More On SubGenius Saint Who Peed Way Out of Avalanche
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 17:58:45 -0500
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FWD:
>You gotta see this,
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu=news.quirkies
>Truly,
>Philo
I had already seen that story about the great SubGenius SAINT RICHARD
KRAL!! Thanks for forwarding that anyway! I think it even made the CNN
website.
But we still await the Coming of the Man Who Jacked Off His Way Out of
an Avalanche
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The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: "«BONEHEAD>>"
Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005 06:15:20 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:300120051758456979%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> FWD:
> >You gotta see this,
>
> http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu=news.quirkies
>
> >Truly,
> >Philo
>
>
> I had already seen that story about the great SubGenius SAINT RICHARD
> KRAL!! Thanks for forwarding that anyway! I think it even made the CNN
> website.
>
> But we still await the Coming of the Man Who Jacked Off His Way Out of
> an Avalanche
I'm working on it... need a good avalance first though....
--
"I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious." Albert Einstein
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005 00:38:58 -0600
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On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 06:15:20 GMT, "«BONEHEAD>>"
wrote:
>
>"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
>news:300120051758456979%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
>> FWD:
>> >You gotta see this,
>>
>> http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu=news.quirkies
>>
>> >Truly,
>> >Philo
>>
>>
>> I had already seen that story about the great SubGenius SAINT RICHARD
>> KRAL!! Thanks for forwarding that anyway! I think it even made the CNN
>> website.
>>
>> But we still await the Coming of the Man Who Jacked Off His Way Out of
>> an Avalanche
>
>I'm working on it... need a good avalance first though....
and lots of great porn in the trunk!
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005 10:31:51 -0500
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In article , HdMrs. Salacia
the Overseer wrote:
> On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 06:15:20 GMT, "«BONEHEAD>>"
> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
> >news:300120051758456979%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> >> FWD:
> >> >You gotta see this,
> >>
> >> http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1261997.html?menu=news.quirkies
> >>
> >> >Truly,
> >> >Philo
> >>
> >>
> >> I had already seen that story about the great SubGenius SAINT RICHARD
> >> KRAL!! Thanks for forwarding that anyway! I think it even made the CNN
> >> website.
> >>
> >> But we still await the Coming of the Man Who Jacked Off His Way Out of
> >> an Avalanche
> >
> >I'm working on it... need a good avalance first though....
>
> and lots of great porn in the trunk!
>
Right, after I posted that I mentioned it to Wei and we got to
speculating.
"After I tried to dig my way out the normal way, unsuccessfully, I
decided to relieve some of my fear and tension by masturbating to one
of the 70,000 different pornography magazines that I was delivering. As
I ejaculated out the window into the snow, I saw that the sperm melted
the snow around it very quickly.
"I attempted to masturbate again, to melt more of the snow, but found
that my stamina had waned and that the first pornography magazine no
longer stimulated me enough. So I took another issue off the stack, I
believe it was a Big Butts, and found that with fresh faces and new
nude bodies in suggestive poses, I was able to achieve my zenith again
and thus melt away more of the pernicious snow.
"It took me four days, and I am very weak; half of the magazines I was
commisioned to deliver have now been damaged slightly, with bent-pack
spines. But I am happy to be alive and I thank God for that
pornography."
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB