Love amongst the 'billygoons

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 03:05:32 GMT

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Two hillbillies, Hubba and Bubba, were walking through the grassy
fields of Arkansas. Suddenly, Bubba stops when he sees a sheep with its
head jammed in a barbed wire fence.

"Hoo-yah!" cries Bubba, "Now ain't she purty?" He quickly hurries
over to the sheep, drops his pants and hastily has his way with the
sheep.

When he is finished, he pulls up his pants and steps back and says
to Hubba, "Ok, it's your turn now."

Hubba pulls down his pants, walks over to the sheep, and jams his
head into the barbed wire fence.

(Hey, look! A new Sub-heading for dipshits: wireheadin' 'billygoons.)

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HellPope Huey
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