Correspondent:: "just john" Date: 9 Jan 2005 12:27:08 -0800
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What's the date for this year's "Bring a Dobbshead to Work!" Day?
Thanks.
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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 14:05:45 -0700
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just john wrote:
>
> What's the date for this year's "Bring a Dobbshead to Work!" Day?
> Thanks.
>
Don't just bring your Dobbshead to work on a particular
day. Every day is a Dobbshead day! Or, if you can't
wear your religious symbols at your workplace, you can
still wear the sacred Church Icon (you've seen it?)
Otherwise, do remember to honor the Church Saint on their
particular Holy Day this month, and great benefits will
accrue, each according to their sacred whatever:
January
1 St. Jesus Christ (Feast of the Human Sacrifice)
2 Failure of Will Day
3 St. Harryhausen
4 St. Charles Darwin
5 St. Ludwig II
6 St. William McGonagall
7 St. Russ Meyers
8 St. Jimi Hendrix
9 St. Sigmund Freud
10 St. Mao Tse Tung
11 St. Al Capone
12 St. Peter Sellers
13 St. Werner von Braun
14 St. Gort/St. Guido Franch
15 St. Niccolo Machiavelli
16 Night of the Lemur
17 St. Thingfish
18 St. Martin Luther
19 St. Harlan Ellison
20 St. Tiny Tim
21 St. Fatty Arbuckle
22 St. Basil Wolverton/Annual $2 Contribution
23 St. Sergei Eisenstein
24 St. Klaatu
25 St. Keith Moon
26 St. Steve Jackson
27 St. Michael Jackson (Beastification Pending)
28 St. Alan Funt
29 St. Willy Wonka
30 St. Ice T
31 St. Theodore Kaczinski
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>
> Don't just bring your Dobbshead to work on a particular
> day. Every day is a Dobbshead day! Or, if you can't
> wear your religious symbols at your workplace, you can
> still wear the sacred Church Icon (you've seen it?)
Yeah man! Wish we could get like a pro-jeweler to make them! I'd love to
have one 14 K like an inch and a half high... I'd wear it proudly.
> January
> 1 St. Jesus Christ (Feast of the Human Sacrifice)
> 2 Failure of Will Day
> 3 St. Harryhausen
> 4 St. Charles Darwin
> 5 St. Ludwig II
> 6 St. William McGonagall
> 7 St. Russ Meyers
> 8 St. Jimi Hendrix
> 9 St. Sigmund Freud
> 10 St. Mao Tse Tung
> 11 St. Al Capone
> 12 St. Peter Sellers
> 13 St. Werner von Braun
> 14 St. Gort/St. Guido Franch
> 15 St. Niccolo Machiavelli
> 16 Night of the Lemur
> 17 St. Thingfish
> 18 St. Martin Luther
> 19 St. Harlan Ellison
> 20 St. Tiny Tim
> 21 St. Fatty Arbuckle
> 22 St. Basil Wolverton/Annual $2 Contribution
> 23 St. Sergei Eisenstein
> 24 St. Klaatu
> 25 St. Keith Moon
> 26 St. Steve Jackson
> 27 St. Michael Jackson (Beastification Pending)
> 28 St. Alan Funt
> 29 St. Willy Wonka
> 30 St. Ice T
> 31 St. Theodore Kaczinski
That's way too funny!
Do you have a list for all 365 days? I would love to see it.
Please tell me there is a Saint Chewbacca!
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
country."
-George Orwell
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 15:25:55 -0700
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Reverend Kenny wrote:
>
> Do you have a list for all 365 days? I would
> love to see it. Please tell me there is a
> Saint Chewbacca!
>
I have posted the whole thing a few times, but
it loses impact if you see it all at once. Not
knowing a name or two in a month stimulates the
curiosity, but with like 30 Saints that you've
never heard of, you lose interest and never *do*
find out why they are SubGenius Saints.
As to Chewbacca, it is problematic. First of all,
it is a CONspiracy icon, and the wholly-owned
property of a CONspiracy tool who keeps re-writing
it with CGI to make it more "Garfield"-like, that
is, totally devoid of humor, non-threatening, and
insipid.
