Movies Not to Download
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 12:43:35 -0500
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I wouldn't expect SubGenii to engage in this sort of thing -- I think
it's illegal -- but I was shocked to find that unscrupulous people can
download nearly DVD-grade copies of current and classic movies, for
free! The unfortunate distribution persons in Hollywood and New York
never see a penny. For instance, when I looked at a newsgroup called
alt.binaries.svcd I found Team America, The Life Aquatic with Steve
Sizzou, the Isle of Wight Music Festival, American Splendor, The Final
Cut, Finding Neverland, Frida, True Stories, and much more... just
lying around on the ground waiting to be picked up!
I looked at the Idle of Wight documentary just to see how it was and
was startled that it contained most impressive sequences of old timey
folk bands like the Who, The Doors, 10 Years After, etc. and in some
ways is more fun than the 1970 Woodstock movie that it closely
resembles. Apparently much of this footage was hogtied in lawsuits for
the last 30 years and is only recently being seen. At this festival
there was constant tension between the festival organizers and the bums
and burnouts who felt that property is theft and therefore they should
all be allowed to not only attend the fest for free but also be
admitted up onto the stage so that they could jam too. Kris
Kristopherson couldn't handle the noisy angry crowd and copped out like
a puss, but amazingly enough, Joni Mitchell of all people handled them
admirably and turned it around completely by telling the idiots in the
crowd that they sounded like TOURISTS at an INDIAN RESERVATION! Odd but
quite touching moment in Old Timey Rock and Roll history. First time I
ever wanted to fuck Joni Mitchell. I always thought she was corny until
I saw this footage of her dealing with an out of control Bad Audience.
Actually she was SO corny it WORKED.
The movie has a lot of organizer, backstage and set-up footage that is
like candy to me because the same shit happens even at little teeny
festivals like X-Day at Brushwood. Speaking of which I just got off the
phone with Brushwood. 8X-Day 2005 at Brushwood will run from June 30 to
July 5 at 7 a.m.
July 5 is a Tuesday. IF YOU ARE BACK AT WORK FOR THE MAN AT 7 A.M. ON
JULY 5... well... think about it. Sure, They give you July 4 off work
for the partriotic holiday. Well, this is your chance to be
PatrioPsychotic to "BOB" and demand your RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY of JULY 5
... your PAID religious holiday!
DON'T WUSS OUT!!
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Correspondent:: "Rev Chain Smerker"
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 22:35:13 GMT
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
news:070120051243351511%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
> July 5 is a Tuesday. IF YOU ARE BACK AT WORK FOR THE MAN AT 7 A.M. ON
> JULY 5... well... think about it. Sure, They give you July 4 off work
> for the partriotic holiday. Well, this is your chance to be
> PatrioPsychotic to "BOB" and demand your RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY of JULY 5
> ... your PAID religious holiday!
>
> DON'T WUSS OUT!!
Question,as an Australian Subgeni i am about 17 pink hours ahead of the USA,
so should I take July 6 off? and another thing who the hell wakes up at 7am?
wtf
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 17:22:56 -0500
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In article , Rev
Chain Smerker wrote:
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
> news:070120051243351511%stang@subgeniusNOSPUM.com...
>
> > July 5 is a Tuesday. IF YOU ARE BACK AT WORK FOR THE MAN AT 7 A.M. ON
> > JULY 5... well... think about it. Sure, They give you July 4 off work
> > for the partriotic holiday. Well, this is your chance to be
> > PatrioPsychotic to "BOB" and demand your RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY of JULY 5
> > ... your PAID religious holiday!
> >
> > DON'T WUSS OUT!!
>
> Question,as an Australian Subgeni i am about 17 pink hours ahead of the USA,
> so should I take July 6 off?
Moot point -- you'll be Rupstured at 7 am July 5 YOUR time. We'll start
hearing about it on the news while it's still July 4 in the U.S.
The SubGenii in Tonga will be the first ones Rupstured and the ones in
California, USA will be among the last. The saucers will line up
vertically north to south at the International Dateline in the middle
of the Pacific, and start beaming up while remaining stationary and
letting the earth turn underneath them. Like a giant, selective vacuum
cleaner sucking only the FINEST dust off a rotating display case while
a giant lazily stands in one place just sweeping the vacuum cleaner
nozzle up and down.
>and another thing who the hell wakes up at 7am?
Only the lonely
> wtf
>
>
That's right!
