MASS. SNOW TURNS MODEMAC INTO REAL YETI

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 16:35:13 GMT

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He was always hairy, but now he looks like Cousin Itt in a snow cap. If
not for the ear flaps, he might be mistaken for a giant hairball. I
can't wait for spring, when his wife shaves him all over and the pallid
white flesh is once again exposed to that delicious long-wave radiation.
He's a slow burner in the follicle department and is only fuzzy by
X-Day, so get those cameras ready. Fox pay top dollah for dem bizarro
pics and Nessie say hi all you cute sasquatcheleers.

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but he's dyslexic and inverted the address numbers,
so the guy he wants to kill is 20 blocks away

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You won't get a heroic ride to heaven
on pretty little sounds."
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Correspondent:: "Modemac"
Date: 26 Jan 2005 10:07:26 -0800

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Correspondent:: Unclaimed Mysteries
Date: Wed, 26 Jan 2005 21:24:43 GMT

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HellPope Huey wrote in part:

> He was always hairy, but now he looks like Cousin Itt in a snow cap.

He'd look even more like Cousin Itt if it weren't for that perky and
inexplicable 360-degree Mary Tyler Moore flip thing going on.

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