Spam header o' the Day

Correspondent:: "iDRMRSR"
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 22:41:34 -0500

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Now this one amused me so much, I had to try and read the damn thing
regardless what worms it carried:

VACUUM IS YOURS TO KEEP PENDING PARTICIPATION

Clearly I wasn't thinking of the floor cleaning device when I looked at the
header.

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Correspondent:: "nu-monet v7.0"
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 22:03:31 -0700

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iDRMRSR wrote:
>
> Now this one amused me so much, I had to try
> and read the damn thing regardless what worms
> it carried:
>
> VACUUM IS YOURS TO KEEP PENDING PARTICIPATION

I kind of wonder what spam header I would just
have to open up to find out. Granted these silly
non-sequitors occassionally work. But other stuff:

haiku:

Penis Enlargement / She will be ever grateful /
When she screams in pain

alliteration:

Seize sexual satisfaction surely stupefying sexy
senioritas sloppily slurping surplus semen

rhyme:

You slob, "Bob", your nob glob blob in her yob

threatening:

I will cut a triangle of hairy skin from your head
to use as a merkin

warning:

GET OUT NOW! THE DEA ARE HEADING TO YOUR PLACE RIGHT
NOW! YOU ONLY HAVE A MINUTE OR TWO LEFT!

impersonation:

You are hearby requested and required to appear at
the nearest US Army Reserve Center nlt 1600 02/02/2005
for induction physical under penalty of law

worse impersonation:

http://www.perverted-justice.com
WE HAVE OUR EYE ON YOU!


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