Correspondent:: "Modemac" Date: 20 Jan 2005 09:25:49 -0800
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I guess Tinky-Winky and the Teletubbies are passe these days. Now
they're going after SpongeBob Squarepants because of his obviously gay
relationship with Patrick the starfish. (I don't suppose they've
considered the possibility that SpongeBob and Patrick are best buddies
because they're STUPID?!?)
US conservative groups are up in arms over a music video featuring
children's TV heroes such as the cheerful cartoon character SpongeBob
SquarePants.
Focus on the Family and other groups say the video - a remake of the
Sister Sledge hit, We Are Family - is a vehicle for pro-gay propaganda.
The video's makers plan to mail it to US schools in the spring to
promote tolerance and diversity.
The video also features children's favourites like Bob the Builder,
along with characters from Sesame Street and The Muppet Show.
But James Dobson, founder of right-wing Christian group Focus on the
Family, singled out SpongeBob at a black-tie dinner in Washington in
the run-up to President Bush's inauguration, the New York Times said.
SpongeBob - who appears on the children's cable channel Nickelodeon -
is seen as an icon for adult gay men in the US, apparently because he
regularly holds hands with his sidekick Patrick.
Correspondent:: nenslo Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 12:17:19 -0800
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Modemac wrote:
>
> I guess Tinky-Winky and the Teletubbies are passe these days. Now
> they're going after SpongeBob Squarepants because of his obviously gay
> relationship with Patrick the starfish.
It's BOOBAH that really creeps me out.
Correspondent:: IMBJR Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 20:31:20 +0000
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On Thu, 20 Jan 2005 12:17:19 -0800, in reply to nenslo
:
>Modemac wrote:
>>
>> I guess Tinky-Winky and the Teletubbies are passe these days. Now
>> they're going after SpongeBob Squarepants because of his obviously gay
>> relationship with Patrick the starfish.
>
>It's BOOBAH that really creeps me out.
Am I the only one who sees flying swollen testicles when those
primary-coloured crackheads take off?
Correspondent:: "End x Art" Date: 20 Jan 2005 13:57:49 -0800
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No. They're clit-titties.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2005 02:59:22 GMT
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In article <41F011CD.5124AA57@yahoox.com>, nenslo
wrote:
> Modemac wrote:
> >
> > I guess Tinky-Winky and the Teletubbies are passe these days. Now
> > they're going after SpongeBob Squarepants because of his obviously gay
> > relationship with Patrick the starfish.
>
> It's BOOBAH that really creeps me out.
Yeah, its as if you're having a serious fever dream where bloated,
colorful testicles dance around and castigate you for slapping them into
all the wrongest places. The scary part is trying to figure out why
there are so many when you always thought you had just two.
--
HellPope Huey
Caligula was merely misunderstood
"Its against my religion to oppose my religion."
- former national security wonk John Ashcroft
"I don't cut the ribbon at the opening of markets.
I don't stand next to the mayor.
Hit your baseball into my yard
and you'll never see it again."
- Tom Waits
Correspondent:: Crato deFrog Date: 27 Jan 2005 12:54:07 GMT
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> Modemac wrote:
>>
>> I guess Tinky-Winky and the Teletubbies are passe these days. Now
>> they're going after SpongeBob Squarepants because of his obviously gay
>> relationship with Patrick the starfish.
I believe that it's "his obviously gay relationship with Patrick's
starfish".
Of course, I'm not condemning sex with anyone's starfish. That would just
plain be wrong. It's a glub given right to love someone elses tight and
lovely little starfish, regardless of race, color or creed.
Acolyte Crato <"Have you kissed your own starfish today?">
And has anyone figured out why Mr. Crab's daughter is a whale? The mind
boogles...
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 14:49:13 +1100
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> Of course, I'm not condemning sex with anyone's starfish. That would just
> plain be wrong. It's a glub given right to love someone elses tight and
> lovely little starfish, regardless of race, color or creed.
where's Tom of Finland when you need him? dead! damn it.
a kid's cartoon based on *his* characters would give the righty-whiteys
something to clench their sphincters over.
Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV Date: Fri, 28 Jan 2005 04:10:28 GMT
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nikolai kingsley wrote:
>
>> Of course, I'm not condemning sex with anyone's starfish. That would just
>> plain be wrong. It's a glub given right to love someone elses tight and
>> lovely little starfish, regardless of race, color or creed.
>
>
>
>where's Tom of Finland when you need him? dead! damn it.
>
>a kid's cartoon based on *his* characters would give the righty-whiteys
>something to clench their sphincters over.
>
Correspondent:: endus Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 16:44:32 -0500
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On 20 Jan 2005 09:25:49 -0800, "Modemac" wrote:
>I guess Tinky-Winky and the Teletubbies are passe these days. Now
>they're going after SpongeBob Squarepants because of his obviously gay
>relationship with Patrick the starfish. (I don't suppose they've
>considered the possibility that SpongeBob and Patrick are best buddies
>because they're STUPID?!?)
>
>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4190699.stm
>
>Title: US RIGHT ATTACKS SPONGEBOB VIDEO
>
>US conservative groups are up in arms over a music video featuring
>children's TV heroes such as the cheerful cartoon character SpongeBob
>SquarePants.
>
>Focus on the Family and other groups say the video - a remake of the
>Sister Sledge hit, We Are Family - is a vehicle for pro-gay propaganda.
>
>The video's makers plan to mail it to US schools in the spring to
>promote tolerance and diversity.
>
>The video also features children's favourites like Bob the Builder,
>along with characters from Sesame Street and The Muppet Show.
>
>But James Dobson, founder of right-wing Christian group Focus on the
>Family, singled out SpongeBob at a black-tie dinner in Washington in
>the run-up to President Bush's inauguration, the New York Times said.
>
>SpongeBob - who appears on the children's cable channel Nickelodeon -
>is seen as an icon for adult gay men in the US, apparently because he
>regularly holds hands with his sidekick Patrick.
THAT my friends, is a fuking LEVEL. Holy shit man. I can't believe
_I_ am the one who is seen as being a morally bankrupt degenerate when
these people are reading sexual inuendo into spongebob cartoons.
These people are seriously sick in the head and should be
institutionalized.
--
endus at endus dot com
The hippies are a menace in the form of an anachronism,
a noisy reminder of values gone sour and warped...of the
painful contradictions in a society conceived as a monument
to "human freedom" and "individual rights," a nation in
which all men are supposedly "created free and equal"...a
nation that any thinking hippy will insist has become a
fear-oriented "warfare state" that can no longer afford
to tolerate even the minor aberrations that go along
with "individual freedom". -Hunter S. Thompson
Correspondent:: "Assco" Date: 20 Jan 2005 14:57:28 -0800
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<< sexual inuendo into spongebob cartoons.>>
There's a card-carrying SubGenius
that's gotten paid good money to insert
sexual inuendo into spongebob cartoons.
Nice work if you can get it.
Correspondent:: endus Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 18:23:00 -0500
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On 20 Jan 2005 14:57:28 -0800, "Assco" wrote:
><< sexual inuendo into spongebob cartoons.>>
>
>There's a card-carrying SubGenius
>that's gotten paid good money to insert
>sexual inuendo into spongebob cartoons.
>Nice work if you can get it.
SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
--
endus at endus dot com
The hippies are a menace in the form of an anachronism,
a noisy reminder of values gone sour and warped...of the
painful contradictions in a society conceived as a monument
to "human freedom" and "individual rights," a nation in
which all men are supposedly "created free and equal"...a
nation that any thinking hippy will insist has become a
fear-oriented "warfare state" that can no longer afford
to tolerate even the minor aberrations that go along
with "individual freedom". -Hunter S. Thompson
Correspondent:: "End x Art" Date: 20 Jan 2005 17:58:39 -0800
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If there is a card carrying SubGenius writing Sponge Bob, I've never
noticed a single reference. The cartoon is on at my house 3 to 4 times
a day. There IS one that had references I think it's Fairly Oddparents.
We crack up every time they talk about Vickie's little sister "Tootie".
That's the house baby name for girls' private parts.
Tootie!
