I'm SO fucking trendy
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sat, 1 Jan 2005 00:35:47 -0500
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Tonight I guzzled a bottle of Prosecca.
What the fuck, you say is that. Well, it's some semi-sweet champagne thing
from Italy. I got sick and tired of dringking fucking fizzy vinegar every
fucking NY eve here, so I asked the lady at Zagara's if there wasn't
something a little sweeter.
I shot myself up with extra insulin to handle it. DAMN FINE SHIT and 11%
c2h50h to boot. This is going to be a favorite around here when I want my
nose hairs tingled as I endrunken myself.
BTW, my typing will become erraticer and erraticer as the night goes on.
You see, you can't put sparkling wine back in the fridge, it turns to cat
piss. So it's necessary to drink it all down. And when it's a little bit
sweet, it goes down that much faster and...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
But then again I never have to get up for work AGAIN.
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Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Meow!"
Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 23:12:38 -0800
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How Quaint!
vomit it all up on WEBCAM!
"iDRMRSR" wrote in message
news:TImdnc2mgZ4uq0vcRVn-1Q@giganews.com...
> Tonight I guzzled a bottle of Prosecca.
>
> What the fuck, you say is that. Well, it's some semi-sweet champagne
> thing from Italy. I got sick and tired of dringking fucking fizzy vinegar
> every fucking NY eve here, so I asked the lady at Zagara's if there wasn't
> something a little sweeter.
>
> I shot myself up with extra insulin to handle it. DAMN FINE SHIT and 11%
> c2h50h to boot. This is going to be a favorite around here when I want my
> nose hairs tingled as I endrunken myself.
>
> BTW, my typing will become erraticer and erraticer as the night goes on.
> You see, you can't put sparkling wine back in the fridge, it turns to cat
> piss. So it's necessary to drink it all down. And when it's a little bit
> sweet, it goes down that much faster and...
>
> ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>
> But then again I never have to get up for work AGAIN.
>
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