So I was....
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 16 Jan 2005 22:36:57 GMT
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At my sister's house yesterday. She had the "History" Channel on and they had
the show "Mail Call" where a retired Marines explains in an anoying voice why
Amerikkka's Military is the Greatest in the World!
Yes sirreeee "bob". He done showed all them there Billion Dollar Helmuts for
Fighter Pilots that helped Amerikkka Win the invasion of Iraq! (then helmuts
and the fact that Iraq had no operational fighter aircraft or Anti-Aircraft
missiles designed before Jimmy Carter was president)
Yes sirrrreee 'Bob'! Them there expensive thing made Amerikkka Military
capibple of anything! Thats why we's have to have Dubya spend more bilions of
helmuts and trained dolphins, and lasers, and Anti-Balistic missiles missiles!
So we can defeat all the evil doers!
Then I check out the news form Iraq! The Iraqi resistance have developed a
roadside bomb design that can distroy the Bradley Fighting vehicle! And they
did it with spending Billions of Dinars!
I turned the channel and there was a commercial for a new PC Game, Mercinary!
Yes, you too can fight for money!!
And at the Toy Store, duriing the peak of the Beltway Sniper affair, some kid
was all excited becuase he was getting the Sniper Action Figure!
Yes, this is one fucked up country!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
And he wore a hat
And he had a job
And he brought home the bacon
So that no one kneeeeeeew
He was a mongoloid!
Correspondent:: phy
Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 02:12:15 GMT
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mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote in
news:20050116173657.06043.00000062@mb-m20.aol.com:
> Then I check out the news form Iraq! The Iraqi resistance have
> developed a roadside bomb design that can distroy the Bradley Fighting
> vehicle! And they did it with spending Billions of Dinars!
yeahbut... let's see them build a roadside bomb that can blow up a fighter
pilot!
-phy