Ilsa, She-Fox of the Chicken Coop
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 13:31:15 -0700
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(I can just imagine Ilsa, wearing her Nazi uniform
and covered with blood and chicken feathers.)
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05012/441063.stm
MORGANTOWN, W.Va. -- Criminal charges will not be
filed against workers who allegedly tortured chickens
at a West Virginia processing plant, a prosecutor
said yesterday.
Ginny Conley, acting executive director of the West
Virginia Prosecuting Attorneys Institute and Wood
County's prosecutor, had struggled to find a lawyer
willing to serve as special prosecutor in the case
against former employees of the Pilgrim's Pride Corp.
plant in Moorefield.
"After reviewing the evidence and conferring with
other prosecutors, I've made the decision the incident
does not rise to the level of a criminal prosecution
due to the fact that these were chickens in a
slaughterhouse," she said...
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I don't know what you're talking about.
I've never met you before in my life.
That story sounds like utter bullshit.
I wasn't there and it wasn't me.
I am *not* in denial. Shut up.
--nu-monet
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 13 Jan 2005 00:13:27 GMT
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Pilgrim's Pride.
What did they do -- put the chickens in a stockade
at the town square? dunk them in a pond to see if
they were heavier than a duck? make them wear
a humiliating embroidered letter "A"? force them to
confess to witchcraft? burn them at the stake?
make them form chicken pryamids and simulate
hen-on-hen sex?
ooOOoo
Daily Affirmation:
No matter what new depths to which my life may fall,
I may always take solace in the fact
that I will never be found refining a puppet act.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Wed, 12 Jan 2005 16:56:20 -0800
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On Wed, 12 Jan 2005 13:31:15 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>(I can just imagine Ilsa, wearing her Nazi uniform
>and covered with blood and chicken feathers.)
>
>http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/05012/441063.stm
>
>MORGANTOWN, W.Va. -- Criminal charges will not be
>filed against workers who allegedly tortured chickens
>at a West Virginia processing plant, a prosecutor
>said yesterday.
>
>Ginny Conley, acting executive director of the West
>Virginia Prosecuting Attorneys Institute and Wood
>County's prosecutor, had struggled to find a lawyer
>willing to serve as special prosecutor in the case
>against former employees of the Pilgrim's Pride Corp.
>plant in Moorefield.
>
>"After reviewing the evidence and conferring with
>other prosecutors, I've made the decision the incident
>does not rise to the level of a criminal prosecution
>due to the fact that these were chickens in a
>slaughterhouse," she said...
In related news, Ginny Conley was appointed director of Homeland
Security today.
--
Zapanaz
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