(peals of laughter from the 5 1/2 year old)
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2005 13:22:13 +1100
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> US conservative groups are up in arms over a music video featuring
> children's TV heroes such as the cheerful cartoon character SpongeBob
> SquarePants.
yeah. they'd rather children were being shown videos of good, wholesome
biblical stuff.
001:018 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said,
Thy sons and thy daughters were eating and drinking wine in
their eldest brother's house:
001:019 And, behold, there came a great wind from the wilderness, and
smote the four corners of the house, and it fell upon the
young men, and they are dead; and I only am escaped alone to
tell thee.
001:020 Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and
fell down upon the ground, and worshipped,
001:021 And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked
shall I return thither: the LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken
away; blessed be the name of the LORD.
you gotta admit, it's funnier than Beavis and Butthead.
Correspondent:: Zapanaz Date: Thu, 20 Jan 2005 18:32:33 -0800
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On Fri, 21 Jan 2005 13:22:13 +1100, nikolai kingsley
wrote:
>
>> US conservative groups are up in arms over a music video featuring
>> children's TV heroes such as the cheerful cartoon character SpongeBob
>> SquarePants.
>
>
>yeah. they'd rather children were being shown videos of good, wholesome
>biblical stuff.
>
>
>001:018 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said,
> Thy sons and thy daughters were eating and drinking wine in
> their eldest brother's house:
>
>001:019 And, behold, there came a great wind from the wilderness, and
> smote the four corners of the house, and it fell upon the
> young men, and they are dead; and I only am escaped alone to
> tell thee.
>
>001:020 Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and
> fell down upon the ground, and worshipped,
>
>001:021 And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked
> shall I return thither: the LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken
> away; blessed be the name of the LORD.
>
>
>you gotta admit, it's funnier than Beavis and Butthead.
The story of Job never fails to get a laugh out of me.
There it is, lying in the middle of the Bible like a Three Stooges
movie playing in the middle of the Louvre. Christians and Jews alike
are supposed to believe in it. That's the rules. No, you aren't
allowed to believe in bits and pieces of the Bible and then skip over
the ridiculous parts.
But there's nothing vague about Job. God tortured Job, killed his
family, destroyed him on every level, simply because Satan messed with
His (God's) mind about it. It's made very very explicit that Job did
NOTHING wrong, either before, during, or after the period of divine
stalking. In fact it's made very clear that that is WHY, precisely,
Satan chose him. Job is punished BECAUSE he's good, AND because God
ISN'T BRIGHT ENOUGH to see that He's being manipulated by Satan.
And of course, despite the many miracles described in the Bible, it
doesn't even cross God's mind to, say, bring Job's kids back from the
dead or any such thing. After this horrible period of abuse God
simply pats Job on the head for not losing his trust in God
throughout, and says "there there, good boy Job".
The dysfunctionality inherent in Judeo/Christian belief, certainly
literal belief, is at it's clearest in Job.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Well I am not going to get into a 'my ego is more dissolved than yours' match.
with you
>
>
> The story of Job never fails to get a laugh out of me.
>
> There it is, lying in the middle of the Bible like a Three Stooges
> movie playing in the middle of the Louvre. Christians and Jews alike
> are supposed to believe in it. That's the rules. No, you aren't
> allowed to believe in bits and pieces of the Bible and then skip over
> the ridiculous parts.
>
> But there's nothing vague about Job. God tortured Job, killed his
> family, destroyed him on every level, simply because Satan messed with
> His (God's) mind about it. It's made very very explicit that Job did
> NOTHING wrong, either before, during, or after the period of divine
> stalking. In fact it's made very clear that that is WHY, precisely,
> Satan chose him. Job is punished BECAUSE he's good, AND because God
> ISN'T BRIGHT ENOUGH to see that He's being manipulated by Satan.
>
> And of course, despite the many miracles described in the Bible, it
> doesn't even cross God's mind to, say, bring Job's kids back from the
> dead or any such thing. After this horrible period of abuse God
> simply pats Job on the head for not losing his trust in God
> throughout, and says "there there, good boy Job".
