Somebody's on a Crusade

Correspondent:: "Rev. Ivan Stang"
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 12:20:34 -0500

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... and alerting all their friends to battle the evil of SubSITE!

LETTER #2

From: (censored)@aol.com

Subject: Your Website is totally disgusting!!!!
To: stang@subgenius.com
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I went to your website looking for wholesome, thought provoking
insight. I was totally repulsed and disgusted with what I found. Why
don't you use your time and the space on the Internet for something
that is beneficial to humanity rather than this trash?
                                                
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LETTER #3 (I like the spelling on this one)

Subject: BoB

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To: stang@subgenius.com
From: Anonymous


you have been wondering....... for a long time now........the lingering
doubts about the justification of your existence, while spending hours
calculating your intelligence (can't get the damn thing past 98)in a
vain attempt to make yourself feel better.........but only loneliness
and obscurity await you...... Emptiness, since you do not believe in an
afterlife........... Fine........as you wish. You have created your own
reality........ BoB.

--
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(4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected, Rev. Ivan Stang, prop.)
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
Dobbs-Approved Authorized Commercial Outreach of The Church of the SubGenius
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB


Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 17:31:52 +0000

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On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 12:20:34 -0500, in reply to "Rev. Ivan Stang"
:

>... and alerting all their friends to battle the evil of SubSITE!

Re-arrange subSITE a little so that they can get to the Art Mines
express-style. Or are they complaining about other parts of it now?

>
>LETTER #2
>
>From: (censored)@aol.com

>Subject: Your Website is totally disgusting!!!!
>To: stang@subgenius.com
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>I went to your website looking for wholesome, thought provoking
>insight. I was totally repulsed and disgusted with what I found. Why
>don't you use your time and the space on the Internet for something
>that is beneficial to humanity rather than this trash?
>                                                 
>*********************
>
>LETTER #3 (I like the spelling on this one)
>
>Subject: BoB

>X-Abuse-Complaints: abuse@anonymizer.com
>To: stang@subgenius.com
>From: Anonymous
>
>
>you have been wondering....... for a long time now........the lingering
>doubts about the justification of your existence, while spending hours
>calculating your intelligence (can't get the damn thing past 98)in a
>vain attempt to make yourself feel better.........but only loneliness
>and obscurity await you...... Emptiness, since you do not believe in an
>afterlife........... Fine........as you wish. You have created your own
>reality........ BoB.



Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 10:40:36 -0700

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Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>
> LETTER #2
>
> From: (censored)@aol.com

Y'know, in a way you're sorta like Batman.

And all of these stalker kook types are
like Batman villains.

And, of course, you know why after all the
shit they do, they're still walking around
on the streets, don't you?


--
"This hedgehog will live with us!"


Correspondent:: IMBJR
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 17:48:14 +0000

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On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 10:40:36 -0700, in reply to "nu-monet v7.0"
:

>Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>>
>> LETTER #2
>>
>> From: (censored)@aol.com
>
>Y'know, in a way you're sorta like Batman.
>
>And all of these stalker kook types are
>like Batman villains.
>
>And, of course, you know why after all the
>shit they do, they're still walking around
>on the streets, don't you?

He didn't ass-rape them hard enuth?



Correspondent:: "Kevin Cunningham"
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 15:31:35 GMT

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"IMBJR" wrote in message
news:gir2u0dfom6ovtiqocf53huog8vtmbsali@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 10:40:36 -0700, in reply to "nu-monet v7.0"
> :
>
>>Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
>>>
>>> LETTER #2
>>>
>>> From: (censored)@aol.com
>>
>>Y'know, in a way you're sorta like Batman.
>>
>>And all of these stalker kook types are
>>like Batman villains.
>>
>>And, of course, you know why after all the
>>shit they do, they're still walking around
>>on the streets, don't you?
>
> He didn't ass-rape them hard enuth?
>
Which one is "he"?

Rev. Dr. Junior Mints
Anti-Pope of Atlanta




Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 18:10:04 GMT

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"nu-monet v7.0" wrote:

> Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> >
> > LETTER #2
> >
> > From: (censored)@aol.com
>
> Y'know, in a way you're sorta like Batman.
>
> And all of these stalker kook types are
> like Batman villains.
>
> And, of course, you know why after all the
> shit they do, they're still walking around
> on the streets, don't you?
>

The Batmobile is borken?





