I Could Kiss That Little Robot's Frozen Metal Ass
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 21:28:28 -0500

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Great jack-off fodder for space travel fetishists:

http://www.esa.int/SPECIALS/Cassini-Huygens/index.html

RAW photos -- the kind men like!
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/cassini/main/index.html

Very "hot" animation of our little hero:

http://www.nasa.gov/mov/105296main_Huygens_onto_Land_320x240.mov

I hear she's frigid now, but when she was hot they say she REALLY
DELIVERED.

Also: truly spunkworthy intense ballistic impact structures on Iapetus!
(In the Cassini pic archives.)

And there are already conspiracy theories regarding NASA- CENSORED
PHOTOS!!

I'm creaming! This is the best thing since the skinned dinosaurs at the
British Natural History Museum, or yesterday's chewed up dinosaur
skeleton fossil inside the eighty million year old FAIRLY LARGE
CARNIVOROUS MAMMAL skeleton fossil. Surely the world is just about to
end, if I'm having this good a time.

When the Yist tourists arrive in our solar system, millions of years
after X-Day and the last human is dust, and all Earth cultures have
been forgotten in this arm of the galaxy, the sensitive drone scouts of
that vast tourist armada will, in scouring Titan for interesting
inconsistencies, FIND THAT LITTLE MACHINE... and when it is brought to
the attention of one of the few truly conscious and aware Yacatisma,
that normally smug entity will JUST ABOUT SHIT. What a collector's
item.

And to think, some of my peer group actually decided to shoot speed and
die, in the dark past, instead of merely SWALLOWING speed, in small
quantities, and thus waiting until the future here, so as to could see
if anybody got any really good shots of, say, Titan from the GROUND, or
Saturn's rings FROM A FEW MILES UNDERNEATH THEM! Looks like those guys
REALLY FUCKED UP.

(Easy for ME to say NOW.)

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Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 21:58:54 -0500

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Heh heh. In honor of my retirement, I went out and bought one of those
wireless PC doohickies.

So now I've lived long enough to see pictures from Titan beamed across miles
of black space, delivered to the head end of the internet and routed to me
on the strings and tin cans of Spudelphia cable, and then wirelessly to
iDRMRSR in his recliner, watched on the laptop.

Technology sure is wonderful. But come to think of it, it's really only
good enough to beam pictures of dead, frozen worlds, or other live monkeys
pretending to emote actions that would be better experienced in person,
though I have neither the means nor energy to do so. So I just watch.

What impresses me is how undifferent the Titan pictures are from all the
other dead frozen balls. I imagine Titan's atmosphere smells like when you
miss your gas tank in the winter and spritz the ground with gas. Either
that or when the fumes from the bus stop outside my condo penetrate on a
cold night. Frozen hydrocarbonies.

Has anything been said about what the MICROPHONE onboard Huygens has picked
up? Prolly some Titanic jihadist propaganda, I imagine.

[*]
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PS, yep, I do have DVD recording devices sitting around here, mostly idle,
like the frozen hunks of ethane on Titan




Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2005 03:33:31 GMT

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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:

> What impresses me is how undifferent the Titan pictures are from all the
> other dead frozen balls.

You should not use phrases like "dead frozen balls." It makes about a
third of the Church membership rilly rilly rilly uncomfortable.

--

HellPope Huey
"You can't go out to play today, kids;
the Giant Flea Alert Level is at Orange."

"They say Democracy
is how we choose the guy who takes the blame."
- "The West Wing"

"Oh, the goddamned irony
that courses through the popular culture
like a cancer.
If nothing is serious anymore,
there's nothing left to satirize."
- Berkeley Breathed,
creator of "Bloom County"


Correspondent:: pastorekenneth@aol.com (PastoreKenneth)
Date: 16 Jan 2005 22:35:37 GMT

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Dead frozen balls would invarible hang from a frozen
metal robot ass.

Go on, I'm enjoying the homorobofrozoerotica
in the subtext here.

This data is my favorite porn of 2005 so far.

<<. . .how undifferent the Titan pictures are. . .>>

From what? Kelly Freas and Virgil Findlay illustrations?

I've never actually seen a dead frozen world with
buttes and mesas with -- rivers? -- and -- oh, wait, I've
been through the desert on a horse with no name,
so I have seen landscape like that closeup.