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Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 17:30:23 -0700
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
>I wouldn't expect SubGenii to engage in this sort of thing -- I think
> it's illegal --
Perish the thought! But what was the name of that website which does these
heinous dealings again?
> but I was shocked to find that unscrupulous people can
> download nearly DVD-grade copies of current and classic movies, for
> free! The unfortunate distribution persons in Hollywood and New York
> never see a penny.
Poor bastards! That money could easily be spent to fill up their Mercedes
Benz for a trip to the local prosititution establishment!
> For instance, when I looked at a newsgroup called
> alt.binaries.svcd
Damn them. What I think I will do is go their and download all their
ill-gotten wares and turn them over to the FBI in a few years...
>I found Team America, The Life Aquatic with Steve
> Sizzou, the Isle of Wight Music Festival, American Splendor, The Final
> Cut, Finding Neverland, Frida, True Stories, and much more... just
> lying around on the ground waiting to be picked up!
>
> I looked at the Idle of Wight documentary just to see how it was
Of course, just to see how it was...
> and
> was startled that it contained most impressive sequences of old timey
> folk bands like the Who, The Doors, 10 Years After, etc. and in some
> ways is more fun than the 1970 Woodstock movie that it closely
> resembles. Apparently much of this footage was hogtied in lawsuits for
> the last 30 years and is only recently being seen.
Of course only today with our new Legal Technologies can we finally bring
out crisp new copies of thirty year old concert footage to sell to the
kiddies for fifteen to twenty more times than it cost to actually attend the
festival!
> At this festival
> there was constant tension between the festival organizers and the bums
> and burnouts
Did you ever notice how much these old hippies resemble a certain Rev.
Stang? Long hair, disheveled clothing, staring, wide eyed at a world gone
mad...
> who felt that property is theft and therefore they should
> all be allowed to not only attend the fest for free but also be
> admitted up onto the stage so that they could jam too.
By God! Those were the DAYS! And property is theft. Eat the rich. Up against
the wall motherfucker! Peace Now! Love is all you need. Steal this Book!
>Kris
> Kristopherson couldn't handle the noisy angry crowd and copped out like
> a puss, but amazingly enough, Joni Mitchell of all people handled them
> admirably and turned it around completely by telling the idiots in the
> crowd that they sounded like TOURISTS at an INDIAN RESERVATION! Odd but
> quite touching moment in Old Timey Rock and Roll history. First time I
> ever wanted to fuck Joni Mitchell.
Jesus man, where you been for thirty years? I wanted to fuck Joni in 1970!
But I got the next best thing, a beautiful young blonde who could play and
sincg Joni's act like she was Joni herself...plus she was my age!
> I always thought she was corny until
> I saw this footage of her dealing with an out of control Bad Audience.
> Actually she was SO corny it WORKED.
It worked because they were all so fucking high they couldn't believe some
folk singer had just somehow insulted them with words they couldn't
understand. Ah the naivete' of those youthful pot-heads and acid freaks...
No one should go to work for the man. They just pave paradise and put up a
parking lot!
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 00:47:43 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote:
>
>
>"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
>
>>I wouldn't expect SubGenii to engage in this sort of thing -- I think
>> it's illegal --
>
>Perish the thought! But what was the name of that website which does these
>heinous dealings again?
>
>> but I was shocked to find that unscrupulous people can
>> download nearly DVD-grade copies of current and classic movies, for
>> free! The unfortunate distribution persons in Hollywood and New York
>> never see a penny.
>
>Poor bastards! That money could easily be spent to fill up their Mercedes
>Benz for a trip to the local prosititution establishment!
>
Like your Mom's house?
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 19:34:15 -0700
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>>Poor bastards! That money could easily be spent to fill up their Mercedes
>>Benz for a trip to the local prosititution establishment!
>>
> Like your Mom's house?
Do you know my mom? I guess you should, since your mom and mine are in the
"business" together...wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
Oh, by the way I saw your mom's layout in "Mature Foxes Get Gooey Facials"
She still has it goin' on! Even with both feet in the grave...as it were.
Thanks for tuning in!
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 07:05:55 GMT
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"angelicusrex" wrote:
>
>
>
>
>>>Poor bastards! That money could easily be spent to fill up their Mercedes
>>>Benz for a trip to the local prosititution establishment!
>>>
>> Like your Mom's house?
>
>Do you know my mom? I guess you should, since your mom and mine are in the
>"business" together...wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
>
She goes, eh?
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 00:20:01 -0700
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> She goes, eh?
