More xian kookiness in DC
Correspondent:: "el hoagie beano"
Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2005 22:35:11 -0500
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Undeniable proof that the Bush Administration is populated
by utter morons and the American xian equivalent of the
Islamic Talliban.
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http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2004/11/white_house_exp.html
November 21, 2004
White House Exploring 'Rapture' Contingency Plans
WASHINGTON, DC-What if the rapture, the much-anticipated
event in which God summons his faithful followers out of this
world, happened on George W. Bush's watch? Until recently this
seemingly far-fetched question was the stuff of Christian message
boards. But with the White House well known for putting faith
front and center, officials are reportedly at work on a
contingency plan spelling out how to run the country in the
event that President Bush and other top-ranking Christians
are 'raptured.'
The White House is reportedly exploring contingency
plans in the event that President Bush and other
prominent Christians are 'raptured.' But succession
plans are complicated by Vice President Dick
Cheney's poor health and the fact that Representative
Tom DeLay, like President Bush, will be summoned
to heaven along with millions of other Christians.
White House officials are said to be concerned by a
recent up-tick in the Rapture Ready Index, a self-proclaimed
prophetic speedometer of end-time activity that monitors
such seemingly disparate factors as the crime rate,
unemployment, wild weather and the "mark of the Beast,"
evidence of activity related to the antichrist. The Rapture
Ready Index recently reached 157, a high for
2005, pushed upwards by a new CUNY study showing
that the number of Pagans in the US has skyrocketed of late.
The "mark of the Beast" category was also upgraded
as a result of a nation-wide push to replace bar codes
product labels with radio tags.
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Jesus...Allah...Mohammed....Bush... (I am going to go mad)
Correspondent:: "Assco"
Date: 22 Jan 2005 21:51:42 -0800
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Or undeniable proof that some people
will believe anything they read.
Correspondent:: "Assco"
Date: 23 Jan 2005 01:26:16 -0800
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Or undeniable proof that some people
will believe anything they read.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 13:27:57 -0700
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"el hoagie beano" wrote in message
news:cd1bd$41f31b84$d1cc7bb8$26927@snip.allthenewsgroups.com...
> Undeniable proof that the Bush Administration is populated
> by utter morons and the American xian equivalent of the
> Islamic Talliban.
Bush is mad as a fucking hatter! I hope he'll fucking rapture and soon! I
wouldn't want to be anywhere near a heaven with him and Cheney in it!
The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
0;-) 0;-) 0;-) 0;-) (-;0 (-;0 (-;0 (-;0
0;-) David St. Albans (-;0
0;-) Surrounded by Angels (-;0
0;-) who wink... (-;0
0;-) 0;-) 0;-) 0;-) (-;0 (-;0 (-;0 (-;0
Correspondent:: "boxofcheese"
Date: Sun, 23 Jan 2005 22:52:05 -0500
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"el hoagie beano" wrote in message
news:cd1bd$41f31b84$d1cc7bb8$26927@snip.allthenewsgroups.com...
> Undeniable proof that the Bush Administration is populated
> by utter morons and the American xian equivalent of the
> Islamic Talliban.
Bush's xian noodniks are fools.
Jesus has come already
and he's in RUSSIA !
http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/359/12382_Jesus.html
in other news.....
German scientists claim that regular sex makes people smarter
http://english.pravda.ru/science/19/94/377/12381_sex.html
Correspondent:: goldfingerjaws@aol.compoof (DrMindBender)
Date: 25 Jan 2005 14:49:55 GMT
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>Subject: Re: More xian kookiness in DC
>From: "boxofcheese"
>Bush's xian noodniks are fools.
>Jesus has come already
>and he's in RUSSIA !
>
>http://english.pravda.ru/main/18/90/359/12382_Jesus.html
And when he grows up he is going to give Xian-Bush a run for his money in his
very own White House in RUSSIA!!
http://jordanmaxwell.com/symbols5.html
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