Spam header o' the Day
Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 22:41:34 -0500
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Now this one amused me so much, I had to try and read the damn thing
regardless what worms it carried:
VACUUM IS YOURS TO KEEP PENDING PARTICIPATION
Clearly I wasn't thinking of the floor cleaning device when I looked at the
header.
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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 22:03:31 -0700
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iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> Now this one amused me so much, I had to try
> and read the damn thing regardless what worms
> it carried:
>
> VACUUM IS YOURS TO KEEP PENDING PARTICIPATION
I kind of wonder what spam header I would just
have to open up to find out. Granted these silly
non-sequitors occassionally work. But other stuff:
haiku:
Penis Enlargement / She will be ever grateful /
When she screams in pain
alliteration:
Seize sexual satisfaction surely stupefying sexy
senioritas sloppily slurping surplus semen
rhyme:
You slob, "Bob", your nob glob blob in her yob
threatening:
I will cut a triangle of hairy skin from your head
to use as a merkin
warning:
GET OUT NOW! THE DEA ARE HEADING TO YOUR PLACE RIGHT
NOW! YOU ONLY HAVE A MINUTE OR TWO LEFT!
impersonation:
You are hearby requested and required to appear at
the nearest US Army Reserve Center nlt 1600 02/02/2005
for induction physical under penalty of law
worse impersonation:
http://www.perverted-justice.com
WE HAVE OUR EYE ON YOU!
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Church of Kali, U.S.A. (Reformed)