Yeah, you know? Goes? She's a goer! She likes...photography...you know,
photos? click, click, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say...no...moah!
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 17:22:57 -0500
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In article <348nslF466kc2U1@individual.net>, angelicusrex
wrote:
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
>
> > and
> > was startled that it contained most impressive sequences of old timey
> > folk bands like the Who, The Doors, 10 Years After, etc. and in some
> > ways is more fun than the 1970 Woodstock movie that it closely
> > resembles. Apparently much of this footage was hogtied in lawsuits for
> > the last 30 years and is only recently being seen.
Actually it seems this came out in 1995 but I was too wrapped up in
something to notice. I think I had just figured out what the Internet
was maybe good for.
I watched the end of the movie last night. It is a VERY good
documentary. It is only partially about the music. What it's really
about is the collapse of the hippie possibility, smushed and devoured
in a hideous cannibalistic sandwich between what we would now call the
music industry parasites and the "rainbow people" parasites.
>
> > At this festival
> > there was constant tension between the festival organizers and the bums
> > and burnouts
>
> Did you ever notice how much these old hippies resemble a certain Rev.
> Stang? Long hair, disheveled clothing, staring, wide eyed at a world gone
> mad...
No... there WERE practically no old BALDING hippies then. Lots of those
young people then had hair as long as mine is now, but none had hair as
THIN as mine is now. The old ones had thin hair but it wasn't very
long.
I'm just saving up for the comb-over, for when I need it.
>
> >Kris
> > Kristopherson couldn't handle the noisy angry crowd and copped out like
> > a puss, but amazingly enough, Joni Mitchell of all people handled them
> > admirably and turned it around completely by telling the idiots in the
> > crowd that they sounded like TOURISTS at an INDIAN RESERVATION! Odd but
> > quite touching moment in Old Timey Rock and Roll history. First time I
> > ever wanted to fuck Joni Mitchell.
>
> Jesus man, where you been for thirty years?
alt.binaries.nospam.plumpers
Seriously I always thought Joni Mitchell was scary looking. I'm not
saying I WOULDN'T fuck Joni Mitchell -- maybe not EVEN NOW! But I was
prejudiced against wimpy folk singers in them days. By 1972 I was
prejudiced against everything nice. I like to think I was a "punk"
ahead of my time, stuck in a generation full of vapid '70s drug
brothers who had already traded the Revolution for empty pursuit of
False Slack. When the Punks finally appeared I tried to warn them that
their whole scene would soon be nothing but a Miller Beer commercial.
That will be true of EVERY scene until "Bob" comes and his jism washes
away all the unclean scenes with a New White-Washed Scene all his own.
>I wanted to fuck Joni in 1970!
> But I got the next best thing, a beautiful young blonde who could play and
> sincg Joni's act like she was Joni herself...plus she was my age!
Ironically enough I am married to a blonde folk singer, but really she
is a more Tenacious D than Joni Mitchell. With heavy Carl Stallings
influence.
>
> > I always thought she was corny until
> > I saw this footage of her dealing with an out of control Bad Audience.
> > Actually she was SO corny it WORKED.
>
> It worked because they were all so fucking high they couldn't believe some
> folk singer had just somehow insulted them with words they couldn't
> understand. Ah the naivete' of those youthful pot-heads and acid freaks...
>
> No one should go to work for the man. They just pave paradise and put up a
> parking lot!
LAURA NIRO! THAT's the name. Isn't that who wrote that song? All the
pretty girl folk singers did it, but I believe that it was Laura Niro
who actually wrote it.
Or am I wrong.
>
> Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>
>
You ARE the real Archimandrite Pulevitcz!
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Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 18:57:56 -0700
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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
> Actually it seems this came out in 1995 but I was too wrapped up in
> something to notice. I think I had just figured out what the Internet
> was maybe good for.
Well like they say, if you can remember the 60's, you weren't really there.
The 60's, according to Dwayne Ingalls Glasscock, actually ended in 1973.
> I watched the end of the movie last night. It is a VERY good
> documentary. It is only partially about the music. What it's really
> about is the collapse of the hippie possibility, smushed and devoured
> in a hideous cannibalistic sandwich between what we would now call the
> music industry parasites and the "rainbow people" parasites.
I watched the collapse among the Yippies in '73 at Spokane...The last of the
Rainbow People arguing with the Yippies about how communes sucked the high
hard one...we were all nekkid and young and hairy and eating vegan...at
least as far as I can recall. I had to sell blood to get some hamburger!
