Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 06 Jan 2005 00:41:46 GMT
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Should I feel offended or included?
--
I do what I want. This is why I always win.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 00:49:51 GMT
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kdetal wrote:
>Should I feel offended or included?
>
It means that he likes you! It's a _good_ thing!
When he really likes you, he'll ignore you.
When he starts swapping recipes with you,
it means that he wants to have sex, so watch out!
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 02:05:04 GMT
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In article ,
König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
> kdetal wrote:
> >Should I feel offended or included?
> >
> It means that he likes you! It's a _good_ thing!
> When he really likes you, he'll ignore you.
> When he starts swapping recipes with you,
> it means that he wants to have sex, so watch out!
He's been known to copulate with your burrito when you are in the
bathroom. Crimp the ends before you leave the table so you have
protection.
--
HellPope Huey
No good deed goes unpunned.
Somewhere between the Angels and the French
lies the rest of humanity.
- Mark Twain
"Oh, you hate your job?
Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that;
its called 'Everybody'
and they meet at the bar."
- Drew Carey
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 03:16:08 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article ,
> König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
>> kdetal wrote:
>
>> >Should I feel offended or included?
>> >
>> It means that he likes you! It's a _good_ thing!
>> When he really likes you, he'll ignore you.
>> When he starts swapping recipes with you,
>> it means that he wants to have sex, so watch out!
>
> He's been known to copulate with your burrito when you are in the
>bathroom. Crimp the ends before you leave the table so you have
>protection.
Yeah, I know. I tried putting extra jalapeńos, but that only seems to encourage him.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 17:51:41 GMT
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In article ,
König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
> >In article ,
> > He's been known to copulate with your burrito when you are in the
> >bathroom. Crimp the ends before you leave the table so you have
> >protection.
>
> Yeah, I know. I tried putting extra jalapeńos, but that only seems to
> encourage him.
For some, a burning sensation is better than no sex life at all.
--
HellPope Huey
If I could catch Time in a bottle...
I'd go back, buy a bunch of Microsoft stock
and kick the crap out of Hitler.
Wouldn't you?
"Just because a man sleeps with his daughter,
drinks liquor from a jelly jar
and has cars up on blocks in his front yard
doesn't make him a racist
and I'm sure I speak for all white trash
when I say that we don't want to be associated
with the redneck peckerwoods."
- A. Whitney Brown
"Baby Oopsy kicked my butt!"
- "Puppet Master Vs. Demonic Toys"
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 18:13:51 GMT
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HellPope Huey wrote:
>In article ,
> König Prüß, GfbAEV wrote:
>> HellPope Huey wrote:
>> >In article ,
>
>> > He's been known to copulate with your burrito when you are in the
>> >bathroom. Crimp the ends before you leave the table so you have
>> >protection.
>>
>> Yeah, I know. I tried putting extra jalapeńos, but that only seems to
>> encourage him.
>
> For some, a burning sensation is better than no sex life at all.
>
>--
And for some sex is a burning sensation. Or another rock band.
If you rilly want to piss Nenslo off, tell him how much you like his art;
he hates to have the wrong fans! I may not know Art, but that's probably not it.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 6 Jan 2005 18:49:55 -0700
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I just told him I liked his art. And he hasn't said a word to me.
I think he just pretty much doesn't like YOU.
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 17:36:14 -0800
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On 06 Jan 2005 00:41:46 GMT, kdetal@aol.com (kdetal) wrote:
>Should I feel offended or included?
You should feel groped.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Remember, the plural of 'moron' is 'focus group'.
-- James A. Wolf
Correspondent:: "End x Art" Date: 6 Jan 2005 09:36:11 -0800
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nenslo is only being "nice" when he killfiles you.
Those who are not are "fair game".
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex" Date: Thu, 6 Jan 2005 18:48:32 -0700
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> nenslo is only being "nice" when he killfiles you.
> Those who are not are "fair game".
>
Why not try being nice to Nenslo? He is after all One with Bob, just as we
all are...or kill him. Subgeniuses don't WHINE. They fucking get even. So
stop being pink and go get the old bastard! Or shut up!!!
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 20:23:41 -0600
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On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 18:48:32 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
>
>
>> nenslo is only being "nice" when he killfiles you.