This is not to say that Chewbacca doesn't give you
Slack. However, it may not be able to continue to
give you Slack, which would perhaps make its Slack
False Slack. And a SubGenius Saint would have to
impart a LOT of False Slack to make it onto the
calendar. Quasi- and Para-Slack are right out.
But keep reminding me. Other minor Saints are
sometimes purged from the calendar, because they
have lost the last of their reverents, and the
Church no longer profits from them. This leaves
open slots for spanking new, up-'n'-coming Saints
to take their place.
Bribes to the Church help. Rev Stang is very
convivial to bribery and will put in a good word
with "Bob" for you. Plus he has the habit of
giving away tons of sacred artifacts and CDs and
shit alla time.
--
"Money can't buy you happiness,
but when you're poor, you can't
buy shit, and nobody will loan
you happiness."
--nu-monet
Correspondent:: IMBJR Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 22:46:27 +0000
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On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 15:25:55 -0700, in reply to "nu-monet v7.0"
:
>Reverend Kenny wrote:
>>
>> Do you have a list for all 365 days? I would
>> love to see it. Please tell me there is a
>> Saint Chewbacca!
>>
>
>I have posted the whole thing a few times, but
>it loses impact if you see it all at once. Not
>knowing a name or two in a month stimulates the
>curiosity, but with like 30 Saints that you've
>never heard of, you lose interest and never *do*
>find out why they are SubGenius Saints.
>
>As to Chewbacca, it is problematic. First of all,
>it is a CONspiracy icon, and the wholly-owned
>property of a CONspiracy tool who keeps re-writing
>it with CGI to make it more "Garfield"-like, that
>is, totally devoid of humor, non-threatening, and
>insipid.
The rumoured wookie army of Episode 3 may finaly determine Chewy's
sainthood. If Lucus does a major Ewok number on them, forget it.
>
>This is not to say that Chewbacca doesn't give you
>Slack. However, it may not be able to continue to
>give you Slack, which would perhaps make its Slack
>False Slack. And a SubGenius Saint would have to
>impart a LOT of False Slack to make it onto the
>calendar. Quasi- and Para-Slack are right out.
>
>But keep reminding me. Other minor Saints are
>sometimes purged from the calendar, because they
>have lost the last of their reverents, and the
>Church no longer profits from them. This leaves
>open slots for spanking new, up-'n'-coming Saints
>to take their place.
>
>Bribes to the Church help. Rev Stang is very
>convivial to bribery and will put in a good word
>with "Bob" for you. Plus he has the habit of
>giving away tons of sacred artifacts and CDs and
>shit alla time.
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 13:08:09 +1100
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> The rumoured wookie army of Episode 3 may finaly determine Chewy's
> sainthood. If Lucus does a major Ewok number on them, forget it.
Wookiees (note the proper spelling) are a little like Yeti, except the
one we're most familiar with seems to like working. that can't be right.
Correspondent:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Sun, 9 Jan 2005 20:44:34 -0600
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>
> The rumoured wookie army of Episode 3 may finaly determine Chewy's
> sainthood. If Lucus does a major Ewok number on them, forget it.
>
Maybe they'll give that *thing* called Jar Jar Whateverthefuck the reception
it deserves.
Paul
Correspondent:: endus Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 12:51:01 -0500
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On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 22:46:27 +0000, IMBJR wrote:
>If Lucus does a major Ewok number on them, forget it.
There's no "If" about it. Lucas sold his soul to the "think of the
children" crowd a long ass time ago. I predict different colored
wookies with fun/gay headgrowths ala the Teletubbies. There will also
be a Wookie song that deals mainly with multiculturalism and toy
safety.
Chewbacca was the real deal though. There's no way you chill with a
space pirate like Han Solo and don't know how to have a few laughs. I
bet that fucker can beat a bowl in one hit though...you don't get a
voice like that from drinking tea and eating petit fours...whatever
you do, keep those wookies away from your weed.
--
endus at endus dot com
The hippies are a menace in the form of an anachronism,
a noisy reminder of values gone sour and warped...of the
painful contradictions in a society conceived as a monument
to "human freedom" and "individual rights," a nation in
which all men are supposedly "created free and equal"...a
nation that any thinking hippy will insist has become a
fear-oriented "warfare state" that can no longer afford
to tolerate even the minor aberrations that go along
with "individual freedom". -Hunter S. Thompson
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0" Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 12:09:10 -0700
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endus wrote:
>
> Chewbacca was the real deal though. There's
> no way you chill with a space pirate like Han
> Solo and don't know how to have a few laughs.