Then after I ate it, it laid in my stomach like a lump for a day! People
going to the World's fair were out taking pictures of all us nude hippies.
Them was the daze!
>> Did you ever notice how much these old hippies resemble a certain Rev.
>> Stang? Long hair, disheveled clothing, staring, wide eyed at a world gone
>> mad...
>
> No... there WERE practically no old BALDING hippies then. Lots of those
> young people then had hair as long as mine is now, but none had hair as
> THIN as mine is now. The old ones had thin hair but it wasn't very
> long.
Oh, believe me, by '73 there were a few frazzled old balding long hairs. But
shit, who wants to have hair forever? Actually our lack of hair signifies an
over abundance of testosterone. So watch out, gals!
> I'm just saving up for the comb-over, for when I need it.
Oh no. Not "The Donald" comb over!? Say it ain't so!
> alt.binaries.nospam.plumpers
Dayum! I loves them plumpers!
> Seriously I always thought Joni Mitchell was scary looking. I'm not
> saying I WOULDN'T fuck Joni Mitchell -- maybe not EVEN NOW! But I was
> prejudiced against wimpy folk singers in them days. By 1972 I was
> prejudiced against everything nice. I like to think I was a "punk"
> ahead of my time, stuck in a generation full of vapid '70s drug
> brothers who had already traded the Revolution for empty pursuit of
> False Slack. When the Punks finally appeared I tried to warn them that
> their whole scene would soon be nothing but a Miller Beer commercial.
> That will be true of EVERY scene until "Bob" comes and his jism washes
> away all the unclean scenes with a New White-Washed Scene all his own.
I'm still waiting...
> Ironically enough I am married to a blonde folk singer, but really she
> is a more Tenacious D than Joni Mitchell. With heavy Carl Stallings
> influence.
Love the "D!" And Carl too. Can I meet your wife? Is she on alt.plumpers? I
found some very beautiful BBW's on the Slack Site. I hope they don;t mind if
they have become objects and eye-candy to an old man.
> LAURA NIRO! THAT's the name. Isn't that who wrote that song? All the
> pretty girl folk singers did it, but I believe that it was Laura Niro
> who actually wrote it.
I think Joni wrote Big Yellow Taxi and Laura covered it later. I'll dig up
the info on my Joni Mitchell Greatest Hits album...
> You ARE the real Archimandrite Pudlevitcz!
That's my name! Don't wear it out! hehe! Yeah I'm the real one all right. I
swear I am! No really!
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 09 Jan 2005 16:18:42 GMT
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>No... there WERE practically no old BALDING hippies then. Lots of those
>young people then had hair as long as mine is now, but none had hair as
>THIN as mine is now. The old ones had thin hair but it wasn't very
>long.
>
>I'm just saving up for the comb-over, for when I need it.
>
I am trying get the hair on my back "trained" to be a comb over. If that does
not wrk, I'll just have to use the hair growing out of my ears.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 18:29:02 -0800
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On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 12:43:35 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>I looked at the Idle of Wight documentary just to see how it was and
>was startled that it contained most impressive sequences of old timey
>folk bands like the Who, The Doors, 10 Years After, etc. and in some
>ways is more fun than the 1970 Woodstock movie that it closely
>resembles.
That has some unbelievably good 60's music footage in it. The worst
thing to me is they trimmed down some of the best of it, I wish they
would do a long version with the performances complete. The Miles
Davis number especially.
>Apparently much of this footage was hogtied in lawsuits for
>the last 30 years and is only recently being seen. At this festival
>there was constant tension between the festival organizers and the bums
>and burnouts who felt that property is theft and therefore they should
>all be allowed to not only attend the fest for free but also be
>admitted up onto the stage so that they could jam too. Kris
>Kristopherson couldn't handle the noisy angry crowd and copped out like
>a puss, but amazingly enough, Joni Mitchell of all people handled them
>admirably and turned it around completely by telling the idiots in the
>crowd that they sounded like TOURISTS at an INDIAN RESERVATION! Odd but
>quite touching moment in Old Timey Rock and Roll history. First time I
>ever wanted to fuck Joni Mitchell. I always thought she was corny until
>I saw this footage of her dealing with an out of control Bad Audience.
>Actually she was SO corny it WORKED.
My all-time favorite is Grace Slick trying to control the Hell's
Angels in "Gimme Shelter". It is so utterly lame it's almost good.