Titan looks like the next Las Vegas.

What's with those wave-cloud things? It looks
like you could hang ten up until the crest of the
wave which is NOT a crest, but some subtle,
sometimes violent, interface of gaseous fluids --
from wave to thunderhead in a few hundred feet?

And didn't Blade Runner have a scene of Saturn
rising, really big on the horizon?








Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 15 Jan 2005 15:46:46 GMT

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>Has anything been said about what the MICROPHONE onboard Huygens has picked
>up? Prolly some Titanic jihadist propaganda, I imagine.
>

Clear Channel's new Radio Station.

>What impresses me is how undifferent the Titan pictures are from all the
>other dead frozen balls. I imagine Titan's atmosphere smells like when you
>miss your gas tank in the winter and spritz the ground with gas. Either
>that or when the fumes from the bus stop outside my condo penetrate on a
>cold night. Frozen hydrocarbonies.

Oh great! Now Bush is going to invade titan! Halliburtan already has the
contracts by the time I type this.

Reminds me of "Blade Runner" when they were trying to convence people to move
ot he outer colonies.


MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one kneeeeeeew
He was a mongoloid!




Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 15 Jan 2005 09:17:33 -0800

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The on-board microphone picked up the sirens of titan whispering the
immortal phrase: "Don't truth me, Unk!". It's like the movie "White
Noise", though; you gotta listen really hard, but you'll hear it.



Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 20:22:53 -0800

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On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 21:28:28 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:


>Very "hot" animation of our little hero:
>
>http://www.nasa.gov/mov/105296main_Huygens_onto_Land_320x240.mov

ooh flying saucers, yet.

some wit has included a picture of a city in the background around
1:27




My favorite part is when the second parachute deploys, and a little
grey saucer just has time to radio out "OH SHIT" before the parachute
falls off and it plummets to it's doom.

--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Onion are good. Animals are bad.

- Kurt Stocklmeir



Correspondent:: "Assco"
Date: 15 Jan 2005 14:47:27 -0800

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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> Great jack-off fodder for space travel fetishists:
>
> http://www.esa.int/SPECIALS/Cassini-Huygens/index.html
>
> RAW photos -- the kind men like!
> http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/cassini/main/index.html
>
> Very "hot" animation of our little hero:
>
> http://www.nasa.gov/mov/105296main_Huygens_onto_Land_320x240.mov
>
> I hear she's frigid now, but when she was hot they say she REALLY
> DELIVERED.
>
> Also: truly spunkworthy intense ballistic impact structures on
Iapetus!
> (In the Cassini pic archives.)
>
> And there are already conspiracy theories regarding NASA- CENSORED
> PHOTOS!!
>
> I'm creaming! This is the best thing since the skinned dinosaurs at
the
> British Natural History Museum, or yesterday's chewed up dinosaur
> skeleton fossil inside the eighty million year old FAIRLY LARGE
> CARNIVOROUS MAMMAL skeleton fossil. Surely the world is just about to
> end, if I'm having this good a time.
>
> When the Yist tourists arrive in our solar system, millions of years
> after X-Day and the last human is dust, and all Earth cultures have
> been forgotten in this arm of the galaxy, the sensitive drone scouts
of
> that vast tourist armada will, in scouring Titan for interesting
> inconsistencies, FIND THAT LITTLE MACHINE... and when it is brought
to
> the attention of one of the few truly conscious and aware Yacatisma,
> that normally smug entity will JUST ABOUT SHIT. What a collector's
> item.
>
> And to think, some of my peer group actually decided to shoot speed
and
> die, in the dark past, instead of merely SWALLOWING speed, in small
> quantities, and thus waiting until the future here, so as to could
see
> if anybody got any really good shots of, say, Titan from the GROUND,
or
> Saturn's rings FROM A FEW MILES UNDERNEATH THEM! Looks like those
guys
> REALLY FUCKED UP.
>
> (Easy for ME to say NOW.)
>
> --
> The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
> (4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs
Yeti,
> Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
> P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
> Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the
SubGenius
> SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB

Yeah, I've got the audio data going too. "Sounds From an Alien World"
on the esa site, http://www.esa.int/esaCP/SEM85Q71Y3E_index_0.html
Writing from Dobbstown, Titan...