I cant take this anymore...
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 09:54:39 GMT
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Ive had enough of this, im going to meditate on Bob non-stop for 3 weeks
until i obtain pure, unexcelled, un-parrarel slackfullness and learn how to
use spell check.
as a short dura whatever Bob was fun but his pipe is glowing dim and his ass
is eminating a grey goo, nanobots? im unsure at this point, but im sure
death awaits us all.
Alan Watts was right all along when he said "its all bullshit"
Once i obtain complete awakening ill be back to bow before you all and
receive my royal deserves, damn subgeniacs
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 11:36:00 GMT
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Oh yes and I must warn you of one great thing i have done, today I received
two no three packets of dry-ice and I put hem in hot water.
Soon you shall see, soon i tell you, the nitrogren imbalance in the
atmosphere will cause grave destruction on all thoose who drink bad
coofee.this i tell you. this i warn you.
Beware the 6th march, alas the atmosphere of the planet is chaninging, soon,
soon, soon, all things will see the wrath of Rev Chain Smerker, king af all
that is this thing, yes, this thing
You think I am drunk? Stone? MAD? hahahahahahaha just YOU wait mudaferkers,
soon all beings in this universe shall bow before me, I am going to
circumsise JR Bob Dobbs!!! thats righT!!! i am going to mutilate, yes ,
Mutilate J R BoB Dobbs testicals in the image of Jehova one,
Now where is my butter knife
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, you mocke me , no?, you sense my ridicolous
antincs of gemini supernatural whore mongers? wwell you shall see my final
wrath of holy genital mutilations hahahahahahahahahahaha
Beware the odes of march some pink boy said, I say beware March 6th, this is
my holy uper-comesant prophecy, you shall listen, if you dont listen you
shall have NO MORE LOOSE CHANGE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!
hahahahahahahhaahha
Now im going to lay down for a bit, yes, it is true
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 12:10:27 GMT
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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
>Oh yes and I must warn you of one great thing i have done, today I received
>two no three packets of dry-ice and I put hem in hot water.
>
>Soon you shall see, soon i tell you, the nitrogren imbalance in the
>atmosphere will cause grave destruction on all thoose who drink bad
>coofee.this i tell you. this i warn you.
>
>Beware the 6th march, alas the atmosphere of the planet is chaninging, soon,
>soon, soon, all things will see the wrath of Rev Chain Smerker, king af all
>that is this thing, yes, this thing
>
>You think I am drunk? Stone? MAD? hahahahahahaha just YOU wait mudaferkers,
>soon all beings in this universe shall bow before me, I am going to
>circumsise JR Bob Dobbs!!! thats righT!!! i am going to mutilate, yes ,
>Mutilate J R BoB Dobbs testicals in the image of Jehova one,
>
>Now where is my butter knife
>
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, you mocke me , no?, you sense my ridicolous
>antincs of gemini supernatural whore mongers? wwell you shall see my final
>wrath of holy genital mutilations hahahahahahahahahahaha
>
>Beware the odes of march some pink boy said, I say beware March 6th, this is
>my holy uper-comesant prophecy, you shall listen, if you dont listen you
>shall have NO MORE LOOSE CHANGE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!
>
>hahahahahahahhaahha
>
>Now im going to lay down for a bit, yes, it is true
>
>
I believe you! That dry ice works every time!
There was an ice cream shop here that had very good ice cream,
and they gave you dry ice to keep the ice cream cold. But you could
get plenty of extra dry ice and make experiments! Like to put dry ice
in Kool Aid and it smokes and fumes nicely and tastes sort of bubbly.
But be careful not to put your tongue on it, or it's bad like trying to
lick a lamp post in January.
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 12:18:25 GMT
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> I believe you! That dry ice works every time!
> There was an ice cream shop here that had very good ice cream,
> and they gave you dry ice to keep the ice cream cold. But you could
> get plenty of extra dry ice and make experiments! Like to put dry ice
> in Kool Aid and it smokes and fumes nicely and tastes sort of bubbly.
> But be careful not to put your tongue on it, or it's bad like trying to
> lick a lamp post in January.
>
Excelle nt, my minions are working in every country around the planet, all
dry ice shall be MADE FREE FROM THE SHACKELLS OF DRYNESS!!
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 12:19:13 GMT
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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
>Oh yes and I must warn you of one great thing i have done, today I received
>two no three packets of dry-ice and I put hem in hot water.
What happens if you mix dry ice and Marmite?
Plz post results!
Thnx!
