Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 21:07:35 -0800
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Even though I wrote this one myself I think it is real cute. Hope you
enjoy it! : )
Laura Bush is in the White House kitchen making an apple pie when George
W. comes stomping in and boy is he mad. "What's the matter, dear?" the
First Lady asks,"You seem rather upset." George replies, "Oh, it looks
like I am going to have to fire Condy Rice." Laura smiles and says,
"It's always something with you two, another of your little spats I
suppose." "Doggone it, this is serious!" says George angrily, "I caught
her in the dumpster behind the abortion clinic, eating murdered pre-born
children, just gobbling them down, stuffing her face with both hands!"
"GOOD HEAVENS!" Laura exclaims, "That's simply awful!" "I'll say it
is!" says George angrily, "She PROMISED she'd save some for me!!!"
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 22:53:40 -0700
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Ever considered writing material for Saturday Night Dead?
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 06:08:19 GMT
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In article <41F9C897.4B9AD977@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> Even though I wrote this one myself I think it is real cute. Hope you
> enjoy it! : )
> > Laura Bush is in the White House kitchen making an apple pie when George
> W. comes stomping in and boy is he mad. "What's the matter, dear?" the
> First Lady asks,"You seem rather upset." George replies, "Oh, it looks
> like I am going to have to fire Condy Rice." Laura smiles and says,
> "It's always something with you two, another of your little spats I
> suppose." "Doggone it, this is serious!" says George angrily, "I caught
> her in the dumpster behind the abortion clinic, eating murdered pre-born
> children, just gobbling them down, stuffing her face with both hands!"
> "GOOD HEAVENS!" Laura exclaims, "That's simply awful!" "I'll say it
> is!" says George angrily, "She PROMISED she'd save some for me!!!"
You deserve to be forced to watch "White Girls" over and over until
your eyes roll back in your head and fluids ooze out of you.
Fetus-eating, that's so 1988.
--
HellPope Huey
Yar dig buggerty
Not only are you anal,
but you are anal about things most people
have never even heard of.
- Nigel
"I have too many good anuses ahead of me
to spend my life in a cigar factory!"
- "King of the Hill"
Correspondent:: "hotkey" Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 22:04:03 +1100
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i killfired nenlso
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 17:57:11 GMT
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In article <41fa2083_1@news.iprimus.com.au>,
"hotkey" wrote:
> i killfired nenlso
Then you will miss all the good parts. Like the spleen.
--
HellPope Huey
Yar dig buggerty and then some
Not only are you anal,
but you are anal about things most people
have never even heard of.
- Nigel
"I have too many good anuses ahead of me
to spend my life in a cigar factory!"
- "King of the Hill"
Correspondent:: polar bear Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 12:34:43 -0800
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In article <41F9C897.4B9AD977@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> Even though I wrote this one myself I think it is real cute. Hope you
> enjoy it! : )
>
> Laura Bush is in the White House kitchen making an apple pie when George
> W. comes stomping in and boy is he mad. "What's the matter, dear?" the
> First Lady asks,"You seem rather upset." George replies, "Oh, it looks
> like I am going to have to fire Condy Rice." Laura smiles and says,
> "It's always something with you two, another of your little spats I
> suppose." "Doggone it, this is serious!" says George angrily, "I caught
> her in the dumpster behind the abortion clinic, eating murdered pre-born
> children, just gobbling them down, stuffing her face with both hands!"
> "GOOD HEAVENS!" Laura exclaims, "That's simply awful!" "I'll say it
> is!" says George angrily, "She PROMISED she'd save some for me!!!"
Southpark did it.
pb
Correspondent:: Me Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 01:29:09 -0500
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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 21:07:35 -0800, nenslo wrote:
>
>Even though I wrote this one myself I think it is real cute. Hope you
>enjoy it! : )
Whatever you do, don't give up your day job...
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 21:11:17 -0800
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Me wrote:
>
> Whatever you do, don't give up your day job...
I'm RETIRED, so the JOKE'S ON YOU!!!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 06:20:00 GMT
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In article <41FC6C75.BCA6E146@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> Me wrote:
> >
> > Whatever you do, don't give up your day job...
>
> I'm RETIRED, so the JOKE'S ON YOU!!!
Just as well. If you were managing a Dunkin' Donuts, you would have
been found dead, face-down in the fryer long ago.