>
> The dysfunctionality inherent in Judeo/Christian belief, certainly
> literal belief, is at it's clearest in Job.
Brilliant! Definitely well said. I have friends, good Christians mind
you, that wonder why I left Christianity. My answer is usually quite
simple... "Because I've read the ENTIRE book."
--
Illuminations,
Reverend Kenny
"A computer without Microsoft is like chocolate cake without mustard"
-Anothermouse
Correspondent:: "Kevin Cunningham" Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2005 14:24:12 GMT
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"Reverend Kenny" <5ubg3n1u5@comcast.no.spam> wrote in message
news:RJednfawNO2g8W3cRVn-sQ@comcast.com...
>
>>
>>
>> The story of Job never fails to get a laugh out of me.
>>
>> There it is, lying in the middle of the Bible like a Three Stooges
>> movie playing in the middle of the Louvre. Christians and Jews alike
>> are supposed to believe in it. That's the rules. No, you aren't
>> allowed to believe in bits and pieces of the Bible and then skip over
>> the ridiculous parts.
>>
>> But there's nothing vague about Job. God tortured Job, killed his
>> family, destroyed him on every level, simply because Satan messed with
>> His (God's) mind about it. It's made very very explicit that Job did
>> NOTHING wrong, either before, during, or after the period of divine
>> stalking. In fact it's made very clear that that is WHY, precisely,
>> Satan chose him. Job is punished BECAUSE he's good, AND because God
>> ISN'T BRIGHT ENOUGH to see that He's being manipulated by Satan.
>>
>> And of course, despite the many miracles described in the Bible, it
>> doesn't even cross God's mind to, say, bring Job's kids back from the
>> dead or any such thing. After this horrible period of abuse God
>> simply pats Job on the head for not losing his trust in God
>> throughout, and says "there there, good boy Job".
>>
>> The dysfunctionality inherent in Judeo/Christian belief, certainly
>> literal belief, is at it's clearest in Job.
>
> Brilliant! Definitely well said. I have friends, good Christians mind you,
> that wonder why I left Christianity. My answer is usually quite simple...
> "Because I've read the ENTIRE book."
>
> --
> Illuminations,
> Reverend Kenny
>
There is very strong evidence that the present Book of Job was not the
first. In the first version of the Book Job got nothing, nada, the big zero
out of God. The end of the book is Job sitting on a pile of shit and saying
"Jesus, I should have worshipped "BoB"." An early use of the name Jesus.
Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta
Correspondent:: Pope Phil Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2005 12:06:02 +0000 (UTC)
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Modemac wrote:
...
> SpongeBob - who appears on the children's cable channel Nickelodeon -
> is seen as an icon for adult gay men in the US, apparently because he
> regularly holds hands with his sidekick Patrick.
>
quite right too - that's the way that AIDS spreads, and unAmerican values
Correspondent:: "Assco" Date: 21 Jan 2005 08:11:27 -0800
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<< SpongeBob - who appears on the children's
cable channel Nickelodeon -
is seen as an icon for adult gay men in the US,
apparently because he
regularly holds hands with his sidekick Patrick.>>
I hear Nickelodeon is set to capitalize on this
audience segment with an entirely new cable
television channel -- "Dickelodeon" -- set to
premiere this summer with lots of new cartoons.
Some of the new series we can expect to see
include:
"Flamingfag Freakpants"
"Cocksmoker the Twinkboy"
"Faggy O'Queer, The Happy Bear" and
"Anal Force 5000"
Correspondent:: gcarras@aol.com
Date: 3 Feb 2005 20:59:53 -0800
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Well, any channell that banned its own hit seriwes pre-rugrat, REN AND
STIMPY, DESERVED being called DICKELODEON!
Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley Date: Sat, 22 Jan 2005 06:35:09 +1100
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>> SpongeBob - who appears on the children's cable channel Nickelodeon -
>> is seen as an icon for adult gay men in the US, apparently because he
>> regularly holds hands with his sidekick Patrick.
>
> quite right too - that's the way that AIDS spreads, and unAmerican values
perhaps someone got the idea that Spongebob was some kind of
contraceptive sponge.
