Retirement Report
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Wed, 5 Jan 2005 15:39:52 -0500
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Here I am at the half week of retirement mark. I've been sleeping 10-11
hours unbroken. I find this leaves me just enough time to prepare and eat
meals, excremeditate, and watch a couple of DVDs. Oh yeah, and monitor
alt.slack.
I woke up this morning with a real nightmare. Actually, it wasn't all that
bad. But being severed from werke, I find most of the dreams are still work
themed. It's as if I still had a job, but when I look, it's not there any
more.
I was in this meeting with all these Pink werkers. Nobody that I
recognized. Funny, I wonder how much they pay strangers to sit there and
play parts in your dreams. Where do these people come from, anyhow.
Well, I was presenting a report on some project that had gone Deep South and
this was like the post mortem meeting. Apparently, we had to save money,
hence, the damn thing was doomed to failure. Except that we were following
a money saving plan dictated by the meeting's leader, a real icy cunt
bosslady with manish haircut and a thin mustache. As I said before, s/he
didn't resemble anyone I ever knew, except maybe by type. A senior vice
president, perhaps.
I was explaining that we had to rewrite parts of the system as we were going
along just to keep our heads above water, when she said "Reactionary
Monitoring!!! Exactly the thing I recommended! Focused, Reactionary
Monitoring! Excellent!".
At this point I woke up because I had to pee. But I felt satisfied, because
in that moment of Pink Logic, I had failed on the project, but I did just
what the boss wanted, ergo, I was a hero. All through the process of
Reactionary Montoring!
I'd post .movs on ABS, but the technology doesn't yet exist.
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Correspondent:: purple
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 18:48:44 -0500
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You might be dead. Check out WAKING LIFE (2001) again for lucidity
potential.
The Great Bob Dobbs
On 1/5/05 3:39 PM, in article W7ednUY0jYsFzUHcRVn-2Q@giganews.com, "iDRMRSR"
wrote:
> Here I am at the half week of retirement mark. I've been sleeping 10-11
> hours unbroken. I find this leaves me just enough time to prepare and eat
> meals, excremeditate, and watch a couple of DVDs. Oh yeah, and monitor
> alt.slack.
>
> I woke up this morning with a real nightmare. Actually, it wasn't all that
> bad. But being severed from werke, I find most of the dreams are still work
> themed. It's as if I still had a job, but when I look, it's not there any
> more.
>
> I was in this meeting with all these Pink werkers. Nobody that I
> recognized. Funny, I wonder how much they pay strangers to sit there and
> play parts in your dreams. Where do these people come from, anyhow.
>
> Well, I was presenting a report on some project that had gone Deep South and
> this was like the post mortem meeting. Apparently, we had to save money,
> hence, the damn thing was doomed to failure. Except that we were following
> a money saving plan dictated by the meeting's leader, a real icy cunt
> bosslady with manish haircut and a thin mustache. As I said before, s/he
> didn't resemble anyone I ever knew, except maybe by type. A senior vice
> president, perhaps.
>
> I was explaining that we had to rewrite parts of the system as we were going
> along just to keep our heads above water, when she said "Reactionary
> Monitoring!!! Exactly the thing I recommended! Focused, Reactionary
> Monitoring! Excellent!".
>
> At this point I woke up because I had to pee. But I felt satisfied, because
> in that moment of Pink Logic, I had failed on the project, but I did just
> what the boss wanted, ergo, I was a hero. All through the process of
> Reactionary Montoring!
>
> I'd post .movs on ABS, but the technology doesn't yet exist.
>
> [*]
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>
>
Correspondent:: "fen"
Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2005 02:49:44 -0500
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"iDRMRSR" wrote in message
news:W7ednUY0jYsFzUHcRVn-2Q@giganews.com...
> Here I am at the half week of retirement mark. I've been sleeping 10-11
> hours unbroken. I find this leaves me just enough time to prepare and eat
> meals, excremeditate, and watch a couple of DVDs. Oh yeah, and monitor
> alt.slack.
>
> I woke up this morning with a real nightmare. Actually, it wasn't all
that
> bad. But being severed from werke, I find most of the dreams are still
work
> themed. It's as if I still had a job, but when I look, it's not there any
> more.
>
> I was in this meeting with all these Pink werkers. Nobody that I
> recognized. Funny, I wonder how much they pay strangers to sit there and
> play parts in your dreams. Where do these people come from, anyhow.
>
> Well, I was presenting a report on some project that had gone Deep South
and
> this was like the post mortem meeting. Apparently, we had to save money,
> hence, the damn thing was doomed to failure. Except that we were
following
> a money saving plan dictated by the meeting's leader, a real icy cunt
> bosslady with manish haircut and a thin mustache. As I said before, s/he
> didn't resemble anyone I ever knew, except maybe by type. A senior vice
> president, perhaps.