Fingernails on a chalkboard. If you ever wondered why the hippy thing
didn't take over the world, watch Gimme Shelter.
--
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International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
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device.
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 17:22:58 -0500
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In article , Zapanaz wrote:
> On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 12:43:35 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
>
> >I looked at the Idle of Wight documentary just to see how it was and
> >was startled that it contained most impressive sequences of old timey
> >folk bands like the Who, The Doors, 10 Years After, etc. and in some
> >ways is more fun than the 1970 Woodstock movie that it closely
> >resembles.
>
> That has some unbelievably good 60's music footage in it. The worst
> thing to me is they trimmed down some of the best of it, I wish they
> would do a long version with the performances complete. The Miles
> Davis number especially.
I was wondering whether they had the budget to shoot everything or if
they saved $ by just shooting band closing numbers. I know they did
shoot all of Hendrix because his performance there has been out as a
separate concert film for a long time. (Same with the Woodstock Hendrix
concert, which was edited into a whole separate film.)
>
> >Apparently much of this footage was hogtied in lawsuits for
> >the last 30 years and is only recently being seen.
I was wrong about this, the end credits say 1995 and a lot of BBC
credits.
>At this festival
> >there was constant tension between the festival organizers and the bums
> >and burnouts who felt that property is theft and therefore they should
> >all be allowed to not only attend the fest for free but also be
> >admitted up onto the stage so that they could jam too. Kris
> >Kristopherson couldn't handle the noisy angry crowd and copped out like
> >a puss, but amazingly enough, Joni Mitchell of all people handled them
> >admirably and turned it around completely by telling the idiots in the
> >crowd that they sounded like TOURISTS at an INDIAN RESERVATION! Odd but
> >quite touching moment in Old Timey Rock and Roll history. First time I
> >ever wanted to fuck Joni Mitchell. I always thought she was corny until
> >I saw this footage of her dealing with an out of control Bad Audience.
> >Actually she was SO corny it WORKED.
>
> My all-time favorite is Grace Slick trying to control the Hell's
> Angels in "Gimme Shelter". It is so utterly lame it's almost good.
> Fingernails on a chalkboard. If you ever wondered why the hippy thing
> didn't take over the world, watch Gimme Shelter.
Yeah, all Isle of Wight lacked to be a perfect copy of the American
rock festivals was the Stones and "Gimme Shelter" and a knifing.
At one point in the film though there is a VERY touching moment when
the organizers have faced the fact that they've lost their asses and
will be in debt forever, and let all the nonpaying in, and somebody
plays "Amazing Grace" on a guitar while the WHOLE FUCKING CROWD of
600,000 apparently HOLDS HANDS and does PEACE SIGNS and sways
peacefully for awhile!
It's quite the tearjerker, especially since it follows a lot of bad
vibes and a constant feel of impending violence.
Hey, did I ever tell of the time I was assistant camera on a music
festival film that was never finished because everything about it
sucked so bad? It was a Willie Nelson 4th of July Picnic in the late
70s, at some horrid ranch in Texas. At least 80,000 people I bet. I
almost got my ass kicked for saving a luded-out girl from drowning, at
that one. It was a heavily whiskey and methaquaalone-influenced
festival I'm afraid. I did have a memorable moment while onstage
helping to shoot Gatemouth Brown. I was sitting on a bench with the
changing bag on my lap, changing film in an Eclair magazine... and a
STRING OF LIT FIRECRACKERS LANDED RIGHT ATOP THE FUCKING CHANGING BAG
ON MY LAP!! You can't just YANK your hands out of a film changing bag,
you'll spoil all the film you just shot. I had to "buck" the god damn
things off me before they started going off so as not to risk my
eyesight.
Then there was the Alice Cooper concert where their wind machine blew a
pillow feather into my ear with such force that I didn't even know it
had happened or that there was a goosefeather curled up inside my ear
until THREE WEEKS LATER in the car when my ear itched and I reached up
there and extracted a WAX COVERED FEATHER. Took me several
nut-wrenching seconds to recall how the feather had gotten there and
that I had not yet completely lost my mind from doing acid that one
time, thrice.
Ahh, rock and roll festivals. Anybody else go to the Festival of Life
in Louisiana, 1972? I saw an albino giant hippie shoot up at that one,
I swear to god. A real giant for sure. Like a 7 foot tall deformed
Johnny Winter, with a needle hanging out of his arm. JUST like a
fucking R. Crumb drawing.