>> Those who are not are "fair game".
>>
>
>Why not try being nice to Nenslo? He is after all One with Bob, just as we
>all are...or kill him. Subgeniuses don't WHINE. They fucking get even. So
>stop being pink and go get the old bastard! Or shut up!!!
>
>Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>
kick 'im inna nuts!
that's the nyquil talking
(third straight nigiht)
Correspondent:: "Paul E. Jamison" Date: Thu, 6 Jan 2005 21:45:05 -0600
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"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote in
message news:3ksrt0l4ffm15oclk7656k854a2iliq1gb@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 18:48:32 -0700, "angelicusrex"
> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >> nenslo is only being "nice" when he killfiles you.
> >> Those who are not are "fair game".
> >>
> >
> >Why not try being nice to Nenslo? He is after all One with Bob, just as
we
> >all are...or kill him. Subgeniuses don't WHINE. They fucking get even. So
> >stop being pink and go get the old bastard! Or shut up!!!
> >
> >Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
> >
>
> kick 'im inna nuts!
>
> that's the nyquil talking
> (third straight nigiht)
Boot to the head! *whooosh*-THUNK!
Paul
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 23:48:36 -0600
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On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 21:45:05 -0600, "Paul E. Jamison"
wrote:
>"HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer" wrote in
>message news:3ksrt0l4ffm15oclk7656k854a2iliq1gb@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 6 Jan 2005 18:48:32 -0700, "angelicusrex"
>> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >> nenslo is only being "nice" when he killfiles you.
>> >> Those who are not are "fair game".
>> >>
>> >
>> >Why not try being nice to Nenslo? He is after all One with Bob, just as
>we
>> >all are...or kill him. Subgeniuses don't WHINE. They fucking get even. So
>> >stop being pink and go get the old bastard! Or shut up!!!
>> >
>> >Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
>> >
>>
>> kick 'im inna nuts!
>>
>> that's the nyquil talking
>> (third straight nigiht)
>
>Boot to the head! *whooosh*-THUNK!
>
>Paul
>
(*Sound of cold germ snot ejecting from sinuses along with a fair
amount of brain matter*)
*wobble*
Wow! That whack to the head was just what I needed!
*SNORT*
I can breathe!
I'm healed!!!
PRAISE "BOB"!!!!
PRAISE HIS ACCUBEATING WISDOM!!!!
Salacia
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 07 Jan 2005 12:49:27 GMT
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People wrote, somewhere- who knows where, who knows when, not on my fucking
news server that SUCKS:
>> nenslo is only being "nice" when he killfiles you.
>>> >> Those who are not are "fair game".
nenslo is, as nenslo does
>>> >Why not try being nice to Nenslo? He is after all One with Bob, just as
>>we
>>> >all are...or kill him. Subgeniuses don't WHINE.
Subgeniuses do whatever the hell they want to do. So do I.
>>>They fucking get even. So
>>> >stop being pink and go get the old bastard! Or shut up!!!
Grow some humor. I swear to God, or "BOB" or Barbie- some of you are so
literal or unfunny, or constipated.
Or maybe all three.
--
I do what I want. This is why I always win.
Correspondent:: Snuggly Date: Thu, 06 Jan 2005 23:57:40 -0800
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> Should I feel offended or included?
SHUT UP
Correspondent:: kdetal@aol.com (kdetal)
Date: 07 Jan 2005 12:57:17 GMT
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snuggly luser phantom sock wrote:
>> Should I feel offended or included?
>
>SHUT UP
While I'm sure this attempt to beg from the coffers of your depleted wit in
order to boost enervated stock of mind is well intentioned, saturating the
market with the plagiarized vitriol of anothers signature is, well, lame.
However, we would applaud aggressive attempts at *original* deficit offset.
--
I do what I want. This is why I always win.
Correspondent:: Snuggly Date: Tue, 11 Jan 2005 09:39:01 -0800
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kdetal wrote:
> snuggly luser phantom sock wrote:
>
>
>
>>>Should I feel offended or included?
