Joe Cosby is ...
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 19:22:25 -0800
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"Joe Cosby" is a sock puppet for the "Jason" that nobody has ever
heard of
Joe Cosby is the messiah
Joe Cosby is ICEKNIFE
Joe Cosby is actually supermodel Christie Turlington
Joe Cosby IS gibberish
Joe Cosby is actually a cheesy TV ripoff of such fine blaxploitation
films such as "Black Mama, White Mama" and "Coffy"
Joe Cosby is a flake
joe cosby is actually JASON CHRISTIE
joe Cosby is probably Jason Christie
'Joe Cosby' is attempting to perpetuate an ill-framed debate that was
originally launched in COLA as a troll
Joe Cosby is to play the covert troll
JOE COSBY IS A SHINY PINK ASSHOLE!!!
Joe Cosby is a dragger too
Joe Cosby is 119 of them
Joe Cosby is completely right, but I'm sure he wasn't thinking of your
budget
Joe Cosby is his prophet
joe cosby is too old for you... but not as old as those delegates in
the restroom at the RNC, eh John?
Joe Cosby is PSYCHIC!!!
Joe Cosby is gonna come over and beat the tar outta you, ya pulsing
little sphincter
Joe Cosby is a fucking joke
Joe Cosby is having trouble with his isp, you are having final exams,
and that means that alt.magick is about to be "overrun with newbies
and Santeria"???
"Joe Cosby" is well on the way to being tossed into my mental refuse
can
JOE COSBY is even concocting CONSPIRACY THEORIES which revolve around
me
Joe Cosby is Brick Top Polford
Joe Cosby is the fictional sock
Joe Cosby is retarded and scary
Joe Cosby is not very familiar with that language
Joe Cosby is in another dimension
Joe Cosby is undeniably level headed, for instance
Joe Cosby is as mindless as I was in college
Joe Cosby is the Tooth Fairy!
Joe Cosby Is there a datatype which supports 24-bit ILBM's?
Joe Cosby is your friend
"Joe Cosby" is also an individual (and also a poster too!!!!)
Joe Cosby is really stinking up my dumpster
Joe Cosby, is the one if anyone can, that I am aware of, who could
potentially do weird things
Joe Cosby is always leading people to slaughter, the war crazed zealot
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
You mystics are a sorry lot, always whimping about so-and-so's "ego"
getting in the way of their "detachment." Take it to alt.zen.ego-death,
for the love of pete! This is alt.MAGICK.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 22:27:56 -0700
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But really, who IS "Joe Cosby?"
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 05:33:05 GMT
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In article <353l25F4hrgd6U1@individual.net>,
"angelicusrex" wrote:
> But really, who IS "Joe Cosby?"
The original model for the black lawn jockey.
--
HellPope Huey
Man oh man, am *I* ever goin' to Hell in a Yugo...
... and I've put a brick on the accelerator pedal
so I can moon people while I steer with one hand.
"We're turning into a society
that is accepting the force-feed.
I don't quite understand why
we're going for the things we're going for.
There's no process of elimination anymore in music.
They have these grooming schools
and they're turning out these clones
and the music is sounding so refined
that its not even interesting."
-Merle Haggard
"Did you know embargo backwards is 'O grab me?'"
- "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 21:48:19 -0800
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 05:33:05 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
>In article <353l25F4hrgd6U1@individual.net>,
> "angelicusrex" wrote:
>
>> But really, who IS "Joe Cosby?"
>
> The original model for the black lawn jockey.
i be lookin pretty good in them spats.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
With great power may come great responsibility, but until it arrives, any
normal human being would be going, "Yaay! Great Power! Wheeee!"
- Sebastian
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 23:20:50 -0700
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Joe Cosby: "Y'all knows I done gone to the doctor today..."
Joe's Wife: "Mmmhmmm. Dat's real good, Joe, but you done been gone a long
time. And how come you is wearin' dat tuxedo?"
Joe Cosby: "Because aftah what the doctor tole me, I had get dis heah tux!"
Joe's Wife: "Well what on God's earth did the doctor tell you?"
Joe Cosby: "Well, he done tole me I was impotent. So I went to the tuxedo
store right aftah, cause I figures, if you gonna be impotent, you gots to
dress impotent!"
The Little White Lawn Jockey
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 22:04:01 -0800
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 05:33:05 GMT, HellPope Huey
wrote:
>In article <353l25F4hrgd6U1@individual.net>,
> "angelicusrex" wrote:
>
>> But really, who IS "Joe Cosby?"
>
> The original model for the black lawn jockey.
HellPope Huey, is it raining or is that just my tinnitus?
HellPope Huey is being proven right
HELLPOPE HUEY IS NOT A LIBERAL, HE IS JUST AN ASSHOLE
HellPope Huey is the Strongest Character ever
HellPope Huey is widely hailed as the true inventor of the fuel cell
HellPope Huey, is this YOUR horsefly?
