Speaking of the Stooges
Correspondent:: mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull)
Date: 02 Jan 2005 02:16:43 GMT
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My sister and I were talking about what age is appropiate to indroduce her
Grandson to the Stooges.
He is now 7 years old.
She thinks we should wait another year or two.
I say, he already plays Vidoe games that make Hilter look like Heidi! So what
harm can seeing to stooges do him.
Seeing that this new group is full of Masters of The Stoogly Arts, I'd come
here for expert opionons.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man
"War hath no Fury like a non-combatants"
Charles E. Montague
Correspondent:: Ued
Date: Sat, 1 Jan 2005 22:55:34 -0500
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In article <20050101211643.06439.00002310@mb-m18.aol.com>,
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo says...
> My sister and I were talking about what age is appropiate to indroduce her
> Grandson to the Stooges.
>
> He is now 7 years old.
>
> She thinks we should wait another year or two.
>
> I say, he already plays Vidoe games that make Hilter look like Heidi! So what
> harm can seeing to stooges do him.
>
> Seeing that this new group is full of Masters of The Stoogly Arts, I'd come
> here for expert opionons.
Wait until he can explain why Curly just barks "woo-woo-woo-woo-woo"
when Moe hits him in the head with a sledgehammer, instead of dropping
dead.
Correspondent:: "angelicusrex"
Date: Sat, 1 Jan 2005 21:12:15 -0700
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
news:20050101211643.06439.00002310@mb-m18.aol.com...
> My sister and I were talking about what age is appropiate to indroduce her
> Grandson to the Stooges.
>
> He is now 7 years old.
>
> She thinks we should wait another year or two.
>
> I say, he already plays Vidoe games that make Hilter look like Heidi! So
> what
> harm can seeing to stooges do him.
>
> Seeing that this new group is full of Masters of The Stoogly Arts, I'd
> come
> here for expert opionons.
For the love of BOB! I've been watching the stooges since I was in diapers
and I'm fifty years old now. Haven't killed anyone yet, nor have I pulled
anyone's nose with pair of pliers or hit them over the head with a
pipewrench. All I did was laugh my head off and get a lot of fond memories
of my three favorite stooges.
Archimandrite Pudlevitcz
Correspondent:: "just john"
Date: 2 Jan 2005 11:45:05 -0800
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Oh, THOSE Stooges.
Iggy just had some reunion gigs with the Stooges I thought of.
Correspondent:: HellPope Huey
Date: Mon, 03 Jan 2005 03:16:57 GMT
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In article <20050101211643.06439.00002310@mb-m18.aol.com>,
mshotz@aol.commonkeypo (Rev. Richard Skull) wrote:
> My sister and I were talking about what age is appropiate to indroduce her
> Grandson to the Stooges.
> > He is now 7 years old.
> > She thinks we should wait another year or two.
> > I say, he already plays Vidoe games that make Hilter look like Heidi! So what
> harm can seeing to stooges do him.
> > Seeing that this new group is full of Masters of The Stoogly Arts, I'd come
> here for expert opionons.
Draw a smiling face on a watermelon, smash it with a sledgehammer and
tell him that's what REALLY happens when you do that. He'll either get
the message right away or try it on a friend. You'll have to decide what
level of risk you run with this particular child. If he can do it to a
pal and get away with it, then you have a serious problem.
--
HellPope Huey
Official Dobbs Geek Orthodox Ministurb
"This may be the year
when we finally come face to face with ourselves;
finally just lay back and say it --
that we are really just a nation
of 220 million used car salesmen
with all the money we need to buy guns
and no qualms at all
about killing anybody else in the world
who tries to make us uncomfortable."
- Hunter S. Thompson
"Seeing you in a hole in the ground
reminds me of this dream I keep having."
- "Father of the Pride"
Correspondent:: "Paul Casino"
Date: 2 Jan 2005 21:03:02 -0800
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Here's the score:
My moms barred me from watching the stooges when I was a small child
for the reasons outlined above. I am now the horrible unloved bastard
that will no doubt die cold and alone that you see before you, sitting
here at midnight posting to a newsgroup. You want him to end up like
me? Or worse, Nenslo? Give the kid the damn stooges and be done with
it.
Correspondent:: "ouroboros rex"
Date: Mon, 3 Jan 2005 11:16:44 -0600
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"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
news:20050101211643.06439.00002310@mb-m18.aol.com...
> My sister and I were talking about what age is appropiate to indroduce her
> Grandson to the Stooges.
>
> He is now 7 years old.
>
> She thinks we should wait another year or two.
>
> I say, he already plays Vidoe games that make Hilter look like Heidi! So
> what
> harm can seeing to stooges do him.
>
> Seeing that this new group is full of Masters of The Stoogly Arts, I'd
> come
> here for expert opionons.
Stooge by 8 or it's too late!
Correspondent:: Champion Jack Codini
Date: Wed, 05 Jan 2005 08:01:03 -0500
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On Mon, 3 Jan 2005 11:16:44 -0600, "ouroboros rex"
said:
>
>"Rev. Richard Skull" wrote in message
>news:20050101211643.06439.00002310@mb-m18.aol.com...
>> My sister and I were talking about what age is appropiate to indroduce her
>> Grandson to the Stooges.
>>
>> He is now 7 years old.
>>
>> She thinks we should wait another year or two.
>>
>> I say, he already plays Vidoe games that make Hilter look like Heidi! So
>> what
>> harm can seeing to stooges do him.
>>
>> Seeing that this new group is full of Masters of The Stoogly Arts, I'd
>> come
>> here for expert opionons.
>
> Stooge by 8 or it's too late!
Stooge at nine is really fine!
Stooge at seven, it's almost heaven!
>
Correspondent:: asscoassc@aol.comBLOWME (AssCo Assc)
Date: 12 Jan 2005 06:56:00 GMT
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<< My sister and I were talking about what age is appropiate to indroduce her
Grandson to the Stooges.
He is now 7 years old. >>
Then he's ready for the Ramones.
ooOOoo
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No matter what new depths to which my life may fall,
I may always take solace in the fact
that I will never be found refining a puppet act.