxisp.com>
Date: 4 Jan 2005 16:32:51 GMT
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On 2005-01-04, Kevin Cunningham wrote:
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>> HellPope Huey
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> *Fact* the male bunny then falls over asleep. Seems to be a built in
> limiting feature. Male bunnies don't have to listen to all the "Do you love
> me? Really?" stuff. See how evolution works?
Men do this a lot too. Ask the women. And it makes
'em bitchy. They wanna talk and all the hear is HNNNHGGGGZZZZZZ!
Snoring. Its a wonder more men don't get bobbitted.
At least with a rabbit you can make stew.
Cheerful Charlie
Correspondent:: "Rev Doktor Feit C. Taj"
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2005 16:38:05 -0000
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wbarwell@munngged.mylinuxisp.com> wrote in alt.slack:
> On 2005-01-04, Kevin Cunningham wrote:
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>> "HellPope Huey" wrote in message
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>>> THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP *spoik*
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>>> --
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>>> HellPope Huey
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>> *Fact* the male bunny then falls over asleep. Seems to be a built in
>> limiting feature. Male bunnies don't have to listen to all the "Do
>> you love me? Really?" stuff. See how evolution works?
>
> Men do this a lot too. Ask the women. And it makes
> 'em bitchy. They wanna talk and all the hear is HNNNHGGGGZZZZZZ!
> Snoring. Its a wonder more men don't get bobbitted.
>
> At least with a rabbit you can make stew.
>
> Cheerful Charlie
>
You can make stew the bobbitted way as well, but the women who make it
won't swallow it.
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Rev Doktor Feit C. Taj
First Haphazardist Church of Dobbs, Disunited