It's Feelthy Limerick Time!

Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 8 Jan 2005 18:08:03 -0800

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The prick of the engineer, Scott,
Fell off from Saturnian rot.
He went to the basement
And made a replacement
Out of tungsten, and plastic, and snot.

Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 22:10:11 -0700

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"Doktor Dark" wrote in message
news:1105236483.588432.48410@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> The prick of the engineer, Scott,
> Fell off from Saturnian rot.
> He went to the basement
> And made a replacement
> Out of tungsten, and plastic, and snot.

"I can'no give it any more power, Cap'n! I've already stripped out the
dilithium crystals to the bare bones!"

Snotty.
>

Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 01:15:55 -0800

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I like to open Gershon Legman's "The Limerick" at random and take lines
from consecutive limericks.

There was a young man from Glengozzle
Whose balls were all covered with spinach
And the cube of its weight
"How's this for a start?"
Immediately spread like a fairy.

There was a young lady named Mable
Who anyone could fuck for a quid.
White wine is their piddle,
Clamps onto her whoozis,
And I throw in the ass-hole for free."

Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 9 Jan 2005 05:12:17 -0800

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Great book, yes? He has 2 entirely different ones out,contents-wise,
y'know. Why don't you mix it up between the two editions for even more
variety?