KISS MY BALD, ARMOR-PLATED ASS, YOU SMUG, NARCISSISTIC, HYPOCRITICAL HAIRBAGS

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 05:11:55 GMT

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>It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on
>"human intelligence development", noting that long
> hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could
> thus rob the brain of energy.
>
> That would explain why there are so many evil
> scientists and mad geniuses with bald heads. I
> always wondererd about that. Nice to see I am
> getting smarter and smarter as I get older. If I
> lose any more hair, I can probably figure out that
> death ray thing.

I'm way ahead of everyone in this bedlamicious conglomorate but that
bloated Renfield clone Legume on that count. I've had the death ray for
8 YEARS. You should KISS MY FUCKING ASS for not having used it yet. Yes,
I'm a real tower of restraint. If I wasn't, there'd be no one left but
Princess Wei and Phineas Narco. One day REAL SOON NOW, you're all going
to wake up with a high-tech stigmata through your FOREHEADS. The most
you can hope for is that I'll do the Bush cabinet first so you can see
it on "The Daily Show" before your turn comes. WHOP "BOB" A LOO OP A
WHOP BAM DOOM, snackers of offal and I goddamned well mean it. Ever seen
a Klingon dildo? Well you're gonna.

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HellPope Huey
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