I Dreamed of Stang Last Night!
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 27 Jan 2005 10:24:40 -0800
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Yes its true! Stang appeared in my dreams!
We were a Laurel & Hardy like pair. the scene was the bedroom we kids
used to sleep in in my grandmothers old house outside Richmond, VA.
Everything I was doing seemed to piss off Stang. I was farting,
burping, stealing the covers (might be from the fact that as kids, up
to three of us varoius combinations of siblings and cousins would sleep
in the same bed over Thangiving and Christmas). The room was typicaly
cold as Gram only had two small Kerosene heaters on the First floor to
heat the house. All Upstairs heat was via a small 12" x 12" floor vent
from the Kitchen.
It finaly got to the point where Stang actually got fed up and left to
sleep in another room!
This dream has inspired me! Maybe, just one day, if I apply myself, I
can offend even Stang! I have a new reason to live! I have decided NOT
to drive my truck onto a busy railroad tracks to commit suicide!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 20:59:28 GMT
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In article <1106850280.145585.37440@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote:
> Yes its true! Stang appeared in my dreams!
> > We were a Laurel & Hardy like pair. the scene was the bedroom we kids
> used to sleep in in my grandmothers old house outside Richmond, VA.
> > Everything I was doing seemed to piss off Stang. I was farting,
> burping, stealing the covers (might be from the fact that as kids, up
> to three of us varoius combinations of siblings and cousins would sleep
> in the same bed over Thangiving and Christmas). The room was typicaly
> cold as Gram only had two small Kerosene heaters on the First floor to
> heat the house. All Upstairs heat was via a small 12" x 12" floor vent
> from the Kitchen.
> > It finaly got to the point where Stang actually got fed up and left to
> sleep in another room!
> This dream has inspired me! Maybe, just one day, if I apply myself, I
> can offend even Stang!
You are a model for us all. Too bad its a half-melted old Aurora
Wolfman. Well, at least you put out the effort and did not re-insert
into the stack the towel you sneezed on. We're very proud of you. Janor
would have set fire to the house to cover up his deed.
--
HellPope Huey
Get bent, with yer pagan jargon.
You can't talk about an Earth Mother
and then take a dump on her flowers.
Goddamned hippie hypocrite
counterculture wire-headin' billygoons.
Indeterminism does not confer freedom on us:
I would feel that my freedom was impaired
if I thought that a quantum mechanical trigger
in my brain
might cause me to leap into the garden
and eat a slug.
- J. J. C. Smart
"Our bombs are smarter
than the average high school student.
At least they can find Kuwait."
- A. Whitney Brown