PLEASE HELP ME FIND A PUNCHLINE FOR THIS JOKE!

Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 22:15:41 -0800

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Please help me out here. I have everything except the punch line for
this joke. Here it is.

George W. Bush is standing stark naked in the middle of the rotunda of
the capitol building, covered in blood with a machete in his hand and
the decapitated corpses of his twin daughters lying at his feet. Dick
Cheney comes staggering in drunk with a bottle of Night Train in a paper
bag and says

1. "Are you gonna fuck those? 'Cuz if you aren't I will."

2. "Dibs on the cute one."

3. Something about Weapons of Mass Destruction or the Budget Deficit

4. "All the presidents in the world and I get you."

5. Other

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE!!!

Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 22:36:39 -0800

Correspondent:: "Rev. 11D Meow!"
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 00:24:52 -0800

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"If there's a cute one in DUH bunch it's you, sir, Cum-ander In Cheek, you."

"Cum 'ere, Gee DUHbya, I wanna get next to you."

Take your pick.

They're all as equally doofus-sized as DUH prezzy dental lobotomized Goy
Wonder!

"nenslo" wrote in message
news:41F9D88D.5A63BCE0@yahoox.com...
>
> Please help me out here. I have everything except the punch line for
> this joke. Here it is.
>
> George W. Bush is standing stark naked in the middle of the rotunda of
> the capitol building, covered in blood with a machete in his hand and
> the decapitated corpses of his twin daughters lying at his feet. Dick
> Cheney comes staggering in drunk with a bottle of Night Train in a paper
> bag and says
>
> 1. "Are you gonna fuck those? 'Cuz if you aren't I will."
>
> 2. "Dibs on the cute one."
>
> 3. Something about Weapons of Mass Destruction or the Budget Deficit
>
> 4. "All the presidents in the world and I get you."
>
> 5. Other
>
> THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE!!!

Correspondent:: Artemia Salina
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 04:35:02 -0500

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On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 22:15:41 -0800, nenslo wrote:

>
> Please help me out here. I have everything except the punch line for
> this joke. Here it is.
>
> George W. Bush is standing stark naked in the middle of the rotunda of
> the capitol building, covered in blood with a machete in his hand and
> the decapitated corpses of his twin daughters lying at his feet. Dick
> Cheney comes staggering in drunk with a bottle of Night Train in a paper
> bag and says
>
> 1. "Are you gonna fuck those? 'Cuz if you aren't I will."
>
> 2. "Dibs on the cute one."
>
> 3. Something about Weapons of Mass Destruction or the Budget Deficit
>
> 4. "All the presidents in the world and I get you."
>
> 5. Other
>
> THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE!!!

(Spoken with a drunken slur)
"Hey! Are their bowels still full of fecal matter? I want to smear
it over my chest! Let me jump on their stomachs and see!"

(Spoken with a drunken slur)
"Hey! Who do you think you are, Ted Kennedy??"

(Spoken with a drunken slur)
"Jesus fucking Christ, George! You're a hideous ghoul and a murderous
ignoramus, but there is ONE good thing about you: You don't read
alt.jokes for entertainment!"

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Correspondent:: Stephen Ryan
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 09:55:44 +0000

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Now I'll have to drink this all by myself!

nenslo wrote:
> Please help me out here. I have everything except the punch line for
> this joke. Here it is.
>
> George W. Bush is standing stark naked in the middle of the rotunda of
> the capitol building, covered in blood with a machete in his hand and
> the decapitated corpses of his twin daughters lying at his feet. Dick
> Cheney comes staggering in drunk with a bottle of Night Train in a paper
> bag and says
>
> 1. "Are you gonna fuck those? 'Cuz if you aren't I will."
>
> 2. "Dibs on the cute one."
>
> 3. Something about Weapons of Mass Destruction or the Budget Deficit
>
> 4. "All the presidents in the world and I get you."
>
> 5. Other
>
> THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE!!!

