Report on iDRMRSR
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 20:21:26 -0500
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After reading his reports on his first week of retirement, I became
concerned about iDRMRSR and, since he lives around the corner from the
nearest mailbox, I used Membership-mailing as an excuse to drop in on
him unexpectedly.
It is ALMOST as bad as I feared. I had secretly been worried that his
first Monday of Slack would kill him. Instead he has gone totally to
seed. He now resembles that blind long-haired Japanese Aum Shinrikyo
cult leader guy, Suckyu Asshair, who ordered the Tokyo subway nerve gas
attacks. His hair and beard aren't that long but they are unruly, like
a crazy man's. When he came to the door it was obvious that he had been
ASLEEP when I knocked -- AT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON! He was wearing what
looked like pajamas and was completely dissheveled, unshaven, generally
resembling a hobo.
The last time I saw Mister Sister, before Xislessnessmess, he looked
(at first glance, if you didn't watch his expressions too closely) like
a straight-laced regular Republican type office worker human. Maybe a
little too extreme looking to be mistaken for a fullblood human, but
he'd pass. He passed long enough to retire, obviously.
NO LONGER.
Today, you would NOT mistake iDRMRSR for a human. He has retired -- to
FULL RAMPANT YETIHOOD, WITH PAY!
EYIYIYIYIYI!!!
--
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.
(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 20:44:42 -0500
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This is approximately what Stang saw:
http://www.potter-and-all.com/hagrid.jpg
Pardon me, but I have to get back to sleep!
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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 19:02:00 -0700
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iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> This is approximately what Stang saw:
>
> http://www.potter-and-all.com/hagrid.jpg
>
> Pardon me, but I have to get back to sleep!
>
Other things Rev Stang might have seen:
http://tinyurl.com/63eh9
http://tinyurl.com/2jyx5
http://tinyurl.com/4yypz
http://tinyurl.com/4wvug
--
"Do not EVER watch a Rammstein video when
you are fried on Hawaiian mushrooms."
--take my word for it
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 18:27:56 -0800
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On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 19:02:00 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
wrote:
>iDRMRSR wrote:
>>
>> This is approximately what Stang saw:
>>
>> http://www.potter-and-all.com/hagrid.jpg
>>
>> Pardon me, but I have to get back to sleep!
>>
>
>Other things Rev Stang might have seen:
>
>http://tinyurl.com/63eh9
>
>http://tinyurl.com/2jyx5
>
>http://tinyurl.com/4yypz
>
>http://tinyurl.com/4wvug
http://tinyurl.com/6yavy
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
- Nietzsche
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 18:31:58 -0800
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On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 18:27:56 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 19:02:00 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
> wrote:
>
>>iDRMRSR wrote:
>>>
>>> This is approximately what Stang saw:
>>>
>>> http://www.potter-and-all.com/hagrid.jpg
>>>
>>> Pardon me, but I have to get back to sleep!
>>>
>>
>>Other things Rev Stang might have seen:
>>
>>http://tinyurl.com/63eh9
>>
>>http://tinyurl.com/2jyx5
>>
>>http://tinyurl.com/4yypz
>>
>>http://tinyurl.com/4wvug
>
>http://tinyurl.com/6yavy
http://tinyurl.com/4h5wn
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
The fish is the last one to notice the water
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 18:38:40 -0800
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On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 18:31:58 -0800, Zapanaz
wrote:
>On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 18:27:56 -0800, Zapanaz
> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 07 Jan 2005 19:02:00 -0700, "nu-monet v7.0"
>> wrote:
>>
>>>iDRMRSR wrote:
>>>>
>>>> This is approximately what Stang saw:
>>>>
>>>> http://www.potter-and-all.com/hagrid.jpg
>>>>
>>>> Pardon me, but I have to get back to sleep!
>>>>
>>>
>>>Other things Rev Stang might have seen:
>>>
>>>http://tinyurl.com/63eh9
>>>
>>>http://tinyurl.com/2jyx5
>>>
>>>http://tinyurl.com/4yypz
>>>
>>>http://tinyurl.com/4wvug
>>
>>http://tinyurl.com/6yavy
>
>http://tinyurl.com/4h5wn
http://tinyurl.com/6sf3t
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
Why not have an adoption agency set up a desk in front of the abortion
clinic, and as soon as the protesters show up, they can say "Wonderful!
You like saving children? We've got LOTS of children you can take care
of!"
-- www.fridayjones.com
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sun, 9 Jan 2005 23:59:08 -0500
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Cum ta stink of it, this is MORE ACCURATELY what Stang saw:
http://tinyurl.com/5qco6
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Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 17:44:15 GMT
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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
> Cum ta stink of it, this is MORE ACCURATELY what Stang saw:
> > http://tinyurl.com/5qco6
That IS Stang.... isn't it? Naw, the lips are too full and sensuous.
Stang is a somewhat thinner man and his eyes are far more WILD. Don't
let him stare at you with the left one for too long; that's his HEXIN'
eye. Trust me on this; I had a full head of hair when I first met him.
--
HellPope Huey
Director and Star of "Mon Nuclear Derrier Amour"
("I Love My Nuclear Ass")
If you want to see the true measure of a man,
watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
- J. K. Rowling
"If you don't have enemies,
you don't have character."
- Paul Newman
Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 18:52:39 -0700
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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> ...Instead he has gone totally to
> seed. He now resembles that blind long-haired
> Japanese Aum Shinrikyo cult leader guy, Suckyu
> Asshair, who ordered the Tokyo subway nerve gas
> attacks.
>
> Today, you would NOT mistake iDRMRSR for a human.
> He has retired -- to
> FULL RAMPANT YETIHOOD, WITH PAY!
>
> EYIYIYIYIYI!!!
>
And yet every time we ask him when and what subway,
he just mumbles incoherently about "those damn kids
on my lawn."
--
Herring communicate with each other
via a high-pitched, "raspberry"-like
sound emitted from their anuses.
These noises are not produced by
digestive gases.
-- from 'The New Scientist'