Monkeys pay to see -- MONKEY PORN!!!

Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 15:10:08 -0700

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(This hits pretty close to home. But it would be
cool to have "Monkey Pornographer" on your resume.)

http://tinyurl.com/4lmxm

A new study found that male monkeys will give up
their juice rewards in order to ogle pictures of
female monkey's bottoms. The way the experiment
was set up, the act is akin to paying for the
images, the researchers say.

The rhesus macaque monkeys also splurged on photos
of top-dog counterparts, the high-ranking primates.
Maybe that's like you or me buying People magazine.

The research, which will be detailed in the March
issue of Current Biology, gets more interesting...

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"YOU BELONG TO US NOW!"
"GET DOWN WITH MY SICKNESS!!"

--Kino Beman, brand name

Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 30 Jan 2005 16:00:07 -0800

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"Overhead the sky began to darken."