Correspondent:: "Revi Shankar"
Date: Sun, 9 Jan 2005 14:14:57 -0500

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wrote

> "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
>
> > Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> > >
> > > LETTER #2
> > >
> > > From: (censored)@aol.com
> >
> > Y'know, in a way you're sorta like Batman.
> >
> > And all of these stalker kook types are
> > like Batman villains.
> >
> > And, of course, you know why after all the
> > shit they do, they're still walking around
> > on the streets, don't you?
> >
>
> The Batmobile is borken?
>

Ach! See Lenny Bruce and "Thank You Masked Man".






Correspondent:: König Prüß, GfbAEV
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 19:29:00 GMT

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Revi Shankar wrote:

> wrote
>
> > "nu-monet v7.0" wrote:
> >
> > > Rev. Ivan Stang wrote:
> > > >
> > > > LETTER #2
> > > >
> > > > From: (censored)@aol.com
> > >
> > > Y'know, in a way you're sorta like Batman.
> > >
> > > And all of these stalker kook types are
> > > like Batman villains.
> > >
> > > And, of course, you know why after all the
> > > shit they do, they're still walking around
> > > on the streets, don't you?
> > >
> >
> > The Batmobile is borken?
> >
>
> Ach! See Lenny Bruce and "Thank You Masked Man".

Neat! Right below that was:

Now, I wonder how many of you in the audience have ever performed an
unnatural act...like pissing in the sink?....One time in your life have
you ever pissed in a sink? [Monologue continues with story about a man
who urinates in his apartment sink, angering his roommate.]...."What are
you doing?"..."I am washing my leg."...."Bullshit, you were jerking off
into the sink."...."No, really, I am washing my leg.".."Well, if you
have to do it, go out on the ledge."...The fellow goes out onto the
window ledge...People think he wants to commit suicide...All he wants to
do is urinate...A priest talks to him...Fire trucks appear...nets and
ladders...Finally, the guy's mother...."Mamma, all I want to do is take
a piss."...."Go ahead, son, piss."...."I can't, Mamma, there are too
many people looking....I can't piss when all these people are
looking."....."So run some water down there....Turn on the
hoses....Can't you see the boy wants to pee-pee?....."




Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sun, 9 Jan 2005 13:05:38 -0700

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote in message
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> ... and alerting all their friends to battle the evil of SubSITE!
>
> LETTER #2
>
> From: (censored)@aol.com

> Subject: Your Website is totally disgusting!!!!
> To: stang@subgenius.com
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>
> I went to your website looking for wholesome, thought provoking
> insight. I was totally repulsed and disgusted with what I found. Why
> don't you use your time and the space on the Internet for something
> that is beneficial to humanity rather than this trash?

I find the Religious Right's sites equally disgusting. Interesting that this
pink-boy decided to peruse the whole thing at length, just to make sure how
disgusting it really was. Now, to be sure there are some things on the site,
like the chick masturbating the chimp, I find disgusting. But then, I like
to be disgusted.

B-B (maybe we should spell it like this, like the Jews spell G-D. because to
say the NAME is a blasphemy and a vanity?)




Correspondent:: Zapanaz
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 13:00:03 -0800

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On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 12:20:34 -0500, "Rev. Ivan Stang"
wrote:

>LETTER #3 (I like the spelling on this one)
>
>Subject: BoB

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>To: stang@subgenius.com
>From: Anonymous
>
>
>you have been wondering....... for a long time now........the lingering
>doubts about the justification of your existence, while spending hours
>calculating your intelligence (can't get the damn thing past 98)in a
>vain attempt to make yourself feel better.........but only loneliness
>and obscurity await you...... Emptiness, since you do not believe in an
>afterlife........... Fine........as you wish. You have created your own
>reality........ BoB.

This one sounds like purple. Projecting.


--
Zapanaz
International Satanic Conspiracy
Customer Support Specialist
http://joecosby.com/
I'm not a burger flipper... I'm a meat transfer technician!



Correspondent:: nikolai kingsley
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 13:11:10 +1100

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> ... and alerting all their friends to battle the evil of SubSITE!


i have to wonder what the historical Jesus thought, back in the hazy
years following -1 BC, the first time he met a special interest lone
kook-style nut-case who thought HE was Jesus. "fine, the Romans can nail
*you* up instead of me."


Correspondent:: nenslo
Date: Mon, 10 Jan 2005 23:52:23 -0800

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"Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
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> ... and alerting all their friends to battle the evil of SubSITE!
>
> LETTER #2
>
> I went to your website looking for wholesome, thought provoking
> insight.

: )