I need only 2500 more Patriot Points
Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 07:31:58 GMT
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for the John Ashcroft/Mooney Suzuki remix CD I really want. So I'm going
to have to denounce one of youse to the government. Any volunteers?
Corry
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Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 02:47:11 -0500
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On Sun, 16 Jan 2005 07:31:58 +0000, Unclaimed Mysteries wrote:
> for the John Ashcroft/Mooney Suzuki remix CD I really want. So I'm going
> to have to denounce one of youse to the government. Any volunteers?
Denounce me! Denounce me! I have not been a Good Patriot today.
I slept late and didn't buy anything. I also momentarily had a
seditious thought; I questioned (in my mind only) the opinion of
a Fox News commentator.
If that helps you, could you rip me a copy?
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Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 17:06:50 GMT
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Artemia Salina wrote:
> On Sun, 16 Jan 2005 07:31:58 +0000, Unclaimed Mysteries wrote:
>
>
>>for the John Ashcroft/Mooney Suzuki remix CD I really want. So I'm going
>>to have to denounce one of youse to the government. Any volunteers?
>
>
> Denounce me! Denounce me! I have not been a Good Patriot today.
> I slept late and didn't buy anything. I also momentarily had a
> seditious thought; I questioned (in my mind only) the opinion of
> a Fox News commentator.
>
When you think a thought, you're not just using your brain, you're using
the brain of everyone who's linked with the same batch of government
brain implants as you are. Help stop unsafe thought. Send a mushy note
to Sean Hannity today and all is forgiven!
> If that helps you, could you rip me a copy?
>
This guy, as usual, beat me to it, except he substituted Nelly for John
Ashcroft.
http://www.gohomeproductions.co.uk/mp3.html
http://www.gohomeproductions.co.uk/audio/ghp_alive_and_nellified.mp3
Nelly. Ashcroft. Ashcroft. Nelly. What's the diff anymore? Humans.
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Correspondent:: "Kevin Cunningham"
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 15:58:02 GMT
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"Unclaimed Mysteries"
wrote in message
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> for the John Ashcroft/Mooney Suzuki remix CD I really want. So I'm going
> to have to denounce one of youse to the government. Any volunteers?
>
> Corry
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This is great!!! I've wanted to be denounced to the government by a citizen
(you are a citizen, right?). Usually there are sexual overtones to this
fantasy but since your going to do it we can leave those out.
This will be so cool, walking in chains, being convicted...Ow wait this
isn't as cool as I thought it was. Maybe later.
Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 16:59:13 GMT
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Kevin Cunningham was strip-searched at the corner of North and Euclid
for writing in part:
> This is great!!! I've wanted to be denounced to the government by a citizen
> (you are a citizen, right?). Usually there are sexual overtones to this
> fantasy but since your going to do it we can leave those out.
I'm going to pretend that was a compliment.
> This will be so cool, walking in chains, being convicted...Ow wait this
> isn't as cool as I thought it was. Maybe later.
FOOL! "Bob" says you're already IN CHAINS! Oh, well, what does he know?
Your application has been accepted and forwarded to inhuman resources.
Thanks for your interest, and have a groat day!
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Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Sun, 16 Jan 2005 17:56:56 -0500
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On Sun, 16 Jan 2005 15:58:02 +0000, Kevin Cunningham wrote:
> Usually there are sexual overtones to this
> fantasy but since your going to do it we can leave those out.
You know what's a fun thing to do when you're being butt raped?
Clamp your cheeks together as hard as you can and then drop to
the floor, on your ass.
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Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 16 Jan 2005 18:10:42 GMT
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>for the John Ashcroft/Mooney Suzuki remix CD I really want. So I'm going
>to have to denounce one of youse to the government. Any volunteers?
Sure, sign me up! I'm into B&D so Gitmo should be fun!
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