>>
>>SHUT UP
>
>
> While I'm sure this attempt to beg from the coffers of your depleted wit in
> order to boost enervated stock of mind is well intentioned, saturating the
> market with the plagiarized vitriol of anothers signature is, well, lame.
>
> However, we would applaud aggressive attempts at *original* deficit offset.
SHUT UP
Correspondent:: "Giles" Date: 7 Jan 2005 10:21:38 -0800
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You should seek help:
www.stanford.edu/~corelli/borderline.html
"A person with a borderline personality disorder often experiences a
repetitive pattern of disorganization and instability in self-image,
mood, behavior and close personal relationships. This can cause
significant distress or impairment in friendships and work. A person
with this disorder can often be bright and intelligent, and appear
warm, friendly and competent. They sometimes can maintain this
appearance for a number of years until their defense structure
crumbles, usually around a stressful situation like the breakup of a
romantic relationship or the death of a parent.
Symptoms
Relationships with others are intense but stormy and unstable with
marked shifts of feelings and difficulties in maintaining intimate,
close connections. The person may manipulate others and often has
difficulty with trusting others. There is also emotional instability
with marked and frequent shifts to an empty lonely depression or to
irritability and anxiety. There may be unpredictable and impulsive
behavior which might include excessive spending, promiscuity, gambling,
drug or alcohol abuse, shoplifting, overeating or physically
self-damaging actions such as suicide gestures. The person may show
inappropriate and intense anger or rage with temper tantrums, constant
brooding and resentment, feelings of deprivation, and a loss of control
or fear of loss of control over angry feelings. There are also identity
disturbances with confusion and uncertainty about self-identity,
sexuality, life goals and values, career choices, friendships. There is
a deep-seated feeling that one is flawed, defective, damaged or bad in
some way, with a tendency to go to extremes in thinking, feeling or
behavior. Under extreme stress or in severe cases there can be brief
psychotic episodes with loss of contact with reality or bizarre
behavior or symptoms. Even in less severe instances, there is often
significant disruption of relationships and work performance. The
depression which accompanies this disorder can cause much suffering and
can lead to serious suicide attempts.
Etiology
It is a common disorder with estimates running as high as 10-14% of the
general population. The frequency in women is two to three times
greater than men. This may be related to genetic or hormonal
influences. An association between this disorder and severe cases of
premenstrual tension has been postulated. Women commonly suffer from
depression more often than men. The increased frequency of borderline
disorders among women may also be a consequence of the greater
incidence of incestuous experiences during their childhood. This is
believed to occur ten times more often in women than in men, with
estimates running to up to one-fourth of all women. This chronic or
periodic victimization and sometimes brutalization can later result in
impaired relationships and mistrust of men and excessive preoccupation
with sexuality, sexual promiscuity, inhibitions, deep-seated depression
and a seriously damaged self-image. There may be an innate
predisposition to this disorder in some people. Because of this there
may ensue subsequent failures in development in the relationship
between mother and infant particularly during the separation and
identity-forming phases of childhood.
Treatment
Treatment includes psychotherapy which allows the patient to talk about
both present difficulties and past experiences in the presence of an
empathetic, accepting and non-judgemental therapist. The therapy needs
to be structured, consistent and regular, with the patient encouraged
to talk about his or her feelings rather than to discharge them in his
or her usual self-defeating ways. Sometimes medications such as
antidepressants, lithium carbonate, or antipsychotic medication are
useful for certain patients or during certain times in the treatment of
individual patients. Treatment of any alcohol or drug abuse problems is
often mandatory if the therapy is to be able to continue. Brief
hospitalization may sometimes be necessary during acutely stressful
episodes or if suicide or other self-destructive behavior threatens to
erupt. Hospitalization may provide a a temporary removal from external
stress. Outpatient treatment is usually difficult and long-term -
sometimes over a number of years. The goals of treatment could include
increased self-awareness with greater impulse control and increased
stability of relationships. A positive result would be in one's
increased tolerance of anxiety. Therapy should help to alleviate
psychotic or mood-disturbance symptoms and generally integrate the
whole personality. With this increased awareness and capacity for
self-observation and introspection, it is hoped the patient will be
able to change the rigid patterns tragically set earlier in life and
prevent the pattern from repeating itself in the next generational
cycle."