REAL ghosts don't yell, "BOO!"
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 21:47:26 -0600
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But I jumped out of my skin anyway.
Correspondent:: polar bear
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 03:23:04 -0800
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In article <16gbv0dae99v3eatsd0tp52nkvmks1mtb3@4ax.com>, HdMrs. Salacia
the Overseer wrote:
> But I jumped out of my skin anyway.
Don't be so sure about that. A real ghost might yell "BOO" as a joke,
or to be ironic. We really don't know enough about them at this point
to make that kind of assertion.
pb
Correspondent:: HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 06:22:01 -0600
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On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 03:23:04 -0800, polar bear wrote:
>In article <16gbv0dae99v3eatsd0tp52nkvmks1mtb3@4ax.com>, HdMrs. Salacia
>the Overseer wrote:
>
>> But I jumped out of my skin anyway.
>
>Don't be so sure about that. A real ghost might yell "BOO" as a joke,
>or to be ironic. We really don't know enough about them at this point
>to make that kind of assertion.
>
>pb
You think?
Do they also blow up paper bags and pop them over your head while
you're sleeping?
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:28:39 GMT
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In article ,
HdMrs. Salacia the Overseer wrote:
> Do they also blow up paper bags and pop them over your head while
> you're sleeping?
Several years before reality shows began to taint the U.S.market, I saw
one of its grandparents from Japanese TV. You think WE're Sick; those
teeming yellow hordes own a large chunk of that real estate.
The show whose memory you triggered featured a skinny little guy in
checkered clothes and a bow tie. He ran about utterly violating proper
Japanese culture, turning and screaming at people out of the blue and
such like.
His finest hour was when he manuevered a small cannon -yes,cannon-
around and aimed it at the wall right over the head of a sleeping man.
BOOM! You can actually see the geyser of shit that results.
Evil is hilarious as long as its not aimed at you.
--
HellPope Huey
The distance between a tirade
and a reasoned commentary
is exactly twice the span of time required
for a moron to refocus mentally
after being hypnotized
by an Old Navy commercial.
"You know what would be awesome?
If my computer could make the sound
of a Yeti: HRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!"
- AOL commercial
"Ha ha! You're nocturnal!"
- "The Simpsons"
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 25 Jan 2005 04:45:32 -0800
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They normally yell "GET OFF THE STAGE YOU ASSHOLES!!! MY SISTER CAN DO
BETTER THAN THAT!"
Correspondent:: "Doktor Dark"
Date: 25 Jan 2005 05:31:42 -0800
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Tsk, tsk, now even the dead are stereotyped. In that case, here are
some of my afterlife findings:
-black ghosts are all on ectoplasmic welfare, & steal your chickens &
watermelons
-chinese ghosts are inscrutable
-Puerto Rican ghosts spray paint every afterlife wall they can reach
-Indian ghosts shed a tear when you litter
-fundie ghosts still spout their delusional rhetoric
-Jehovah's Witness ghosts still haunt your front door
-alien ghosts will abduct your spirit & shove a device up its ass
-gerbil ghosts still haunt the bumholes of homos who've died of AIDS
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2005 15:30:30 GMT
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In article <1106657132.423282.98300@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
"just john" wrote:
> They normally yell "GET OFF THE STAGE YOU ASSHOLES!!! MY SISTER CAN DO
> BETTER THAN THAT!"
Then their sisters get pissed and suck 'em into Ghotstbusters traps,
which they use as water-conserving bricks for their toilet tanks.
--
HellPope Huey
The distance between a tirade
and a reasoned commentary
is exactly twice the span of time required
for a moron to refocus mentally
after being hypnotized
by an Old Navy commercial.
"You know what would be awesome?
If my computer could make the sound
of a Yeti: HRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!"
- AOL commercial
"Ha ha! You're nocturnal!"
- "The Simpsons"
Correspondent:: "Rev. Richard Skull"
Date: 25 Jan 2005 10:01:50 -0800
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I have one that flings my dished out of my cabinetts. But the lazy
bastard won;t bother to do the dirty ones in the sink!
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 25 Jan 2005 11:04:16 -0800
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Rev. Richard Skull wrote:
> I have one that flings my dished out of my cabinetts. But the lazy
> bastard won;t bother to do the dirty ones in the sink!
Easily remedied!
Just move your sink to the middle of the kitchen, and use the cabinets
for putting your dirty dishes into.