--
WHOOOOOOOOOO -
lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Correspondent:: "Feeding The Frenzy" Date: 21 Jan 2005 06:34:30 -0800
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Homeland Security is after SpongeBob too.
HOMELAND SECURITY ALERT MEMO FOR JANUARY 21ST, 2005
------------------------------------------------------
FWD TO: Tom Ridge, Michael Chertoff
TITLE: SpongeBob SquarePants Dossier
NAME: SpongeBob Squarepants
BACKGROUND: Subversive Al-Qaeda social terrorist who's promoting a gay
agenda to corrupt George W. Bush's young Republican supporters by
batting big flashy eyes, by hugging friends way too close and watching
a television show about a Mermaid Man.
GAY FRIENDS: Patrick - a Starfish; a Possible Communist symbol
according to the "J. Edgar Hoover Secret FBI Handbook On Communist
Subversion" supplied to Homeland Security courtesy of Attorney General
John Ashcroft.
SUSPICIOUS TERRORISTIC ACTIVITY: Lives in a Pineapple Under The Sea.
Spontaneously inflates himself with water. Bats eyelashes. Hugs
friends way to close. Watches a Mermaid Man on TV. Appears in music
video while dancing to the gay disco song "We Are Family".
THREAT ASSESSMENT: RED ALERT
CONTINGENCY PLAN 1: ELIMINATE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS THREAT WITH EXTREME
PREJUDICE. LAUNCH TACTICAL NUCLEAR ATTACK ON THE PINEAPPLE UNDER THE
SEA. DESTROY TARGET.
CONTINGENCY PLAN 2: Burn all books, merchandise, videos and DVD's
relating to SpongeBob Squarepants. Instruct the FCC to ban the airing
of SpongeBob SquarePants In America for all time.
CONTINGENCY PLAN 3: Re-Brainwash Americas Youth With George W. Bush's
Second Inauguration Speech to wipe away all mental fragments of
SpongeBob Squarepants.
CONTINGENCY PLAN 4: Lock up supporters of SpongeBob Squarepants in FEMA
Relocation Camps. Use forced drugging to break SpongeBob
brainwashing. Implant detainees with implantable microchips for
further surveillance in the event of psychological reversion to
SpongeBob's ideology. Psycholocial revertees and detained SpongeBob
supporters are subject to harsh and unusual interrogation methods in
order to make more SpongeBob SquarePants supporters reveal themselves
when they retaliate with further subversion. See Secretary of Defense
Donald Rumsfeld's P2OG(Proactive, Preemptive Operations Group) plan for
further details.
MESSAGE NOTE: THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT.
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Correspondent:: "ouroboros rex" Date: Fri, 21 Jan 2005 12:15:26 -0600
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"Modemac" wrote in message
news:1106241949.299780.155590@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>I guess Tinky-Winky and the Teletubbies are passe these days. Now
> they're going after SpongeBob Squarepants because of his obviously gay
> relationship with Patrick the starfish. (I don't suppose they've
> considered the possibility that SpongeBob and Patrick are best buddies
> because they're STUPID?!?)
that probably would not occur to them, because... well, you get it.
>
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4190699.stm
>
> Title: US RIGHT ATTACKS SPONGEBOB VIDEO
>
> US conservative groups are up in arms over a music video featuring
> children's TV heroes such as the cheerful cartoon character SpongeBob
> SquarePants.
>
> Focus on the Family and other groups say the video - a remake of the
> Sister Sledge hit, We Are Family - is a vehicle for pro-gay propaganda.
>
> The video's makers plan to mail it to US schools in the spring to
> promote tolerance and diversity.
>
> The video also features children's favourites like Bob the Builder,
> along with characters from Sesame Street and The Muppet Show.
>
> But James Dobson, founder of right-wing Christian group Focus on the
> Family, singled out SpongeBob at a black-tie dinner in Washington in
> the run-up to President Bush's inauguration, the New York Times said.
>
> SpongeBob - who appears on the children's cable channel Nickelodeon -
> is seen as an icon for adult gay men in the US, apparently because he
> regularly holds hands with his sidekick Patrick.
>