Correspondent:: Stephen Ryan
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 09:55:58 +0000

Correspondent:: Baldin Pramer
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 07:32:31 -0700

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nenslo wrote:
> Please help me out here. I have everything except the punch line for
> this joke. Here it is.
>
> George W. Bush is standing stark naked in the middle of the rotunda of
> the capitol building, covered in blood with a machete in his hand and
> the decapitated corpses of his twin daughters lying at his feet. Dick
> Cheney comes staggering in drunk with a bottle of Night Train in a paper
> bag and says
>
> 1. "Are you gonna fuck those? 'Cuz if you aren't I will."
>
> 2. "Dibs on the cute one."
>
> 3. Something about Weapons of Mass Destruction or the Budget Deficit
>
> 4. "All the presidents in the world and I get you."
>
> 5. Other
>
> THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE!!!

"Maybe we should let Nenslo have the first crack at them. It was his
idea, after all."

--
Sir Baldin Pramer, R.P.A.

Correspondent:: Pope Phil
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 15:47:36 +0000 (UTC)

Correspondent:: Pope Phil
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 15:50:05 +0000 (UTC)

Correspondent:: Pope Phil
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 15:51:36 +0000 (UTC)

Correspondent:: Lars H
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 16:34:20 GMT

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> Please help me out here. I have everything except the punch line for
> this joke. Here it is.
>
> George W. Bush is standing stark naked in the middle of the rotunda of
> the capitol building, covered in blood with a machete in his hand and
> the decapitated corpses of his twin daughters lying at his feet. Dick
> Cheney comes staggering in drunk with a bottle of Night Train in a paper
> bag and says
>

"Whoa Sir, I take back what I said earlier about you not having grown a
brain ... I see now you have the brain of two people!"

Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 18:07:36 GMT

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> > George W. Bush is standing stark naked in the middle of the rotunda of
> > the capitol building, covered in blood with a machete in his hand and
> > the decapitated corpses of his twin daughters lying at his feet. Dick
> > Cheney comes staggering in drunk with a bottle of Night Train in a paper
> > bag and says

"Gimme the heart of the plumper one on the left. This old Taiwanese
ticker is about to give out on me."

"You're a selfish bastard to leave Laura out again."

"You gotta stop listening to Satan; that's the board's job."

"Nenslo got away again, huh?"

--

HellPope Huey
Yar dig buggerty and then some

Not only are you anal,
but you are anal about things most people
have never even heard of.
- Nigel

"I have too many good anuses ahead of me
to spend my life in a cigar factory!"
- "King of the Hill"

Correspondent:: ".impervious"
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 19:28:16 GMT

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In news:41F9D88D.5A63BCE0@yahoox.com,
nenslo attempted to impart some wisdom, instead sputtering:

: Please help me out here. I have everything except the punch line for
: this joke. Here it is.
:
: George W. Bush is standing stark naked in the middle of the rotunda of
: the capitol building, covered in blood with a machete in his hand and
: the decapitated corpses of his twin daughters lying at his feet. Dick
: Cheney comes staggering in drunk with a bottle of Night Train in a
: paper bag and, not recognizing them without their heads, says,
"hey, those tits look just like the ones on the two hookers i banged
during the convention!"

Correspondent:: Phin
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 22:18:54 GMT

Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 18:49:24 -0500

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So, Cheney says:

Does this mean we will now support late term abortions?

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Correspondent:: Pope Phil
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 13:56:07 +0000 (UTC)

Correspondent:: Reverend Kenny <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam>
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 09:02:25 -0500

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Pope Phil wrote:
>
>
> nenslo wrote:
>
>> Please help me out here. I have everything except the punch line for
>> this joke. Here it is.
>>
>> George W. Bush is standing stark naked in the middle of the rotunda of
>> the capitol building, covered in blood with a machete in his hand and
>> the decapitated corpses of his twin daughters lying at his feet. Dick
>> Cheney comes staggering in drunk with a bottle of Night Train in a paper
>> bag and says

What? Did they join the intern program or something George?

--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny

"A computer without Microsoft is like chocolate cake without mustard"
-Anothermouse

Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 29 Jan 2005 06:41:40 -0800

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"Two heads are better than one, huh?"

"Oh no! Now I gotta listen to TWO stump speeches!"

"I see see that you've headed off their Social Security crises. Now lop
off their twats and we'll PRIVATIZE it!"

Sings: "And they're BUSH TWINS!
Decapitated Bush twins, and you'll find:
They laugh alike
They cry alike
At your hands they even die alike.
You could lose your mind.
When Bush twins
Are lying in gore slime!"

Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 29 Jan 2005 13:02:27 -0800

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"Git their noggins & let's go bowling!"

Correspondent:: brthrn@dangermedia.org
Date: 30 Jan 2005 16:03:21 -0800

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"Marching through the dusk, he saw his fate complete, pre-assembled,
inescapable. No matter how he tacked, yawed or dodged about he'd only
be standing still while that treacherous reef loomed closer with every
shift in course."

Correspondent:: "Ad Absurdum"
Date: 31 Jan 2005 00:14:54 -0800

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> George W. Bush is standing stark naked in the middle of the rotunda
of
> the capitol building, covered in blood with a machete in his hand and
> the decapitated corpses of his twin daughters lying at his feet.
Dick
> Cheney comes staggering in drunk with a bottle of Night Train in a
paper
> bag and says

A. "New Delhi is in the middle of a big secret internal debate. On one
side the largest democracy of the world is eager to explain to its
citizens and to the world about the ongoing contacts with the UFOs and
extra-terrestrials. On the other hand there are invisible untold
international protocols that prohibit doing anything that may cause
worldwide fear and panic.
It is well accepted between the UFO and extra-terrestrial experts that
all the five nuclear powers are in contact with the beings from other
stars for quite some time. Recently India has seen enormous news on UFO
contacts and secret UFO bases in Himalayas near the Chinese bases. In
Ladak, for example the locals clearly point out the everyday phenomenon
of large triangular spacecrafts coming out below the ground and Indian
security forces protecting them.
Military officials and politicians have confessed the fact that India
has been contacted. India has been told the rules of the Universe.

The current debate is on whether to keep it secret like other countries
are doing or in tradition of a total transparent society come out and
tell the truth. India is so open and democratic; it is very difficult
to keep a secret for long. The biggest concern of the Government today
is that unlike in other countries, it will be very difficult to keep it
secret for long. If the information comes out through unofficial
channels first and then the authorities are pressed against the wall to
confess, two bad things can happen. First, it can really cause a panic
in the country as well as the world. Second, the way the Indian
politics is run, the ruling party will be thrown out of power in no
time i it is ever found that the Government withheld such information
from the public.
The recent rush of world leaders to India is remarkable. Starting from
Russian President Putin to major Senators from America have visited or
are planning to visit India. European Union is in deep discussion with
India on cooperation. All sanctions against India's nuclear programs
and Indian Space Research Organization are in the process of being
lifted. India is cooperating with Europeans and the Americans in space
explorations and technology research program. India is also part of
World Trade Organization. India is receiving major outsourcing
contracts in IT and call-center service work from America and Europe.
India's Forex reserve is at a level never imagined before because of
international direct investments from Western nations, Japan, Korea and
others. Interestingly, China the arc rival of India changed its posture
in the last few years to make India's friendship and trade a
priority. India is slowly getting to the point when it is accepted as a
permanent member of the Security Council. All the five Security Council
members China, America, Russia, France and UK support India's
inclusion.

When all these factors are added together and analyzed, it seems like
India is being told by the world to abide by the hidden protocols and
in exchange be recognized as a major emerging superpower.
The debate the country is facing internally is whether to abide by the
laws of the world and the Universe to be recognized as a superpower or
be truthful to its citizens and the world.

According to sources close to the Government, the UFO contacts is known
by quite a few politicians in the opposition and of course by those who
are in power.

The military has legitimate concern of not letting the secrets out
either.

Recently, India's foreign affairs minister Mr. Natwar Singh came out
and said that for India it was not necessary to become a nuclear power.
He is a strong supporter of Mrs. Indira Gandhi, India's former Prime
Minister who initiated the nuclear program in the mid sixties. India
first exploded a nuclear device in Pokhran in early seventies. The
whole country including people from his own party questioned Mr. Singh
for such an irresponsible statement. But on analyzing his statements,
it is evident, that based on what he knows now, being a nuclear power
really does not matter much because the technologies controlled by the
extra-terrestrials are so advanced that all our technologies mean
really nothing. But importantly he may be irritated with this
controversial ongoing secret debate and what he really meant was that
if India was not a nuclear power, the debate on UFO and
extra-terrestrials will never be there in India."
B. "Do you want to be the ebb of this great tide?"