Mandatory Training Material

Correspondent:: Eddie Vroom
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 02:27:01 GMT

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"If the encounter was "everything you've always fantasized about,"
chances are the memory was implanted by ETs".

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/61245#121

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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 20:37:08 -0700

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Eddie Vroom wrote:
>
> "If the encounter was "everything you've always
> fantasized about," chances are the memory was
> implanted by ETs".
>

I'm pretty sure that was actually a periodontist.
Everything I ever fantasized about and worse.
He must have injected my mouth 20 times with
anesthetic.

Which doesn't do a damn bit of good with an anal
probe that big.

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"I can imagine a LOT when it comes
to unimaginable power."
-- nu-monet


Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 07 Jan 2005 03:50:50 GMT

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<< "If the encounter was "everything you've always fantasized about,"
chances are the memory was implanted by ETs".
>>

Eurasian Tantrikas? Who gives a fuck,
it was so long ago I can't remember it anyway!









ooOOoo

It petrifies the tongue. . .
Shoots arrows through the lung. . .
Guttural rending pain . . .
. . . and next it Sclerotifies the brain
-- Copyright 2004 Ilya Shambat


Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 22:28:42 -0800

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On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 02:27:01 GMT, Eddie Vroom
wrote:

>"If the encounter was "everything you've always fantasized about,"
>chances are the memory was implanted by ETs".
>
>http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/61245#121

"3. Evasive about identity and origins -- Few gals in "the life" are
forthcoming about their full names. But a scarlet woman who refuses
even to divulge where she comes from -- vaguely describing her
birthplace as "the Midwest" or "overseas" -- could be an ET."

FRANCE. I come from ... FRANCE.

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Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 00:45:37 -0600

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On Thu, 06 Jan 2005 22:28:42 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:

>On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 02:27:01 GMT, Eddie Vroom
> wrote:
>
>>"If the encounter was "everything you've always fantasized about,"
>>chances are the memory was implanted by ETs".
>>
>>http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/61245#121
>
>"3. Evasive about identity and origins -- Few gals in "the life" are
>forthcoming about their full names. But a scarlet woman who refuses
>even to divulge where she comes from -- vaguely describing her
>birthplace as "the Midwest" or "overseas" -- could be an ET."
>
>FRANCE. I come from ... FRANCE.

COOL!
I'm an:
1. Adopted
2. Overseer
3. From the Midwest

I'M AN ALIEN!!!! OH HAPPY DAY!!!!