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Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 16:25:44 -0800
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On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 17:22:58 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:
>Ahh, rock and roll festivals. Anybody else go to the Festival of Life
>in Louisiana, 1972? I saw an albino giant hippie shoot up at that one,
>I swear to god. A real giant for sure. Like a 7 foot tall deformed
>Johnny Winter, with a needle hanging out of his arm. JUST like a
>fucking R. Crumb drawing.
just now while I was at the store there were these three hottie midget
girls.
I thought they were kids at first, maybe dressed a little too hot for
their age, when I started parsing the strange proportions of hands to
body and so on, and realized they were these three hot little midgets.
They came right up to about my beltline. Some kind of asian/pacific
heritage, which I am a sucker for. They were dressed hot and really
dolled up on the makeup, looking for a little fun. And I'm figuring
that, being midgets, getting sexual attention has got to be kind of a
big deal to them. So there's these three hot little flirty midgets,
buzzing around in front of me, and I am mostly just seeing the tops of
their heads.
The thing about being midgets though, is that they can't kind of
subtly "check someone out" the way most women seem to. They have to
crane their heads all the way back to check somebody out, so it's
pretty obvious they are doing it. I don't know, some women I seem to
turn their stomachs but other women seem really to like me. The
midgets seem to be checking me out. I give one of them kind of a
dirty stare, mostly just trying to be nice I mean, they're trying so
hard.
For a moment though I really stop and think about the possibilities of
sex with three hot little midgets. It really is an intriguing
thought.
Is it just my life that seems like a David Lynch movie?
BUT I gotta work this weekend, so I left it at that.
--
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Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 01:03:56 GMT
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Zapanaz wrote:
> On Sat, 08 Jan 2005 17:22:58 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
> wrote:
>
> >Ahh, rock and roll festivals. Anybody else go to the Festival of Life
> >in Louisiana, 1972? I saw an albino giant hippie shoot up at that one,
> >I swear to god. A real giant for sure. Like a 7 foot tall deformed
> >Johnny Winter, with a needle hanging out of his arm. JUST like a
> >fucking R. Crumb drawing.
>
> just now while I was at the store there were these three hottie midget
> girls.
>
> I thought they were kids at first, maybe dressed a little too hot for
> their age, when I started parsing the strange proportions of hands to
> body and so on, and realized they were these three hot little midgets.
>
> They came right up to about my beltline. Some kind of asian/pacific
> heritage, which I am a sucker for. They were dressed hot and really
> dolled up on the makeup, looking for a little fun. And I'm figuring
> that, being midgets, getting sexual attention has got to be kind of a
> big deal to them. So there's these three hot little flirty midgets,
> buzzing around in front of me, and I am mostly just seeing the tops of
> their heads.
>
> The thing about being midgets though, is that they can't kind of
> subtly "check someone out" the way most women seem to. They have to
> crane their heads all the way back to check somebody out, so it's
> pretty obvious they are doing it. I don't know, some women I seem to
> turn their stomachs but other women seem really to like me. The
> midgets seem to be checking me out. I give one of them kind of a
> dirty stare, mostly just trying to be nice I mean, they're trying so
> hard.
>
> For a moment though I really stop and think about the possibilities of
> sex with three hot little midgets. It really is an intriguing
> thought.
>
Isn't cat-juggling illegal?
That has got to be somewhere in between cat-juggling
and dwarf-tossing. I dunno.
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 09 Jan 2005 16:25:57 GMT
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>Ahh, rock and roll festivals. Anybody else go to the Festival of Life
>in Louisiana, 1972? I saw an albino giant hippie shoot up at that one,
>I swear to god. A real giant for sure. Like a 7 foot tall deformed
>Johnny Winter, with a needle hanging out of his arm. JUST like a
>fucking R. Crumb drawing.
>
When I was in the Army in Germany, the Herioen Junkies at Warner Barracks in
Nuremburg would trade dirty needles back an forth while shooting up some
subtance that who ever they sold it to TOLD them was Heroin. But when we got
flu shots, they would whine and cry and faint!
Go figure.
I always wondered why Heroin was big at the units that were further West in
Germany. But were we we statioined near the East/West German Border, Heroin was
almost unheard of. Lots of hash and crank (and other stimulants when we would
go out for the long drawn out field manuvers) but no seriously hard stuff.
I know if people wanted it they could have gotten it. But maybe it was the
units in "the rear" had too much time on their hands while we were constantly
busting out buts to get something done, guard duty, Border patrols, etc.
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