Sign of the End Times
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 14:59:42 -0500
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Just when you thot the intellectual powers of most humans couldn't possibly
get any VAPIDER:
http://www.newsnet5.com/entertainment/4089539/detail.html
Cripe, she's 57. I bet she can tie her tits around her ankles by now. Hey,
but if she does that, I'm watching!
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Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 17:04:11 -0500
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"iDRMRSR" wrote in message
news:LNmdnSAZDvKzhHHcRVn-2A@giganews.com...
> Just when you thot the intellectual powers of most humans couldn't
possibly
> get any VAPIDER:
>
> http://www.newsnet5.com/entertainment/4089539/detail.html
>
> Cripe, she's 57. I bet she can tie her tits around her ankles by now.
Hey,
> but if she does that, I'm watching!
" Actress Farrah Fawcett says for years people have been asking her to do a
reality show."
OH, REALLY. I... am speechless.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 00:00:04 GMT
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In article ,
"iDRMRSR" wrote:
> Just when you thot the intellectual powers of most humans couldn't possibly
> get any VAPIDER:
>
> http://www.newsnet5.com/entertainment/4089539/detail.html
>
> Cripe, she's 57. I bet she can tie her tits around her ankles by now. Hey,
> but if she does that, I'm watching!
You just want for her to tie them around YOUR ankles.
--
HellPope Huey
Behind every successful man
is either a woman with a pitchfork
or a big TV, a sloppy dog and a microwave
with a lot of wrappers in the floor next to it...
... but not both
When someone does something good, applaud!
You will make two people happy.
- Samuel Goldwyn
Ya know, if you treated every comic
the way you treated me tonight,
you would never see a bad show.
- Buddy Hackett
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 17 Jan 2005 17:13:17 -0800
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There's only ONE good show based on someone's life and it was "I'm with
Busey". It was Gary Busey running around causing total chaos while some
unfortunate schlub tried to rein him in, which was like trying to hold
a thunderstorm in the palm of your hand.
Hell, I wouldn't even watch a reality show about STANG'S life.
Correspondent:: hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Date: 17 Jan 2005 22:02:32 -0800
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Neither would he. It would mostly be footage of him sitting in front
of a Mac, burning out his retinas and irradiating his nads, editing
video. It'd be like "The Truman Show" in reverse, or reflected in 4
mirrors or somethin' like that. Colorful stuff, to be sure, but still
mostly just him doing splices and cussing like a banshee every time the
phone rings. Its sort of an externally-generated version of Tourette's
common to any SubGeener who is in the middle of some sort of UNH. YOU
know what its like.
--
HellPope Huey
Man oh man, am *I* ever goin' to Hell in a Yugo...
... and I've put a brick on the accelerator pedal
so I can moon people while I steer with one hand.
"We're turning into a society
that is accepting the force-feed.
I don't quite understand why
we're going for the things we're going for.
There's no process of elimination anymore in music.
They have these grooming schools
and they're turning out these clones
and the music is sounding so refined
that its not even interesting."
-Merle Haggard
"Did you know embargo backwards is 'O grab me?'"
- "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 23:03:10 -0700
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"Paul Casino" wrote in message
news:1106010797.608368.128470@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> There's only ONE good show based on someone's life and it was "I'm with
> Busey". It was Gary Busey running around causing total chaos while some
> unfortunate schlub tried to rein him in, which was like trying to hold
> a thunderstorm in the palm of your hand.
> Hell, I wouldn't even watch a reality show about STANG'S life.
>
That was a great show! I watched every episode! Wonder what happened to the
next season? Busey is truly warped! I loved the one when he went into like
Circuit City and told the salesman that cellphones blew up on a regular
basis and they were all being bugged by the CIA...I laughed. A few days
later I read in Fortean Times about some lady's cell phone exploding! Now
they actually warn you about it on gas station signs! So Busey wasn't so
crazy in the end...A prophet for our times?
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 22:05:35 -0800
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On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 23:03:10 -0700, "angelicusrex"
wrote:
>That was a great show! I watched every episode! Wonder what happened to the
>next season? Busey is truly warped! I loved the one when he went into like
>Circuit City and told the salesman that cellphones blew up on a regular
>basis and they were all being bugged by the CIA...I laughed. A few days
>later I read in Fortean Times about some lady's cell phone exploding! Now
>they actually warn you about it on gas station signs! So Busey wasn't so
>crazy in the end...A prophet for our times?
just remember, just because you're crazy doesn't mean real life isn't
crazier.
--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I don't have any great spoilers for Star Wars Episode 2 yet because so
far in the movie, I haven't seen anything that would surprise anyone.
- The Rev. Ivan Stang
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 18 Jan 2005 15:54:23 -0800
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Busey is neither a prophet nor a genius. He's a god damn FORCE OF
NATURE that needs must be put down IMMEDIATELY for the good of all
mankind, for he will one day destroy us all if gone unchecked. He is
bat-shit crzy and THAT'S what made the show good.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Tue, 18 Jan 2005 23:57:24 -0700
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I thought all real prophets were bat-shit crazy and have to finally be put
down for the good of us all?
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 18 Jan 2005 21:09:14 GMT
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>Hell, I wouldn't even watch a reality show about STANG'S life.
Oh yea, like anyone would believe that someone like Stang actually lived!
Stang is one of those guys like George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, or Ed Wood
who are so much larger then life, the seem to beyond mere men!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one kneeeeeeew
He was a mongoloid!
Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Wed, 19 Jan 2005 08:48:58 -0500
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In article <20050118160914.10948.00000106@mb-m28.aol.com>, Rev. Richard
Skull wrote:
> >Hell, I wouldn't even watch a reality show about STANG'S life.
>
> Oh yea, like anyone would believe that someone like Stang actually lived!
>
> Stang is one of those guys like George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, or Ed
> Wood
> who are so much larger then life, the seem to beyond mere men!
>
HEY! You left out Tiny Tim and Boy George!
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Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 19 Jan 2005 19:46:47 GMT
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>HEY! You left out Tiny Tim and Boy George!
And Micheal Jackson too.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one kneeeeeeew
He was a mongoloid!
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 19 Jan 2005 16:07:23 -0800
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And J.R. "Bob" Dobbs. Whenever his mind wanders and he "zones out",
say, while driving his car or performing a third nostril opening
opperation, his merest day-dream is VASTLY more engaging than anyone's
life could EVER be, a SPECTACULAR balls-to-the-walls EXTRAVAGANZA of
EPIC proportions! That, or it's so intensely mundane it's a parody of
itself.