Jokes R Funny
Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 00:29:14 -0800
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George Bush is buttfucking a dead donkey in the oval office and his wife
comes in and says "Jesus Fucking Christ George why are you buttfucking a
dead donkey in the oval office," and he says "Because Cheney isn't dead yet."
Condy Rice is taking a big stinky crap in Bush's private toilet and Bush
walks in and sees her wiping her ass with a memo he just sent her and he
says "Holy fucking shit, Condy, why are you wiping your ass with that
memo?" and she says "Well I couldn't find your fucking bible, you
goddamn jesus loving dumbass bastard."
Dick Cheney finally has a heart attack and dies and goes to heaven and
St. Peter says "Hey Cheney, FUCK YOU" and sends him straight to hell.
Tony Blair is in the oval office sucking George Bush's dick when the
First Lady comes in and gives him that LOOK, and George says, "What?
I'm not going to MARRY him!"
What's the first thing Saddam Hussein got after he was captured? FREE
HEALTH CARE.
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 06:39:01 -0800
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In article <41F8A655.7E57E447@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
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A panda bear walks into a restaurant, orders a sandwich, eats the
sandwich then pulls out a gun and fires two shots into the ceiling.
"Hey! Wha'dya do that for?" says the owner. Panda says, "because the
food here sucks."
Owner says.....
wait for it.....
I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!
pb
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 07:58:48 -0700
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nenslo wrote:
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Ted Kennedy is buttfucking a dead donkey in his senatorial office and his
ex-wife comes in and says "Jesus Fucking Christ Ted why are you buttfucking
a dead donkey in the oval office," and he says "Becaush I'm drunk ish why."
Barbara Boxer is taking a big stinky crap in John Kerry's private toilet
and Kerry walks in and sees her wiping her ass with a memo he just sent
her and he says "Holy fucking shit, Barbara, why are you wiping your ass
with that memo?" and she says "Well I couldn't find your tongue, you
commie-loving anti-American traitor."
Hillary Clinton finally has a heart attack and dies and goes to Hell.
Tom Daschell is in the oval office sucking George Bush's dick when the
First Lady comes in and gives him that LOOK, and George says, "What?
I'm not going to MARRY him!"
What's the first thing Saddam Hussein got after he was captured? THE
SHIT BEAT OUTTA HIM!"
--
Herring communicate with each other
via a high-pitched, "raspberry"-like
sound emitted from their anuses.
These noises are not produced by
digestive gases.
-- from 'The New Scientist'