> I bet that fucker can beat a bowl in one hit
> though...you don't get a voice like that from
> drinking tea and eating petit fours...whatever
> you do, keep those wookies away from your weed.
>
La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa
I was gonna clean my room until I got wookie
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I
got wookie
my room is still messed up and I know why
(why man?) yea heyy,
- 'cause I got wookie
- 'cause I got wookie
- 'cause I got wookie
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna go to class before I got wookie
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I
got wookie
I am taking it next semester and I know why,
(why man?) yea heyy,
- 'cause I got wookie
- 'cause I got wookie
- 'cause I got wookie
(La da da da da da da da da)
I was gonna go to work but then I got wookie
I just got a new promotion but I got wookie
now I'm smuggling Jedis and I know why
(why man?) yea heayy,
- 'cause I got wookie
- 'cause I got wookie
- 'cause I got wookie
(La da da da da da da da da)
--
"Do not EVER watch a Rammstein video when
you are fried on Hawaiian mushrooms."
--take my word for it
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 03:34:15 GMT
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In article <41E2D2D6.6BD2@succeeds.com>,
"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> I was gonna clean my room until I got wookie
> I gonna get up and find the broom but then I
> got wookie
> my room is still messed up and I know why
> (why man?) yea heyy,
> - 'cause I got wookie
> - 'cause I got wookie
> - 'cause I got wookie
"Wookie" is Mandarin Chinese for "Big Knot On Your Privates."
--
HellPope Huey
Director and Star of "Mon Nuclear Derrier Amour"
("I Love My Nuclear Ass")
If you want to see the true measure of a man,
watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
- J. K. Rowling
"If you don't have enemies,
you don't have character."
- Paul Newman
HellPope Huey wrote:
> In article <41E2D2D6.6BD2@succeeds.com>,
> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>
>
>>I was gonna clean my room until I got wookie
>>I gonna get up and find the broom but then I
>> got wookie
>>my room is still messed up and I know why
>> (why man?) yea heyy,
>>- 'cause I got wookie
>>- 'cause I got wookie
>>- 'cause I got wookie
>
>
> "Wookie" is Mandarin Chinese for "Big Knot On Your Privates."
I thought it was a pimple on your butt...... no wait that's a "dude"
nevermind.
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
country."
-George Orwell
nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> Reverend Kenny wrote:
>
>>Do you have a list for all 365 days? I would
>>love to see it.
>
> I have posted the whole thing a few times, but
> it loses impact if you see it all at once.
Cool! I saved this month to my Palm so that I can "worship" properly.
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
country."
-George Orwell
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 13:08:57 +1100
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> Cool! I saved this month to my Palm so that I can "worship" properly.
what kind of marker do you use? i find that anything i write on my palm
tends to come off after a few washes.
Correspondent:: "Giles" Date: 9 Jan 2005 23:42:04 -0800
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nikolai kingsley wrote:
> > Cool! I saved this month to my Palm so that I can "worship"
properly.
>
>
> what kind of marker do you use? i find that anything i write on my
palm
> tends to come off after a few washes.
>
>>
>>what kind of marker do you use? i find that anything i write on my
>
> palm
>
>>tends to come off after a few washes.
If you're hooked on using the marker, here's the Palm you need to buy,
it works perfectly with markers!
http://www.computergear.com/paperpalm3.html
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"Your enemy is not surrounding your country. Your enemy is ruling your
country."
-George Orwell
Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 02:41:42 GMT
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nu-monet v7.0 wrote:
> This is not to say that Chewbacca doesn't give you
> Slack. However, it may not be able to continue to
> give you Slack, which would perhaps make its Slack
> False Slack. And a SubGenius Saint would have to
> impart a LOT of False Slack to make it onto the
> calendar. Quasi- and Para-Slack are right out.
I had the "definitive" response to this percolating in my mind, but it
was making my brain hurt. So fuck it.
Back to the crossworld puzzle in the teevee guide...
--
Art and Fashion for the New Conspiracy
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the Mystical RevvedErrand Doktor Eddie Vroom
Certified God by the holy authority of
the White Lotus Fortune Cookie Company
June 23, 2004