(Hellpope) Huey is great than or equal to Hoobert
"HellPope Huey" is temporarily closed
HellPope Huey is, but I've never seen Tilton in person
HellPope Huey is the Bach of our Church
Hellpope Huey is the only one here that I haven't killfiled
Hellpope Huey is one of the Inner Hidden Masters
HellPope Huey is "Outer Limits"
HellPope Huey is everybody
Hellpope Huey is to keyboards what Hal Robins is to cartooning
Hellpope Huey is a goddess-damn national treasure
hellpope Huey! Is there a lobotomy in the house?
"HellPope Huey" is merely an old radio name
Hellpope Huey is FUNNY
yours aren't as interesting as mine. NYAHHH
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Let 'em learn the facts of life from context!
- The Rev. Ivan Stang
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 06:33:54 GMT
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In article <2e9pu01q9k8tb4ji6l6sskj2dkdcnf45s5@4ax.com>,
Zapanaz wrote:
> HellPope Huey, is it raining or is that just my tinnitus?
Neither, its the geiger counter.
> HellPope Huey is being proven right
This is a double-edged sword when its true.
> HELLPOPE HUEY IS NOT A LIBERAL, HE IS JUST AN ASSHOLE
Not when I'm hopped up on pills, then I'm sweeter'n Fwuffy.
> HellPope Huey is the Strongest Character ever
Only when I am not having a lapse of character.
> HellPope Huey is widely hailed as the true inventor of the fuel cell
Pure bullshit. If true, we'd be in a far different interaction matrix.
> HellPope Huey, is this YOUR horsefly?
If it has a saddle on it, then yes. Please give him a sugar cube and
send him home.
> (Hellpope) Huey is great than or equal to Hoobert
but not to Hubert Humphrey, a true statesman.
> "HellPope Huey" is temporarily closed
But I will be open again as soon as I have coffee in the morning. Stop
by, won't you?
> HellPope Huey is, but I've never seen Tilton in person
You've never seen me in person either, so big whoop. A pal showed me a
big old RealPlayer file someone made of Tilton, wherein every move he
made and every space in between his words featured precise fart sounds.
A true work of evil genius.
> HellPope Huey is the Bach of our Church
Whereas Chas Smith is the Tom Petty.
> Hellpope Huey is the only one here that I haven't killfiled
That speaks strangely for both of us.
> Hellpope Huey is one of the Inner Hidden Masters
Of what? DO share, maybe I can focus on it better.
> HellPope Huey is "Outer Limits"
I think I am more "Shorties Watchin' Shorties," but thanks anyway.
> HellPope Huey is everybody
Now that's just plain ugly. I don't care to be associated with the
redneck peckerwoods.
> Hellpope Huey is to keyboards what Hal Robins is to cartooning
That's perhaps too hefty an accolade, considering how sauve, productive
& nod-worthy Hal really is, but as soon as I get this darned AIFF-to-MP3
thing licked -and I'm pretty close- stay tooned to a.b.s. and I'll try
to justify your faith. Music and rants to come. Recorded two today, one
oddly ABOUT YOU. Oh, the jocularity.....:P
> Hellpope Huey is a goddess-damn national treasure
Also a fallacy, although I am so wunnerful, I should be, but if you get
pissy and jump my shit, I'll sit on your lap REAL HARD.
> hellpope Huey! Is there a lobotomy in the house?
We're on alt.slack, you tell me.
> "HellPope Huey" is merely an old radio name
Well, a guy who saw me on here a coupla years ago paid me $400 for
dupes of the air checks I had left, so I have Texas-era fans of which I
had no image until it came up on its own. That's over 20 years back, so
its moldy-oldie stuff, but also gratifying.
> Hellpope Huey is FUNNY
Any of the mentally-ill who aren't running at you with a knife or
curled in a fetal position often are, at least to some extent.
> yours aren't as interesting as mine. NYAHHH
But my tits are far more fetching.
--
HellPope Huey
Man oh man, am *I* ever goin' to Hell in a Yugo...
... and I've put a brick on the accelerator pedal
so I can moon people while I steer with one hand.
"We're turning into a society
that is accepting the force-feed.
I don't quite understand why
we're going for the things we're going for.
There's no process of elimination anymore in music.
They have these grooming schools
and they're turning out these clones
and the music is sounding so refined
that its not even interesting."
-Merle Haggard
"Did you know embargo backwards is 'O grab me?'"
- "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Jan 2005 21:39:11 GMT
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>HellPope Huey, is it raining or is that just my tinnitus?
>HellPope Huey is being proven right
>HELLPOPE HUEY IS NOT A LIBERAL, HE IS JUST AN ASSHOLE
>HellPope Huey is the Strongest Character ever
>HellPope Huey is widely hailed as the true inventor of the fuel cell
>HellPope Huey, is this YOUR horsefly?
>(Hellpope) Huey is great than or equal to Hoobert
>"HellPope Huey" is temporarily closed
>HellPope Huey is, but I've never seen Tilton in person
>HellPope Huey is the Bach of our Church
>Hellpope Huey is the only one here that I haven't killfiled
>Hellpope Huey is one of the Inner Hidden Masters
>HellPope Huey is "Outer Limits"
>HellPope Huey is everybody
>Hellpope Huey is to keyboards what Hal Robins is to cartooning
>Hellpope Huey is a goddess-damn national treasure
>hellpope Huey! Is there a lobotomy in the house?
>"HellPope Huey" is merely an old radio name
>Hellpope Huey is FUNNY
>
>
>
>yours aren't as interesting as mine. NYAHHH
>
>
I Agree with all these Posts
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one kneeeeeeew
He was a mongoloid!
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 23:33:20 -0800
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> In article <353l25F4hrgd6U1@individual.net>,
> "angelicusrex" wrote:
>
> > But really, who IS "Joe Cosby?"
They guy whose picture you find in the dictionary when you look up the
word "I HATE YOU."
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2005 16:57:10 GMT
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In article <41EE0D3F.5336B421@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> > In article <353l25F4hrgd6U1@individual.net>,
> > "angelicusrex" wrote:
> >
> > > But really, who IS "Joe Cosby?"
>
> They guy whose picture you find in the dictionary when you look up the
> word "I HATE YOU."
Oh, I almost never do that. The last time I opened a dictionary was
when I was all doped up on back pills and had to refresh my recall of
whether or not ennui had 1 or 2 "n"'s. I am a cornucopia of verbiage and
have mostly used the dictionary to throw at cats. I need a new one, this
one's getting a bit tattered.
--
HellPope Huey
On Star Trek, you can get lost,
but someone always comes to GET you.
"If we can stand up
while all else falls down
we'll last through the winter
we'll last through the storms"
- Peter Gabriel, "Ovo"
"There's a lot of kids and a lot of junkies
out there right now who are countin' on me."
- "Death To Smoochy"
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Jan 2005 21:37:55 GMT
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>But really, who IS "Joe Cosby?"
>
>Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>
Why that is the new name given by the Gays for the mix of lubricant and feces
that come out after a long bout of anal sex.
Wait, they are calling that a "Santorium!'
"Joe" is Bill Cosby's evil twin.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one kneeeeeeew
He was a mongoloid!
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 18 Jan 2005 08:08:35 -0800
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In the immortal words of the character Travis Bickle in "Taxi Driver":
" I am not one to devote myself to morbid self-attention....."
Zapanaz wrote:
> "Joe Cosby" is a sock puppet for the "Jason" that nobody has ever
> heard of
> Joe Cosby is the messiah
> Joe Cosby is ICEKNIFE
> Joe Cosby is actually supermodel Christie Turlington
> Joe Cosby IS gibberish
> Joe Cosby is actually a cheesy TV ripoff of such fine blaxploitation
> films such as "Black Mama, White Mama" and "Coffy"
> Joe Cosby is a flake
> joe cosby is actually JASON CHRISTIE
> joe Cosby is probably Jason Christie
> 'Joe Cosby' is attempting to perpetuate an ill-framed debate that was
> originally launched in COLA as a troll
> Joe Cosby is to play the covert troll
> JOE COSBY IS A SHINY PINK ASSHOLE!!!
> Joe Cosby is a dragger too
> Joe Cosby is 119 of them
> Joe Cosby is completely right, but I'm sure he wasn't thinking of
your
> budget
> Joe Cosby is his prophet
> joe cosby is too old for you... but not as old as those delegates in
> the restroom at the RNC, eh John?
> Joe Cosby is PSYCHIC!!!
> Joe Cosby is gonna come over and beat the tar outta you, ya pulsing
> little sphincter
> Joe Cosby is a fucking joke
> Joe Cosby is having trouble with his isp, you are having final exams,
> and that means that alt.magick is about to be "overrun with newbies
> and Santeria"???
> "Joe Cosby" is well on the way to being tossed into my mental refuse
> can
> JOE COSBY is even concocting CONSPIRACY THEORIES which revolve around
> me
> Joe Cosby is Brick Top Polford
> Joe Cosby is the fictional sock
> Joe Cosby is retarded and scary
> Joe Cosby is not very familiar with that language
> Joe Cosby is in another dimension
> Joe Cosby is undeniably level headed, for instance
> Joe Cosby is as mindless as I was in college
> Joe Cosby is the Tooth Fairy!
> Joe Cosby Is there a datatype which supports 24-bit ILBM's?
