More Slack for ME!

Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 09 Jan 2005 16:37:20 GMT

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Well, Friday I was called into my supervisor's offie. Seeing the Pinks and
glorps who run our Firm have run it almost to the ground, they are hard up for
money.

So they are making changes.

1) I am no longer Salaired.

2) My hourly rate is now equal to what my Salaried rate was.

3) I now work on a "As needed" basis until business picks up.

4) If I am called in and there is no work, I get 2 hours "show-up" time.

5) I still retain all my benefits as if I was full-time.

Well, this works out well, becuase in Delaware, if you hours are cut by a
certain percentage, you can collect un-employment on a pro-rated basis!

If I avoid all non-essentail Conspiracy inspired comsumption, I can make out
like a bandit!

And I will have SLACKTIME! I can get the Bathroom renovated, dit my X-Day
Tapes, and maybe, to cover my bases, look for a new Conspiracy job.

This just might work!

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"

Charles E. Montague