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 12:30:50 GMT
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
news:5NOFd.14123$w62.110@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> "Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
>>Oh yes and I must warn you of one great thing i have done, today I
>>received
>>two no three packets of dry-ice and I put hem in hot water.
>
> What happens if you mix dry ice and Marmite?
> Plz post results!
> Thnx!
>
>
MARMITE?? MARMITE IS THE ANTI-VEGEMITE, ONLY PINKS USE MARMITE!!!!
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 12:41:37 GMT
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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
>
>; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
>news:5NOFd.14123$w62.110@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>> "Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
>>>Oh yes and I must warn you of one great thing i have done, today I
>>>received
>>>two no three packets of dry-ice and I put hem in hot water.
>>
>> What happens if you mix dry ice and Marmite?
>> Plz post results!
>> Thnx!
>>
>>
>
>MARMITE?? MARMITE IS THE ANTI-VEGEMITE, ONLY PINKS USE MARMITE!!!!
>
>
Yeah, that's why I asked! Maybe try mixing Marmite, Vegemite, and Bovril
THEN place on ground, add dry ice, and watch the fun begin!
Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 12:52:56 GMT
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; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
news:56PFd.14220$w62.6193@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> "Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
>>
>>; "GfbAEV" wrote in message
>>news:5NOFd.14123$w62.110@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>>> "Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
>>>>Oh yes and I must warn you of one great thing i have done, today I
>>>>received
>>>>two no three packets of dry-ice and I put hem in hot water.
>>>
>>> What happens if you mix dry ice and Marmite?
>>> Plz post results!
>>> Thnx!
>>>
>>>
>>
>>MARMITE?? MARMITE IS THE ANTI-VEGEMITE, ONLY PINKS USE MARMITE!!!!
>>
>>
> Yeah, that's why I asked! Maybe try mixing Marmite, Vegemite, and Bovril
> THEN place on ground, add dry ice, and watch the fun begin!
>
yOU MUST UNDERSTAND PUNY AMERICAN, ihave no idea waht you mean by Bovril,
are you trying to lay a trap for me? the might rev Chain smerker?? IT SHALL
NOT PREVAIL, let me guess, a mutaphorgasmic chain reaction will start in the
concocktion causeing me to loose my smerk? ha try harder Merican
Correspondent:: Rev DJ Epoch
Date: 14 Jan 2005 15:53:30 GMT
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"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote in news:IgPFd.118308
$K7.73342@news-server.bigpond.net.au:
> are you trying to lay a trap for me? the might rev Chain smerker??
ahh, dude... your fly's open.
--
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Perpetual Motion
Cathedral, Carwash and Dancehall- Home of the Traci Lords Memorial Brothel
Rev. DJ Epoch - proprietor and janitor
Divine Southern Redneck Yeti Clench Recruitment site: http://revdjepoch.COM
"Oh give me a hoooome, where the buffalo roam, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A HOUSE
THAT STINKS TO HELL!!!"
-- DJ Epoch
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 18:14:35 GMT
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In article ,
"Rev Chain Smerker" wrote:
> Now im going to lay down for a bit, yes, it is true
Just do it face-up or the Nenslii will "get you," if you know what I
mean and I'm sure you do.
--
HellPope Huey
"You can't go out to play today, kids;
the Giant Flea Alert Level is at Orange."
"They say Democracy
is how we choose the guy who takes the blame."
- "The West Wing"
"Oh, the goddamned irony
that courses through the popular culture
like a cancer.
If nothing is serious anymore,
there's nothing left to satirize."
- Berkeley Breathed,
creator of "Bloom County"
Correspondent:: goldfingerjaws@aol.compoof (DrMindBender)
Date: 14 Jan 2005 21:14:09 GMT
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>Subject: Re: I cant take this anymore...
>From: "Rev Chain Smerker" zebidos@bigpond.net.au
>Soon you shall see, soon i tell you, the nitrogren imbalance in the
>atmosphere will cause grave destruction on all thoose who drink bad
>coofee.this i tell you. this i warn you.
There is no bad coffee. Even "Bob" says so you can tell by the way he smiles on
the Subgenius coffee cup.
This is a choke.
Correspondent:: purple
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 17:24:41 -0500
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On 1/14/05 4:54 AM, in article
zFMFd.118109$K7.52360@news-server.bigpond.net.au, "Rev Chain Smerker"
wrote:
> Alan Watts was right all along when he said "its all bullshit"
Puny nominalism.
The Great Bob Dobbs