> Joe Cosby is your friend
> "Joe Cosby" is also an individual (and also a poster too!!!!)
> Joe Cosby is really stinking up my dumpster
> Joe Cosby, is the one if anyone can, that I am aware of, who could
> potentially do weird things
> Joe Cosby is always leading people to slaughter, the war crazed
zealot
>
>
> --
> Zapanaz
> International Satanic Conspiracy
> Customer Support Specialist
> http://joecosby.com/
> You mystics are a sorry lot, always whimping about so-and-so's "ego"
> getting in the way of their "detachment." Take it to
alt.zen.ego-death,
> for the love of pete! This is alt.MAGICK.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:19:01 GMT
--------
In article <1106064515.134054.306640@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"Doktor Dark" wrote:
> In the immortal words of the character Travis Bickle in "Taxi Driver":
> " I am not one to devote myself to morbid self-attention....."
Well, he wasn't a SubGenius. After all, its all about Me on this here
Id-Go-Round.
--
HellPope Huey
Man oh man, am *I* ever goin' to Hell in a Yugo...
... and I've put a brick on the accelerator pedal
so I can moon people while I steer with one hand.
"We're turning into a society
that is accepting the force-feed.
I don't quite understand why
we're going for the things we're going for.
There's no process of elimination anymore in music.
They have these grooming schools
and they're turning out these clones
and the music is sounding so refined
that its not even interesting."
-Merle Haggard
"Did you know embargo backwards is 'O grab me?'"
- "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 18 Jan 2005 11:52:06 -0800
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Jeez, Google Groups is even smarter than I thought! Here's how it was
presented:
Joe Cosby is ... by HellPope Huey - 9 new of 9 messages - 4
authors 9:19am
for adult use only by HellPope Huey - 4 new of 4 messages - 4
authors 9:14am
Okay, so he's for adult use only. (Or he's by Huey.)
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 21:08:58 GMT
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In article <1106077926.110794.171830@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"just john" wrote:
> Jeez, Google Groups is even smarter than I thought! Here's how it was
> presented:
>
> Joe Cosby is ... by HellPope Huey - 9 new of 9 messages - 4
> authors 9:19am
> for adult use only by HellPope Huey - 4 new of 4 messages - 4
> authors 9:14am
>
> Okay, so he's for adult use only. (Or he's by Huey.)
And I have a vestigal tail with a small hand on the end which plays the
bass pedals when I am seated at a Hammond organ. The line beween talent
and mutantcy is sometimes as thin as the misplacement of one snippet of
DNA. I have a personal findness for guanine, myself.
--
HellPope Huey
Man oh man, am *I* ever goin' to Hell in a Yugo...
... and I've put a brick on the accelerator pedal
so I can moon people while I steer with one hand.
"We're turning into a society
that is accepting the force-feed.
I don't quite understand why
we're going for the things we're going for.
There's no process of elimination anymore in music.
They have these grooming schools
and they're turning out these clones
and the music is sounding so refined
that its not even interesting."
-Merle Haggard
"Did you know embargo backwards is 'O grab me?'"
- "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 23:18:01 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article <1106077926.110794.171830@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
> "just john" wrote:
>
>> Jeez, Google Groups is even smarter than I thought! Here's how it was
>> presented:
>>
>> Joe Cosby is ... by HellPope Huey - 9 new of 9 messages - 4
>> authors 9:19am
>> for adult use only by HellPope Huey - 4 new of 4 messages - 4
>> authors 9:14am
>>
>> Okay, so he's for adult use only. (Or he's by Huey.)
>
> And I have a vestigal tail with a small hand on the end which plays the
>bass pedals when I am seated at a Hammond organ. The line beween talent
>and mutantcy is sometimes as thin as the misplacement of one snippet of
>DNA. I have a personal fondness for guanine, myself.
>
I like guano!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2005 01:50:57 GMT
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In article ,
König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >In article <1106077926.110794.171830@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
> > And I have a vestigal tail with a small hand on the end which plays the
> >bass pedals when I am seated at a Hammond organ. The line beween talent
> >and mutantcy is sometimes as thin as the misplacement of one snippet of
> >DNA. I have a personal fondness for guanine, myself.
> >
> I like guano!
It sells for big bucks as fertilizer, which it should, since collecting
it is, um, well, you know.
--
HellPope Huey
Man oh man, am *I* ever goin' to Hell in a Yugo...
... and I've put a brick on the accelerator pedal
so I can moon people while I steer with one hand.
"We're turning into a society
that is accepting the force-feed.
I don't quite understand why
we're going for the things we're going for.
There's no process of elimination anymore in music.
They have these grooming schools
and they're turning out these clones
and the music is sounding so refined
that its not even interesting."
-Merle Haggard
"Did you know embargo backwards is 'O grab me?'"
- "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"