>
> I was explaining that we had to rewrite parts of the system as we were
going
> along just to keep our heads above water, when she said "Reactionary
> Monitoring!!! Exactly the thing I recommended! Focused, Reactionary
> Monitoring! Excellent!".
>
> At this point I woke up because I had to pee. But I felt satisfied,
because
> in that moment of Pink Logic, I had failed on the project, but I did just
> what the boss wanted, ergo, I was a hero. All through the process of
> Reactionary Montoring!
>
> I'd post .movs on ABS, but the technology doesn't yet exist.
>
> [*]
> -----
>
Ah so. Crosswoad in life! Where go now...insanity? Kindly old man who feeds
the pidgeons? Don't stop now. Find something that scares the shit out of
you, and do it. Community theatre? BASE jumping?
Amuse yourself to death. It can be done, rich or poor. Yes, I speak of
death. I apologize? We're all headed there, and it sucks. Gotta get there
somehow, though don't we? You can read up on NDE's, and Buddhism, etc. If
you want to stick to Jeebus, the Rosicrucians have some interesting
esoterica. Some comfort can be had in exploring the ways certain cultures
deal with death. Aliens. Sex. I'd like to see something a little closer to
home, personally. A tao-te-"Bob" on how to separate from Cheez Whiz and
Doritos. Where's the chapter that erases the existence of Beaver and Wally,
and the Gipper? There is no thang. PraRevPaco for the barely seeable
unseeable mountain top, shrouded in mist, permanent existence in mind only,
due to a momentary reflection. Sorry, that was a personal image.
I just killed a spider that was about to descend via its web to my lap. I
feel some regret for killing it, but I couldn't have it running around.
The spider, whom I have just murdered, and if there was ever a genocide
trial, I would be certainly be found guilty and sentenced to death, as all
the spiders I kill around here seem to be of the same 'race'. I do let some
go, I might add. It's just that to send one outside now would be slow and
painful murder, instead of quick and painless murder, which I strive to
provide for those whom I decide must die.
STOP SLEEPING SO MUCH. Do NOTHING in excess! Do what you need to do, NOW
THAT YOU HAVE THE SLACK TO DO IT.
Experience beyond the realm of psychotropics await you. Just STAY AWAKE.
You hear me??
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Fri, 07 Jan 2005 12:43:33 -0500
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In article , iDRMRSR
wrote:
> Here I am at the half week of retirement mark. I've been sleeping 10-11
> hours unbroken. I find this leaves me just enough time to prepare and eat
> meals, excremeditate, and watch a couple of DVDs. Oh yeah, and monitor
> alt.slack.
Hmm, I'm the OPPOSITE. We just got back from Slack-cation and I'm at
the half-week of return to work. Filling orders and re-ordering shit.
Yet I find it leaves me with EXACTLY the same amount of time for meals,
excremeditating and DivX movie watching as your sleep-time leaves you!
If you went without sleep too, and get some sound software, you can
join our band "Poo Water Towel". We'll be a Power Trio.
>
> I woke up this morning with a real nightmare. Actually, it wasn't all that
> bad. But being severed from werke, I find most of the dreams are still work
> themed. It's as if I still had a job, but when I look, it's not there any
> more.
Phantom Job. It itches constantly even when it's GONE.
>
> I was in this meeting with all these Pink werkers. Nobody that I
> recognized. Funny, I wonder how much they pay strangers to sit there and
> play parts in your dreams. Where do these people come from, anyhow.
The real pisser is that often those fucks are making more than the
director is, by the hour anyway.
>
> Well, I was presenting a report on some project that had gone Deep South and
> this was like the post mortem meeting. Apparently, we had to save money,
> hence, the damn thing was doomed to failure. Except that we were following
> a money saving plan dictated by the meeting's leader, a real icy cunt
> bosslady with manish haircut and a thin mustache. As I said before, s/he
> didn't resemble anyone I ever knew, except maybe by type. A senior vice
> president, perhaps.
>
> I was explaining that we had to rewrite parts of the system as we were going
> along just to keep our heads above water, when she said "Reactionary
> Monitoring!!! Exactly the thing I recommended! Focused, Reactionary
> Monitoring! Excellent!".
>
> At this point I woke up because I had to pee. But I felt satisfied, because
> in that moment of Pink Logic, I had failed on the project, but I did just
> what the boss wanted, ergo, I was a hero. All through the process of
> Reactionary Montoring!
>
> I'd post .movs on ABS, but the technology doesn't yet exist.
When it does exist, you won't be able to PREVENT the .movs from being
posted... BY THE GOVERNMENT!!
P.S. I have a copy of the movie American Splendor for you so don't buy
it.
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